~@ costco......

STU: i'll go thru first ....i have to renew our memberships...
ME: ok...i'll help load your purchases...
STU: thanx..
ME: ok...i think thats it.....'cept for your meat....& EW!~ u know i cant stand to touch that...
STU: u've never felt that way before....((in a whining voice & loud enough for all the other people standing around to hear))

ME: unable to control the laughter.......

yeah....nothing like going shopping with your platonic friend when everyone thinks we're a couple...

~OH my LAWD....~

i haven't laughed so fuckin hard in a loooooong time....
i thought the first post was hilarious....
but then...
the pixie ...
in true star-form....
followed w/ THIS POST....

thanx for the thought babe!......
& the laugh....
i heart u!

~~TMI TUESDAY~~

1. Which one turns you on more Ink or piercing? Why?
INK....prolly because of the stories behind the ink.....i luv hearing the design stories....many times people surprise me....& i luv being surprised...

2. What ink do you have? If none, what would you get and and where?
my reservation insignia is on my ankle....OM MANI PEDME HUM is on my lower back....& i have an OM between my shoulder blades @ my heart chakra to help keep my heart open.....

3. What piercing do you have? If none, what would you get and and where?
ears....nose...belly button....hood (functional..not ornamental)

4. Any other adornments you like to do for your lover or have then do for you?
strange question....& not applicable at this time...so i get to skip it ....HA!

5. Of all of the above is there anything that is an immediate Turn-Off?
nope.

Bonus (as in optional): If money/work place rules/your life/whatever what ALL would you do to your body in the name of sexual or just general adornment? well...i think i understand this grammatically poor question....& my thoughts are that i have never NOT done something because of work rules....i was once asked to remove an eyebrow piercing at a salon i worked at.....before quitting.....i wrote a nice letter to the management explaining how hypocritical i felt the org was due to the owners being gay...& how we signed a form allowing them to fire us if it was ever mentioned in a negative light......so...basically....they demanded we accept them as they were .....yet.....we as employee's were to change our personal expression because they didnt like piercings....um yeah.....NOT!

~womens remote....~

A 'FRIEND' was so kind as to send me his version of the 'mens remote'...
i made a few edits & set it back....
what cha think?...

~click on it to link to a larger version~

~~~ TMI TUESDAY~~~

1. what's the sexiest gesture a person you are sexually interested can make?
whisper something nasty ..... :::chills:::

2. what are 3 inevitable things about you?
my intelligence, my ability to 'read' people & the situation, & something i recently have accepted--> my 'intense-ness'

3. how many types of orgasms have you experienced?
HA! um...thinking really quickly...doing a mental run-down....9? & no i will not describe....

4. what asset do you have besides the physical and the material?
MENTAL!..have we not covered this?....

5. what do you want . . . . now?
less anxiety....

Bonus (as in optional):describe a sexy mind...one that questions the world in which we live in....one that challenges themselve....one that isnt afraid to be vulnerable....one that is uber honest....one that experiments....one that is sensually in touch.....& one that possesses intelligence..... =)
wanna play?.....click any of the icons....& join us =)

~~TMI TUESDAY~~

1. Would you stay in a relationship with an physically unfaithful partner? nope
2. Would you stay in a relationship with an emotionally unfaithful partner? nope
3. On a scale of 1-10, how important is the recognition of birthdays to you (your's, a friend's, a partner's)? 10
4. When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your does curl up, or down? depends on the position....missionary..toes up.....doggie...toes grippin for stability =)
5. Every one has a pet peeve, tell me one of yours.....bad grammar..bad listener....& messiness...

~~TMI TUESDAY~~

1) Do you have/ever had any dating or sex superstitions? (Wear 'lucky jeans' on first date, always light a vanilla candle, etc.) If so, what are they?
not that i can think of......sorry....kinda boring answer ...huh?

2) If you were stranded on the old deserted island, and a genie appeared who could only grant you one wish -- to bring one of the following people to join you, who would it be?

- your spouse/significant other
- an unrequited love or some person you've had a crush on
- an old/past love
X- your best friend

3) Tell us "weather or not" you're in the mood -- how does rain, snow, sleet, scorching heat, sweltering humidity etc. affect your libido.
anyone who has been reading this blog for any length of time....knows what rain does for me.....its the most motivating of all weather conditions.....snow?..in the mountains ...w/ a fire?...same =) ....all types of heat....if not accompanied by pool activities?....can go suck an egg !

4) Are you a crying drunk, an angry drunk, a 'I'm drunk, let's screw' sort of a drinker? (And, if you do not drink -- which one of those things is the reason?)
i dont drink to the level which would cause my behaviour to be exaggerated.....however....i USED to be a goofy drunk who's libido was out of control..... =)

5) Who turns you on the most & why: wow....gr8 question.....lets see:
* the activist -->moderate level....prolly due to the amt of passion involved....

* the author --> high level....words can move mountains....& very rarely do you find someone who can =)

* the care-giver/healer (nurse, doctor, masseuse, herbalist, chiropractor etc.) --> medium level...usually one would think high level here...but if their personality is smarmy.....no matter what their talent is regarding physical comfort....my brain will override....eventually... =)

* the comedian -->low level... comedy has its place....if someone is 'always on'...& unable to be real when its needed....no intimacy will develop...

* the educator (professor, teacher, mentor etc.) --> high level...mmmm brains =) enough said....

* the model -->low level....havent really met any uber smart ones.... =) fun to play w/ but thats it.

* the musician -->um...yeah...extreme level.....u know they can play the body ....like they love their instrument..... =)

* the politician ......no level of turm on whatsoever!

* the scientist --> medium level....geeks are hawt in their own little way.....

~~ It is not easy to be on point in Harley Boots ~~

~~ Happy HNT ~~

~~Alice in Chains...Velvet Revolver~~

so i'm sure u're wondering ....
um..y the panti shot from the ladies room?...
well...
i got busted ..
yeah ...i know...
yet again....
for taking pics at a concert.......
so this is the only one where i wasn't getting threatened.....
D got some......
I'll upload his tmrw.......
Alice in Chains was fantabulous.....
VR was okay.....
lead singer's voice was shot....
& there was mike feedback every so often...
but ....he's such a freak show....
'specially when nekkid......
all was forgiven......
besides....
we get to see them again....
6th row....
in Tucson this coming SAT......
okay....gotta get some shut-eye......
well..I don't.....
but D is waiting on me.....;)
bye bitches.......

~~updates to follow~~

well....Baxter wouldnt stop tormenting Pebs....
& doesn't seem to reaaaally understands the words "simmah down"
after much drama....
too upset to talk about it now....
he is now in the loving care of
minpin haven
at minpinhaven.com
her name is Patricia
& she calmed me down ....
er...stopped me from opening a can of whipass
on the neighbors....
he more than she...
oh...& white trash whore of a whatever U are?..
get off your daisyduked ass
hang up the cell phone....
& get your baby out of the street!!!
Off to D's for some lovin.....
good old fashioned F'in actually....
but its just not polite to talk that way......
toodles......

~~TMI TUESDAY~~

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1. What's the sexiest type of underwear?
Women? ...brazilian thongs....or those oldfashioned gartered panties.....Men?....tight boxershorts.

2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?
nope

3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Moustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care?
fu man ok....bald uber hot...other than that....prefer trimmed or shaved.... =)

4. What is the strangest thing you've ever seen featured in pornography?
scatting...beastiality...

5. What's worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as "too much"? Not enough is worse......& I would have to say ....no ....never too much...& I say this because sex doesnt always have to be a hot & heavy down & dirty session......it can consist of soft...caresses....long lingering kisses.....a sensual body rub....... =)

Bonus: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught? I plead the 5th....

~~TMI TUESDAY~~

(Click the icon to play .... =)

1. Describe your first kiss.
wet...uber sloppy...at summer camp....gross....surprising....
2. Should a person's pubic hair be trimmed, shaved, or just grown out as the jungle God intended it to be?
YES .....people!....for the love of everything edible......trim...shave...wax...condition...wash...freshen...& otherwise be the hostess with the mostess....or there ain't gonna be any attendees at the party in your pants!
3. What's the best super-hero comic book movie ever made?
Sailor - moon.....LOL
4. Coke or Pepsi?
Hands -down.......COKE!......& now I can even say that Coca-Cola has created an equal to Mountain Dew.....it is called Vault. They make this nuclear green colored one .....& a red one ...just like the dew! =)
5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
LOL....of course......it is a gr8 way to get the par-tay started!!
6. Which way do you lean your head when going for a kiss?
me ....to the left.....to start.... =)~
7. Jockstraps, sexy or no?
UBER!

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever used the excuse, "Oh, I was so drunk that night, I don't remember a THING!"
as an excuse?...no....as a reason....yes...LOL

~~TMI TUESDAY~~

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1. Does the carpet match the drapes?
What Carpeting?
2. Have you ever used personal information about someone to blackmail them?
no.....& I wouldn't begin to know how.....
3. What is your favorite thing to lick?
ice-cream cones, the spoon when baking, & popsicles.......
4. Have you ever had sex in a place of worship? (i.e., church, temple, mosque, etc.)
does getting molested by the choir director in the balcony when I was practicing my recital piece count?....... other than that....no
5. If you watch video porn, do you buy it in a store, from a catalog, online, or download it? LINK!!! ;)
all of the above.... & my links are all down the side under the erotica section =) feel free to peruse......but please....clean up after yourselves!!

Bonus (as in optional): How often, if ever, do you "fake it?"
>once again.....Y the hell would anyone do that!?!......

~~ WhO KneW?~~

I guess I need to step it up a little ...LOL

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

1. Should guys wear pink?
Of course !...UBER hawt when a guy wears what is typically viewed as 'a feminine color'.......U know....yellow...pink...light blue...light green..... =)

2. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
depends....I find it can really ignite or escalate the level of excitement.....w/ eyes open.....but usually I close my eyes to fully live in the moment!

3. What is the first "non-physical" feature you tend to notice about a person you find attractive?
their voice.....patterns, accent, tone, confidence, volume ((whispering is hawt)), their laugh....

4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
um...DUH! every chance I get ......ok ...that didn't come out right.....lol what I MEAN is ......when I am in a relationship...most definite!! Usually...with candles...music....nice smelling (patchouli) body wash.....& an occasional sex-toy ... =)~ shhhhhh....

5. Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex?
have amazing sex.....not that I don't enjoy receiving oral...I do .....I DO!....but I would rather get off mutually w/ my partner.......

Bonus (as in optional): If you could say anything you wanted anonymously to anyone, without identifying that person, what would you say? My readers know me toooooo well ......to reveal what I would say.......however.....If I were to write what I want to say to a certain someone.....I think U would be shocked.....VERY non-Buddhist.....lol

Wanna PLAY?? Click on either pic...U know U wanna tell your secrets too =)

~~HUMP DAY HUMOR~

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my
own funeral.........I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted............ ;-)

**Courtesy of a previous third-shifter who's humor I miss terribly.....
"what does this mean to me Robert?".....lol
Raymundo Leach is the dude...
that kept us all sane thru the long 12 hour shifts.......
albeit the management did not seem to have the same level of appreciation for his humor........
I wouldn't have made it without him.
When the IBM machine came in & we were all assimilated into the existence of being IBMer's.......
Ray & I were lucky to get out.......
I started my PhD & he took some quality time for his family......
Anywho.....
he sends me a joke now & then.....
thought I would share..... =)

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

1. When you orgasm, do you hold your breath?
I think I might on the first one......lol ((of course I will uber consumed w/ this thought next time around))after that...no.....too busy trying to catch my breath

2. Have you ever had sex or played around with a celebrity? No

3. Do you think prostitution should be legal? Why or why not?
yes.....why not?.....there are so many positive societal reasons to support legalization. Less violence, less taboo - therefore less draw, better health regulations, less time our legal system spends defending, convicting...etc...& more time they can devote to the real criminals.....need I continue?

4. How do you masturbate? Do you romance yourself? Get straight to the point? Read erotic material?
* wow....how?...not sure I have to explain that one.....I guess U are asking technique?....
* well... in the shower....hands.....otherwise?...toys....or partners hands..other body parts....
* Romance?....lol no
* Not sure what U mean by straight to the point.....do I spend all day?....no.......would I like to spend all day?....sure...havent we all at some point in our lives?...w/ or w/out a partner.....lol
* Do I use toys?...yes Do I read erotica?...most def.....does that do it for me more than visual porn? most def......Albeit fun.....in order for visual porn to work for me.....there has to be a kink to it......B& D.....S&M....guy on guy.....threesomes.....close-up hard core f*ckin......

5. Which gives you the most pleasure - intercourse, masturbating for/with your partner, being masturbated by your partner.
WHAT the?......U are asking me to choose?......ok...I guess if I have to?......I really get off on watchin a guy do his thing......usually to the point that If I have any control over it?...I won't let him finish.........I want me some! Next ....I guess it would have to be mutual orgasms......both lost in this moment......animalistic....monkey sex.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had a crush on a relative? No I have not.

Wanna play??......click on either icon.......

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

1. What was your first job? Polo Pony Trainer
2. When did you go to your first funeral? 6th grade I think......
3. What is the sexiest word in the English dictionary? UBER
4. Are you left handed or right handed? Which direction does the top of your head lean when you kiss on the lips? Right Handed.....to my left initially......
5. Males: Which way do you dress?
Females: Which breast is larger? Neither.......

Bonus (as in optional):Define sexy? anything.....((smell, sight, sound, feel, emotion)) that stirs THOSE feelings within........

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

1.Have you ever used foods in your sexual activities (ie; whipped cream, syrup, popsicles) and how did you use them? of COURSE....wear them...insert them...pour them....smear them....eat them...lick them.... =)
2. If your SO asked you to get them off using only your toes - would you do it and how? Yes I would...... I would pour some massage oil on my tootsies....grip between the big toe & her sister.....using proper leverage .....give a nice fj =) I not only have pretty feet....but very talented as well......
3. Would you ever participate in an orgy? Have you? Yes...I would ...& yes I have...
4. What can a lover do to turn you on instantly? Whisper nasty things he is planning for me in my ear......
5. Describe your favorite piece of lingerie or undergarments on yourself or your mate. I love tight slider boxers.....the kind that resemble slider shorts for baseball players.

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~~What I've Learned Recently~~

1. Sleep is over-rated
2. DVR is a wonderful thing =)
3. There exists a positive correlation to cleaning the pool & AZ windstorms which is akin to washing ones car & rain in other parts of the country.
4. I may have met my match...& this isn't a dream.
5. I may have to accept the reality that my puppers do not miss me as much as I miss them thru-out the day
6. no.5 is a direct result of the new doggy door
7. I will NEVER read all the magazines I have waiting for me.
8. There R not enough hours in the day
9. no matter the level of my tech skillz....I am dumbfounded on how to merge my ipod libraries!!
10. There is NO graceful way to get in or out of a hot tub.....but I really don't care!!