~~~ LOL....should've known....~~~

Im in a 'MOOD' ....
yeah I know...
whats new ...right?! .....LOL...
anywho...lets move forward....
get to the core here...
k bitches??....

right then.....
as I was saying.....I am not sure if it is due to lack of sleep.....
but ...boy -howdy ((um when did I start channeling Minnie Pearl?...))...
I am muey exhaustiva!!
...thats UBER tired...for you non-other tongue peeps....
.....After hookin up the java....
....I plug in....to Big Momma.....
....first song on the shuffle???....
my boy Tony C.....LUV LUV LUV.....

its like Issac Hayes.....
in a white boy.....
who smokes too many ciggies....
& has a nastyness.....
RAWR!
.....lol

so...anywho......click on the pic to have your 'ear-gasm'.....
U know U wanna....
I did....
....& no...I will not tell U how many times......LOL

because I dont want U to overload in friday nastiness....

Taking it down a notch for U.......
A gift for U of this beautiful voice.......
enjoy =) ...
click on the pic.....

....go...& be nice today to someone who least expects it......
U'd be surprised how good that feels......
oh....& the ~~should've known??~~
hottie Tony is a fellow brainie-mensa member......lol
as U were bitches......***MUAH**

~~Pool is almost ready~~

~~YO ChucK~~

LOL...gotta love this guy.......go here for more..... =)

~~OMG!~~

OK....new guy...
who sits behind me in the cube across the aisle??.....
yeah.....
I
can
hear
you
SMACKIN
on your morning bagel!!!
DUDE!
chew with your mouth closed!!!
& BLOW your nose...
if that much snot requires
U to snort like a farmer.....
GROSS!!!!
As U were bitches.......

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

1. What is your favorite foreplay activity? Kissing....& giving oral
2. Off the top of your head, how many sexual positions can you name? (The link only has 21.) I don't really have official names for them....but I can mentally masturbate 25
3. Of those you named how many have you tried? ALL 25
4. What is your least favorite sexual position? (I did not say that it wasn't enjoyable, I said least favorite. They can't all be the best?) straight missionary....no leg movement or arranging.......
5. Have you ever cheated on a significant other? YES
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever been diagnosed a sexually transmitted disease? Have you ever been tested? I have been tested.....Thank U Buddha...Never had any.

It's just one question, so take your time and think about it.
PRE-SCHOOL TEST


Pre-school children were asked the following question:

"In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?"
Look carefully at the picture.

Doyou know the answer?

(The only possible answers are "left" or "right.")

Think about it


Still don't know?







Okay, I'll tell you.



The pre-schoolers all answered "left."

When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling in the left direction?"

They answered:

"Because you can't see the door."


How do you feel now ???
I know, me too.

~~ 4:00 am.....& all is AWAKE!?!?!~~

WELL..I was in bed...
by ...11 PM....
all pups were snuggled in...
& we fell asleep w/ the TV on...
of course....
around 2...
I woke up....
got something to drink...
& this sets off a chain reaction...
first Bella...then KorKor...then the Zoester-luvbuglet....
crawl out from under the new suede/satin down duvet.....
stretching...& nippin playfully at eachother...
as if the other is to blame for being up....
of course....now they all decide there is SOMETHING in the backyard which deserves a can of mini-pup whipass opened up on it...
Neighbors must LUV me at this hour every nite/morn.. =(

watched BORAT last nite....what a stupid movie....
glad I did not pay to see that!!
installed beautiful solar powered sea blue, green and dark blue blown glass lights for around the pool this afternoon
before the rains came down again....I think I will order another set .....
for the other side of the waterfall....
paid bills today....
which included paying my accountant....
she can hit the send button babeee!!
can we say REFUND!!
HOLLAH...

I should be sleeping....
I have sooo much I want to do this weekend....a friend is coming to pick up the entertainment center no longer in the TV room in oh....6 hours....lol
POOLBOY....is suppose to show around 9am...
funny part?....
I used the money I had set aside for him....
to pay bills last week....when he did not show...
OOOPS....lol
hopefully the new fan will get installed this weekend....
& the birdroom will be cleaned.....
chix's wings & nails will be clipped...
the wainscotting will be installed over the creative holes she chewed in my drywall....
the laundry will be put away....
the donations will be dropped off....
& in there somewhere...
I will get some sleep.....
which is what I am going to attempt another run at ......
I can hear the rain is still coming down....
& I can see the pretty solar lites around the pool thru my new sheer curtains.....
almost makes insomnia worth it....
my beautiful quiet nites... =)

~~Y Sean Connery is NO longer on my 'LIST'~~

ok..I think I have had this conversation
W/ a few people over the years....
such a shame....
Such a manly man..
& my friends know how I LUV LUV LUV a Scotsman
but smackin' a bitch is NEVAH the answer....
Even if U R Bond.....

~~New Meaning to 'THE RING'~~

CLick on IT.....LOL....U will be both bemused & appalled!!....

~~Yeah....It's THAT time of YR~~

Orange is NOT a good color to be.....oh...& Mulberry trees are LOVELY...shade your home ...decrease your electricity bill....BUT also literally SPIT pollen ...if you stare at the tree long enough....it will appear as if it is smoking......UM...not a good idea if you have allergies tho...... :::note to self:::

Some interesting facts re: Mulberry Trees.....

They are not allowed to be brought in or sold thru landscapers because of the high allergic reaction they cause.

During the months of February until April proximity to this tree can contribute to severe pollen allergy. In Islamabad, Pakistan the pollen count goes as high as 40000 per m³ causing severe problems for residents.

The other reason AZ doesnt allow people to plant them ......

is because of their extensive & damaging root system.....

I have had two occasions over the last 17 yrs ((wow...did not realize how long I have lived in that house)) where the city has had to come out and dig my yard up to fix a pipe my trees broke thru!.....

Don't EVEN begin to feel sorry for him ((the girl tree hasnt misbehaved yet))

Both times....he came back the next season with a vengence.......

growing bigger & fuller than the last yr......

OK....as U were bitches.....I have to go take my claritin D......

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

1. When you are out in public, do you often get hard/get wet? Yes.....especially when being talked to dirty over the phone or whispered in my ear......
2. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)? depends on what time of day ......if its the first time that day.....if I am alone or with a partner.....if its just a quick 'relief ' from the day ....or a leisurely multiple session......& I think about hot monkey love.....being 'taken'.....
3. What is your most pleasurable intercourse position? Doggy style...me on the button....hand or toy....& other orifices being occupado... =)
4. How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never. Frequently
5. Have you ever had a spontaneous orgasm? How when why where? On the treadmill after my hood was pierced........

Bonus (as in optional): Post a link to a picture you consider a strong sexual turn-on.

~~Monday Morning Humor ~~

Students at Sacramento State, were assigned to read 2 books & complete a short report, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His professor gave him an "A" for this report:

Titanic: $29.99

Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read

Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Cli nton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton: Bill goes home to Hi llary ...basically the same thing

~~~I say and U think~~~

I should not have to....
at this point
tell U how to play.......
so...get on it.....
answers R in the comments =)

San Francisco ::
Sadness ::
Spirits ::
Harriet ::
State ::
John ::
Offense ::
Timeless ::
Account ::
Refuse ::

~~B-cause BLU did it......~~

Contents of the 'Gym - work' IPOD....

Al Jarreau
Alan Parsons
Alanis Morissette
Alannah Myles
Alice DJ
Aretha
Barry White
Ben Folds
Bill Withers
Bird York
Black Eyed Peas
BobMarley
Bonnie Raitt
Bran Van 3000
Bread
Buckcherry
The caesars
Carole King
Chris Isaak
Chris Robinson
Coldplay
The cranberries
CSNY
The cure
Dan Fogelberg Tim Weisberg
Darius Rucker
Death Cab for Cutie
Deep Forest
Delerium
Dishwalla
Donna Lewis
Duran Duran
The Eagles
Eddie Money
Elton John
Enigma
Enrique Iglesias
Enya
Erykah Badu
Eurythmics
Faith Hill
Fiona Apple
Fleetwood Mac
The Fugees
George Michael
George Winston
Hall & Oates
Harry Nilsson
Heart
Herb Albert
Hootie and the Blowfish
Hugh Masekela
Imogen Heap
Interpol
INXS
Irma Thomas
Israel Kamakawiwo’ole
James Taylor
Jane Siberry
JanetJackson
Janis Joplin
Jem
Jimmy Buffett
John Cougar Mellencamp
John Mayer
Johnathan Butler
Joni Mitchell
JPP
Koorunba
Krishna Das
KT TUmstall
Lauryn Hill
Lenny Kravitz
Les Nubians
Lisa Hall
Lisa Loeb
Loggins & Messina
Loreena McKennitt
Loverboy
Modonna
Marc Anthony
Maroon 5
Marvin Gaye
Melissa Etheridge
Michelle Lewis
The Moody Blues
Natalie Imbruglia
Natlie Merchant
Nick Drake
Nina Simone
No Doubt
Norah Jones
Outkast
Paul Simon
Paula Cole
Peter Frampton
Peter Gabriel
Phoenix
Pink
The Police
Prince
Radiohead
RamJam
Richard Marx
Riche Sambora
Ricky Martin
Rihanna
Rod Stewart
Roger Daltrey
The Rolling Stones
Sade
Santana
Sarah Brightman
Sarah McLachlan
Seal
Sean Paul
Selena
Sia
Slack
Soul II Soul
Steely Dan
Stepphenwolf
Stevie Nicks
Sting
Talking heads
Tom Jones
Tommy Lee
Tony C & the Truth
Tracy Chapman
Trevor Rabin
Van Morrison
Waterbone Tibet
The Weather Girls

~~M's TODO list 4 weekend~~

Okay...gonna be a wee bit busy this weekend.....lets see if I get it all done ...LOL

• Groceries


• Electric Lawn Mower ((sold new gas powered to Stu....too icky for me figure out))


• Clean (scrub bird room)


• Clip Chix wings & Nails


• Install wainscoting in birdrm ((chix got creative with my drywall))


• Sort...throw office papers not needed.


• Sort ...throw...donate office items not needed.


• Buy plants for inside front door area


• Buy plants for back yard around pool


• Remail BLu's CD ((sorry BLU.....)) 'cause for some reason it came back....


• Give shelves/ light bridge away (replaced with new shelves)


• Order or buy Chaise lounges ((prefer double size...better lounging)) for pool deck


• Call insurance ...get quotes on different vehicles considering buying


• Update IPOD...


• Drop off clothes donations


• Mail back 1gb memory card ((overpriced from Motorola)) buy one online.


• Go thru bathroom cupboards...toss outdated toiletries


• Organize & toss laundry room shelves items.


• Call (again) on cable HDTV DVR...see if they are in yet.


• Figure out what to do with Yoga room.....


• BBQ - to the curb??


• Clean up back yard (( puppy poopies....grass..weeds.....))


• Lay new large outdoor patio rug under the patio set (( no burned tootsies after swim))


• New Fan for bedroom.....current one has broken light part......


• New light for over kitchen table area......((no more hitting head on low hanging one))


• & the piece de la resistance?...........buy this!

• Because RES check came in ........(((have I mentioned how much I appreciate the gamblers of Minnesota??)))

~~~As U were......I have shit to do!.......Bye Bitches

~~Last Nite's Project ~~

~~Cuteness Alert~~~

~~Sorry BLU......just had to do it....how can U NOT totally LUV minpins?!?!?!~~

~~Click & Get w/ iT~~

~~~Just GO.....& Watch~~WOW~~~

Pavement just isn't good enough for trial bikers

~~Things I have Learned~~

What Men think Women are saying in their online personal ad:

40-ish - 49

Adventurous - Slept with everyone

Athletic - No tits

Average looking - Ugly

Beautiful - Pathological liar

Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills

Emotionally secure - On medication

Feminist - Fat

Free spirit - Junkie

Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person

Fun - Annoying

New Age - Body hair in the wrong places

Open-minded - Desperate

Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate - Sloppy drunk

Professional - Bitch

Voluptuous - Very Fat

Large frame - Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate - Stalker

What Women are really saying:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

What Men are really saying:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

& finally.....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and something obtrusive shoved up his backside.

~~Hope this helps anyone else out there who is dealing w/ dating~~

As U were.........Bye Bitches!

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

1. What is your favorite charity? Do you you give your time or just money to that charity? Animal Charities......gave more time in past...now more money.
2. Describe your bed. Four poster cali king.....pillowtop....1300 count sheets...8 king size pillows.....feather duvet......4 cuddly pups =) What side do you sleep on? Middle entwined w/ partner & pups .....or....if just me middle ...& right side (looking at bed from foot)
3. How important is a partners kissing ability? EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!!
4. Have you ever purposely tried to seduce someone over a long period of time? NO....waste of time......
5. Top or bottom? I have to choose??? BOTH ....sideways...upsidedown....backwards.....diagonal....etc...
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever shaved your pubic hair? who hasn't???

~~Future Love Paradise~~

For....kitty..... =) .....click on SEAL for the video.....

Musical monday has me all energized....
ready to hit the road...
wanting to feel the wind....
smell the mountain aire...
walk barefoot...
lay in Sedona at the top of Schnebly....
let the sun inject me with her love...
.....I don't know
what is it?

....maybe it's weather....maybe it is because...
tonite I will email the final copy of my proposal off to Dr. Jones .....

All I know ....
is that THIS is THE song that Kitty & I
play over & over ....
as we tool on up to Flag...
or Jerome...
or Sedona ....
for a quick fix....
of Granola.....
people, that is....
LOL
not the breakfast food .....sillies!!
.......so...n'joy my BF's......
Maybe tonite?
reach out....
& give yourself.....

(Seal) 1991
But if only you could see them,
You would know from their faces.
There were kings and queens,
Followed by princes and princesses.
There were future power people,
Throwin love to the loveless.
Shining a light 'cause they wanted it seen.
Well there were cries...
Well there were cries of why...
Followed by cries...
Followed by cries of why not
Can I,
Reach out for you if that feels good to me.....?
Reach out for you if that feels good to me ?
And the riders will not stop us,
'Cause the only love they'll find is paradise.
And the riders will not stop us,
'Cause the only love they'll find is paradise.
No the riders will not stop us,
'Cause the only love they'll find is paradise.
No the riders will not stop us,
'Cause the only love they'll find is paradise.
Paradise yeah...
Mmmm don't you know that racism in among future kings,
Can only lead to no good...
to no good...
Besides your, sons and daughters already know how that feels.
sons and daughters already know how that feels... One day.
One day (One day)
All the queens will gather round,
Spreading love and unity so we can be found.
Well then all the writers say it's all to do with... drugs.
Drugs for the gentlemen.
When your love,
Inject me with a love, all right.
ooh.
And the riders will not stop us,
Pa...
'Cause the only drug they'll find is paradise
ra... dise...
Future love pa-ra...
dise...
No the riders will not stop us,
'Cause the only love they'll find is paradise
...paradise...
Future love paradise...
Oh, we're livin in a paradi...
dise...
No the riders will not stop us,
...paradise..
The only love they'll find is paradise...
Paradise... yea
Love paradise
One in and out is gonna make you feel good...
paradise
Coming at you like a hurricane would...
paradise
Stay close to me I'll always be by your side
Save... paradise
Save it baby, you know that it's all right...
You remind me of a girl I knew... paradise
Born so beautiful once aside her...
paradise
You make me feel like I need your love, love, love
Want to fill me with your love...
Fix me with a love, all right...
Pa......

And the riders will not stop us,
ra.... dise...
'Cause the only love they'll find is paradise
is paradise
I'm gonna chain my love... and hold on
Future love pa-radise...
No the riders will not stop us,
Pa.....
ra... dise...
'Cause the only drug they'll find is paradise...

(Loneliness, thats it)(?)
Ohh and I'd love a little paradise...
The riders will not stop us, 'cause the only love they'll find is paradise...
The riders will not stop us, 'cause the only love they'll find is paradise...
Par...... a.... dise...
Oh, we'll be livin' in a paradise...
Damn well then make you feel surely like you've felt never felt before I'll...
Give myself,
To you.
And if you change your mind.
I'll do anything,
Just to make the world peaceful.
Just to make life wonderful.
I will drown all your sorrows.
(In a future love paradise...)
In a future love paradise...
(Future love paradise...)
Future love paradise...
(Future love paradise...)
Future love paradise...
(Love love, love love love... love love, love love love)
Yeah
Damn well then make you feel surely like you've never felt before
love love, love love love... love love, love love love...

I'll give myself...

~~IMing at work~~

Not me: yo
Me: wadup biotch?

Not me: was that email from XX?
Not me: on your blog?
Me: OH shite?!?!?....yeah
Me:…nice huh?
Not me: yup

Me:…. haha....
Me:….U DOOOOO luv me!
Me:….U dooooo read me!

Not me: ....I never said that
Me:….OH YEESSS U did'
Me:….lock and load babeeeee

Not me: ..I find your sense of humor very attractive
Not me: ….. :P
Me:::::blushes::::
Me:....U as well my friend.... =)~

Not me: .. you are like a car wreck
Not me: ....I just can't stop reading!
Not me: ..lol

Me:….OK...I just totally laughed really loud!!!
Not me: ......me too
Me: ….Ure gonna get me in trouble over here!
Not me:…..at myself

~~~Happiness....is the little things~~~

ok....how good does it feel to get an email like this from your boss?? :

DrM...
I understand how you work.
I also understand your intelligence level,
experience,
and work ethic.
You have been with the organization for a long time
and understand the interworkings of the enterprise.
I am glad you took the feedback the right way.
You are needed in a lot of different areas.
I just want to make sure that we get your work in front of people.
Thanks, XXXXXXX

It was in response to my previous email where I had expressed:

Morning XXXXXXX....
I just wanted to let U know ......I heard U =)
& appreciate you stopping by yesterday.

It means alot to me to know
U have confidence in my work,
my line of thinking,
and trust that I will have the integrity to keep our conversations private.

I know my demeanor is casual.....
I imagine others wonder if I even hear them sometimes.....lol

The brain is always 3 steps ahead....
looking at life from all angles so as to be prepared for whatever comes my way.

I think in that process, I may come across as dismissive?
....arrogant?
....or cold, noncaring.
I am aware and working on it....=)

as for your message yesterday.....
I do want to succeed...
I want the project, the team and U to succeed as well!

Nothing would be better than to know my boss' boss's boss....
and my boss's boss,
are happy with their decision to have me on the team.

Most importantly, to know they recognized that I stepped up and delivered.

ok....must get my ass to my cube.... =)

DrM

~~~Life is fantabuulous today in cubicle land.......~~~

~~UpDaTeS~~

Hey Bitches.....

OK...so I stole that from the ever so adorable
William Sledd
on Utube....
I'm sure U peeps have seen him
I just LUV LUV LUV him.....

....I digress

~~UpDaTeS~~
Nice poolboy Andy
((mmmmm...??not sure if he likes that I refer to him as 'boy'.....))
FINALLY.. drove his cute little tuckas over here
w/ my filters....

YeS...I called a few times
this past week.....
even tried to text him...
"um...Andy?...Where the Fuck R my FilterS!!....
no text back....
a. he doesn't get texts...
b. didnt appreciate the tone...lol
c. I did not ID myself.....
so ...how would he know it was me?...
I have a BAD habit of doing that w/ new textees...
I guess I just assume....
who wouldn't know "the M"..

so....in the course of the morn
I observed a few things...

either it is company policy to not go into clients homes.....
or...the boy is scerrred of me....

.....he walked around .....
squeezed those huge filters thru the side of the house area
((I did not watch but must have been comical....))

The pool is creating CHLORINE once again...
I can hear U all cheering !...thanx....
however......
U know with every +...there is usually a complimentary -....
yup...the doo-hicky thing-a-ma-bob...
U know...
the gears that rotate the water stream to various tubing which operates the infloor filtering sweepers?..
still with me ?!!?
is shot......

so.....as I winced from the impending additional financial doom....
I stated..."of course it is!!"....
"& just how much will that be costing me"?
here we go again folks w/ the bartering...
about $100.00...
huge sigh of relief.......
I didn't have to pimp myself out again......

ok......so as I am in the house working on my PhD Dissertation rewrites, watching cartoons.....
I suddenly realize....
I need to find out about the huge O ring that sits inside the top & bottom of the big filter housing.....
IT NEEDS TO BE LUBED......

:::crickets chirping::::

HELL NO....
after last weeks conversation where I was mentally wondering
what my mad oral skillz would do to getting the bill reduced......
& was ballzy enough to imply it in a conversation?....

UM....yeah.....NOT going there again today......
I just thought...."well...
after he's gone ....I'll go out there
take it apart.....
& check it & lube it myself if need be....."

HA!
FAT chance.....U know it wasn't gonna go down like that ......

as we're standing on the front walk....
trying to set-up a time for him to enlighten me on the new system
((remember....I think that schtuff is on the 'boy' list of house chores.....so this will be ALL new to me........))

I noticed a tube of the silicone lube U use on the O-rings sticking out of his pocket....
of course ....
me & my big mouth........
"OH!....so U did LUBE it back there....."

:::YIKES:::
.....just come out & talk about salad tossin Y Ur at it M!!!

NOW....U know ....that is not what I meant.....
I meant the backyard!!
OF MY HOUSE....
Real estate...
dammit....
NOT MY ASS!.....
((as cute as it is.....ahem...))

but yeah....cute little smirk on PB's face told me where his mind went....
so ...I follow up w/...."U know...there is just ...NO delicate way to have this discussion.....
I was referring to the O-ring"...
he agreed.....got all embarassed......& commented..."yeah....I had to replace the little one.....sometimes they just don't hold up......"

:::pause to decide if I want to go there.....::::

DO U know how easy it would've been??
for me to launch into raunch?!?.....
I didn't....I behaved.....

HEY!......it's possible.......
U think U know me!?......
HA!.....(((there IS a first time for everything...U know!)))

OK...as U were.....Bye Bitches....

~~My NeW ObsessioN!!~~

so lately....
I've been walking in the nice AZ evenings
with my neighbor Char

weekdays...
we walk about 3-4 miles

& on the weekends
we go in the am

well....
besides feeling great from the walking ......
((its a gr8 way to wind down after work......))
I've starting making a recovery juice for us
when we get back to the house

now....this aint no run of the mill...
everyday
bargain brand
juicer......
My mom sent it to me a couple yrs ago.....
after her doctor got her on this cleansing kick

me...being me...checked online to see what it was
that I was dealing with....
....mom did well....LOL
top of the line.....
next to hanging a jamba juice shingle outside the door
I'm the juicing queen!

so anywho.....
tonite I made a juice for Char & I ....
of Fuji Apples...Anjou Pears....and organic carrots.....
WOW!....I wish we had taste-0-screen!...
I'd make U one.....
really...
I would!....
cause I'm like that......

can we say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious???
.....I could've thrown some ginger in there ....
but wasn't sure Char like that and she was busy on the phone
as I was doing my impression of Jamba-girl

ok....its almost midnight.....time for a shower....read a hard copy of my proposal....
& send off to Dr. XXXX's. =)
Life is good at DrM2B's .....
as U were!

~~Thanx BLU =) ~~

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~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

1. Have you ever orgasmed sitting at your computer? YES ...both alone & w/ partner....numerous times What was the situation? Video Sex....reading erotica....IM'ing.
2. Ever been sexual harassed? NO...not really.....What happened?
3. Who is your hottest nerd crush? Jeff Goldblum
4. Can a man have multiple orgasms? Of course!
5. Is there such a thing as too much sex? I am sorry ....I do not understand the ?...LOL

Bonus: Have you had sex in the last 24 hrs? NO

~~Hottest Mind Stimuli I've read as of late~~

Our sex is the Mass.....You kneel down in the doorway of my chapel.....(Read entire article)

Y did this get my mind spinning?....
Could it be the naughty feelings around --> sex=church ?
B4 I finished marinating on this sentence...
I had a whole photo layout moving past my minds eye.......
any voluteer models out there?

~~ATTN MIDNITE SHOPPERS!~~

Ok...for all of U who may be feeling a tad ignored...un-LUV'd??

Thinking the doc2b
doesnt stop by your blog...
read your schuff!
comment with her witty prose....

I have.....I do... & I have tried!!

Over & Over again!!

but for some reason as of late....
I am unable to get the little word verification thingy to work!!

so....heres a big DrM2B kiss!!....

I AM thinking of U...
reading U...


MUAH!!....

~~Muey,Muey Besito's my BF's!!~~

~~~UpDaTe~~

to the texting story......
since I have received emails....
read your comments....
& had verbal conversations over the past couple days...
re: what went down....
I thought U might be interested to know:

first .....the funny part??
somedays
B4 I hit the publish button....
I have to sit & try to get it in writing....
so U all can understand it......
relate to it....
have empathy...

not this one...
I wish all my postings
were this smooth-going...
this just went from mOtO to screen...
no embellishments or translating needed!! LOL

& ?? ~~~Have not heard word since ?!?....
hopefully he is embarassed by his behaviour ??
::::crickets chirping::::

YEAH.....HA!...
I KNOW......I crack myself up......
As U were!....
Toodles....poodles.....

~~~I say and U think~~~

HEY ...BELLA!.......

Momma's got her word game up again!

Do U think her BF's know how to play??
They know her answers are in the comments right??

I just might have to bite someone .......


Nude ::
Support ::
Rachel ::
Crane ::
Candy bar ::
Material ::
Mind games ::
Eviction ::
Produce ::
Joke ::

U put your answers in the comments right?!?!



Don't make me get off this couch!

~~New Aims Test?~~

Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!

NAME____________________

GANG/CREW NAME______________

CRIB_________________

1. Ramón has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramón attempt before he has to reload?

2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profits. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit?

5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 - 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There are 20 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's income?

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

~~March ~~The Chaste MooN~~

2007 - Full Moon Schedule (all noted in UNIVERSAL TIME (UTC)
January 3 / 13:57 - Wolf Moon
February 2 / 5:45 - Snow Moon
March 3 / 23:17 - Chaste Moon
April 2 / 17:15 - Rain Moon
May 2 / 10:09 - Flower Moon
June 1 / 1:04 - Strawberry Moon
June 30 / 13:49 - Blue Moon
July 30 / 0:48 - Deer Moon
August 28 / 10:35 - Fish Moon
September 26 / 19:45 - Fruit Moon
October 26 / 4:52 - Harvest Moon
November 24 / 14:30 - Hunter's Moon
December 24 / 1:16 - Cold Moon

~~What is the Chaste MooN?~~

This is the Moon of the change......
of inspiration & of imagination
for what could be.
Build an Altar to the Moon...
bless your garden in the moonlight.
Prepare the earth for planting
& prepare yourself for change.......

Remember,
Full moon rituals bring in the greatest, most powerful energies.
Full Moons are linked to the Goddess.
As depicted in her fullness,
the moons fullness reinforces our desire for
complete & positive hope, inner strength, & forward thinking.
Full moons are an optimal event
for increasing ones 'sixth sense',
intuition,
& to also banish lifes unwanted, unwelcome influences.

It is not so far fetched to believe in the power of the moon......
think about it....
if the full moon can change the ebb and flow of the seas,
imagine the power you have by channeling some of her energy!!



~~~~~BLESSED BE~~~~~

~~Can We Say PsychO?!!~~

Recent Text Mssgs.....BAH!~

Yesterday....I blogged about my unhappy Uterus.....
& I am sure U understand,
because Aunt Flo, being the biotch,
that she is....
((deciding to take up residence & all for a few days.....))

I was forced to wage a comfy war...

I got home from work....
changed into PJ's...
grabbed the heating pad...
took two Alleves...
made myself a nice hot cup of tea...
& settled into a nice evening of movies, cuddle pups, nice big comforter & pillows.

I promptly fell asleep....
all comfy & warm...... =)

((U knew it wasn't going to last ....right?))

yeah...see....the evening before,
when I found out Auntie's itinerary
I had texted the boy who used to live here.....
knowing that his job route brings him close to the house on some days....
I asked if he had any stronger pain relievers to rid the effects of Aunt Flo?
He said he did...
I told him he could drop them off......

Well......I never got the pain relievers.....
but....
I did get these lovely communications thru the nite......

3:14 PM --> (Boy) I told U, 1100 count sheets (which I bought him)are clean, ass is shaved, I'll soon be showered & there are 2 of those pills sitting on my headboards waiting for U

(ME)....:::wtf?:::
no text back

5:14 PM --> (Boy) so....ya coming

(ME) dude...I am on the couch all snuggled with the pups...& the heating pad...Y would I drive all that way (40 mins..rush hour traffic) for two pills?

5:20 PM --> (Boy) because I can help U in ways they can't.

(ME) ....::::wtf makes him think first of all ....in all my pain....I am in the mood?...but most of all...it has been 2.5 yrs since?....::::
My text answer.... NO Thank U

5:29 PM --> (Boy) The XXXXX (referring to himself in third person)...does make house calls but there will be a cost..The XXXXX has needs.

(ME) ::::Is he delusional??::::
no text back

6:20 PM -->(Boy) Damn...at least my sheets are sping fresh and my arse is silky smooth..lol..call me later, i'll try to save them for U

(ME) text back : k

6:56 PM --> (Boy) Ok...the appropriate response top my last text would be thanx for saving those for me, if I feel better later or tmr, I'll drop by....again...hope U are feeling better.

(ME) :::dont even go there....he wouldnt know appropriate if it bit him in that silky smooth arse:::
NO TEXT BACK

7:17 PM --> (Boy) I seem to be doing all the work and taking all the risk in this relationship and asking & benefitting nothing in return...how long do you think it will last????

(ME) :::relationship??!!...what fuckin risks ??....do I care how long?:::
NO TEXT BACK

7:36 PM --> (Boy) Im not surprised...your loss..Have a nice day

(ME) ::::He must be drinking ....::::
NO TEXT BACK

10:23 PM --> (Boy) Unless you can give me a good reason for not responding to my thoughts and feelings tonite we're done. Take care and tell the girls i love them

(ME) ::::U have got to be fuckin kidding me....now he's getting conditional on my ass?!?....which girls?..my tits or the pups?? WOW::::
NO TEXT BACK

1:43 AM -->(Boy) Thank You...as much as you are my everything..I cant move forward and heal with you in still in my life.

(ME) :::: OK...most def....drunk....Y can't he just lose my number::::
NO TEXT BACK

& the piece de resistance.......

2:01 AM --> (Boy) Its amazing what you learn when people get really shitfaced....who in the fuck are you

I am thinking that he & my other previous roomie.....who now live together & have formed the x's of DrM hate club.....got drunk & swapped stories.....
would've killed to be a fly on that wall!!! LOL

NIIIIIIIIIIICe huh?.......YEAH...NO! TEXT! BACK!!!

~~~mmmmph~~~

my Uterus hurts.......
she is NOT happy.....
I do not really understand why....
I treat her well......she is exercised regularily......(((figure it out yourself...)))
she has a well groomed yard
visitors never overstay their welcome.....
I buy her beautiful clothing...
& yet......this is the treatment I get....
ANGER!
Of course.....she thinks she is being helpful....
'SPRING cleaning' .......
BAH!