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Thirteen Bloggers I wouldn't mind meeting IRL.....& Y! (in alphabestical order so as not to incite ...'hey Y did he/she get chosen before me'....memories of yester-yr team choosings)

1. 212 ~ isnt it obvious?....Everyone should meet a PIXIE at least once in their lifetime.....most never get the opportunity!
2. Alien ~ IT would be just tooooo coolio to ride our motorcycles together down the road!
3. Mr BLU of the hemo-type...... recent addition to the BLOGROLL...... not sure how I let someone who's brain appears to move faster & stranger ( thats a compliment!) than mine.... not be included on the roll for soooo long! ..... Welcome to the hood dude! =)
4. Damian ~ I would love to have a listen to his band .....( & be able to say ' ya know....I met him before......)
5. Jerky ~ just because we ALL wonder just where the hell U work that its sooooo secret!
6. Leesa ~ I have a fear tho....that if I venture to the mountains she teases us weekly with in pictures.....there might be a repeat of 'went on a vacation.... & never went back'.
7. Addict ~ Not only am I addicted to getting TATS and Piercings.....but shes an inspiration to me.
8. Nihilly ~ LUV...LUV...LUV the city he lives it!.... I also admire the loving relationship between him & his SO =) Do I need to say more!
9. Olllie & his Weimi bro HUGO~.....these two live in FRANCE!.....in the countryside.....**sigh**
10. Brico~ I think he was one of THE First commenters on my BLOG. I have grown to LUV and appreciate this mans approach to being a father, boyfriend of Ms Tishy =) & outlook on life in general. Besides......I have a standing boat invite......(gotta go before she sinks!)
11. Tishy ~ All the same reasons as listed for her main squeeze.....Brico
12. The Other HNT~ owners of the lovely trouser snakes which have winked at me many a time from the pages!...... ( Im kidding.....well maybe not......but I filled # 12 didnt I??)
13. Last ~ YoJ.... another recent addition to the BLOGROLL......... I've learned alot about lifes blessings being hidden during troubled times from her... besides....she cracks my ASS up....every post!

~~~~~NOW........ go see for your self.....check out thier pages.....GOOO ON!~~~~~

I thought I would take the opportunity to share my broken toe story. I really thought by now it would be happy and chilling in my platform sandals everyday that I oh-so-love to wear........

U see.... In an effort to avoid my D writing responsibilities......I decided to attend my neighbors b-day pool party about a month ago. The D gods & goddesses' where not smiling down at this behavior. They decided in their infinate wisdom (shhhh...Im sure they're listening now ....just go with it)

To not only .....have me crash & burn....thereby catching my "fuck-U" toe ( if that analogy can be transferred from hands to toes I dont know.....but again......go with it).

As I caught the aforementioned toe.....I heard a 'SNAP'....& proceeded to stand on it with the other foot.....chanting.... "it doesnt hurt...it doesnt hurt...U are fine...suck it up"

Didnt work.....its been angry...swollen (humidity is NOT its friend)....and sore to any type of touch.....(towel, lotion, getting dressed in thongs....etc).

so.....hence....the beauti-mous thongs I am sporting here in the photo of my desk. The picture?........Ken Chenault, yours truly, & the Harvster....Harvey Golub.....(google the names if you need to......U'll be impressed! ).......

ciao bellas.....back to life for me..........As U were!............

~~~RoCk OuT w/ My CoCk oUt~~~

In A mOoOoOod

I aM

so???.....

The only solution??

~~~TuRn It Up~~~ (CliCk ThE CoCk!!)~~~

~~~~~feels better...DoEsNt iT!~~~~~

~~~Wordless Wednesday~~~

Okay....every Wed LEESA does this incredible thing where she melds two animals together that would NEVER...I repeat NEVER occur in nature. I thought I would check out the site she credits for this activity....and found one of their contests called Political Drag.......I've posted a few of the ones that caused me to spit my coffee out this am below.........if you want to see more of these go HERE......

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

1. Do you use the restroom in public places? Not if I can help it…..& I always put a as-gasket down…or ‘hover’……&NEVER drop the kids off at the pool….only wizzie.
2. What is your favorite kinda porn... girl on girl, 3somes, guy/girl, guy/guy? ‘real’ amateur ….no see thru shoes…or rediculous moaning. I also never watch vanilla sex….its gotta have some twist to it to be worth watching. Guy on Guy is HAWT…especially if they are ripped …its all in the research of beautiful bodies….thats all…..not the sex…… (shut-up sheets!)
3. Do you talk to your neighbors? Have they heard you? You heard them? Yes…we talk…& yes..they have both heard & watched….even tho I have a 10 foot block wall around my yard…..I guess the pool parties are too much NOT to watch…..
4. Ever maxed out your credit card? Bounced a check? No…& no.
5. 3 words to describe your so's "down there". Non-existant…..no SO at the time..

Bonus: Have you ever had an affair? yes

Wanna play?? ...GO HERE =)

~La LuNa~MuSiCaL~MoOn~mOnDaY~

Hijo de la Luna

Tonto el que no entienda.
Cuenta una leyenda
Que una hembra gitana
Conjur a la luna
Hasta el amanecer.
Llorando peda
Al llegar el da
Desposar un cal.

"Tendrs a tu hombre,
Piel morena,"
Desde el cielo
Habl la luna llena.
"Pero a cambio quiero
El hijo primero
Que le engendres a l.
Que quien su hijo inmola
Para no estar sola
Poco le iba a querer."

Estribillo:
Luna quieres ser madre
Y no encuentras querer
Que te haga mujer.
Dime, luna de plata,
Qu pretendes hacer
Con un ni?o de piel.
A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha,
Hijo de la luna.

De pad
re canela
Naci un ni? o
Blanco como el lomo
De un armi?o,
Con los ojos grises
En vez de aceituna --
Ni?o albino de luna.
"?Maldita su estampa!
Este hijo es de un payo
Y yo no me lo callo."

Estribillo

Gitano al creerse deshonrado,
Se fue a su mujer,
Cuchillo en mano.
"?De quien es el hijo?
Me has enga?ado fijo."
Y de muerte la hiri.
Luego se hizo al monte
Con el ni?o en brazos
Y all le abandono.

Estribillo

Y en las noches
Que haya luna llena
Ser porque el ni?o
Est de buenas.
Y si el ni?o llora
Menguar la luna
Para hacerle una cuna.
Y si el ni?o llora
Menguar la luna
Para hacerle una cuna.


~~~ thru the centuries.....such power has been given to the moon.....women have promised their first born to her for the promise of love from a man who doesnt desire her. Of course, betrayed by the appearance of the 'moon child', he kills her......the moon child sores the sky's ...... the face we see in the full moon is the product~~~~

~~~I say and U think~~~

1. Visit :: (ing) hours
2. Cake :: or death?
3. Period :: ...I mean it!...really...
4. Triumphant :: victorious!
5. Screen :: saver
6. Neglect :: regret
7. Guitar :: strings
8. Loathe :: detest....
9. Sugar :: loaf mountain
10. Montage :: of pictures

~~Want to play?......GO HERE.......

Happy Birthday Dude!!!

** Of course Mike will never tell how many yrs hes celebrating ...& it really doesnt matter...cause I have witnessed him most def not acting his age!....Happy Birthday Mike!**

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GO HERE 2 get the scoopage =)

13 Things I put aside for my PhD

* Buy a new car

* Plan any 'real' vacations

* Paint (or hiring a painter) the outside of the house

* Scrub the inside of the house from top to bottom (last time really done?...b4 school started)

* Play the baby grand piano I bought myself as a MBA grad gift for hrs like I used to

* Purchase season tickets to the Scottsdale Performing Arts

* Sit outside with the neighbors on Summer nites, drinking wine & shoot the breeze

* Take the pups to the dog park on a regular basis

* Teach Chicken & Bubba (2 macaws) some new phrases & tricks

* Spend hours .....upon hours browsing used book stores

* Take daytrips up north to Flagstaff ...or Sedona like I used to monthly with girlfriends

* Go shopping in the middle of the nite w/ Kat at Wallyworld like we used on the weekends
* Have enough energy to go to the gym on a regular basis!

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

1. Have you ever bought something to increase your sexual performance or enhance your attributes?
ummmm......are we talking toys here? If so...I have a toybox!

2. Do you talk to your parents about sex? Can you/will you talk to your children?
YES....& don't have children...but I would most def!

3. Sex during pregnancy... great or ick?
Never been.....sorry don't know.

4. What is the longest you've ever been celebate after having lost your virginity?
I try not to dwell on such statistics!......Officially tho...I think I'm a virgin again!

5. What is the best sex game you've ever played?
Its a tie between...naked-twister & sex-trivia.

~~Bonus~~
Who was the first person (names unneccessary) you were ever naked in front of for sexual reasons?The guy who I lost my virginity to ...at summer camp ...with another couple in the tent too ! (geez....I sure started out as a freak huh?)

Here I sit.....

pissed off....

I planned on working the WHOLE wekend on my ch's.....

Instead?

I laid in bed .....telling myself to fucking suck it up.....so what if you have a fever...so what if you wish somehow you could just knock yourself out & get more than 2 hours at a time of sleep.....so what if your head feels reminicient of when you had menengitis

Aspirin

Tylenol Sinus

Benadryl

Ice...Ice..& more Ice ....to eat...& to put in the icebag 'cause its seems to be the only way to calm the heat radiating off my skull...

Take a bath....relax...then get to writing.....

....didnt work......just increased the sleepy feeling....

I think I've written the whole damn thing in my head as I lay there.....

I do NOT have time for this shit!

Lets just hope I can shoot off ch 1 & 3 tomarrow

I took the day off to work on ch 2.... I guess I'll do that sometime this week.....

OKay........pityparty officially over!...

Pay no attention to the whining girl behind the 'puter.......

~~~I say and U think~~~

Cruel :: Intentions
Jive :: talkin'
Weak :: in the knees
Understand :: yes, but don't agree
Bum :: rap
Stairs :: to heaven
Tone :: in her voice
Quickly :: urgently
Moment :: in time
Beating :: drums

Want to play ? ....Go HERE

Blondes -> more fun?...Red Heads -> More SEX!

In an article found on FOX NEWS today.....A Hamburg Germany sex researcher Dr. Werner Habermehl says that of all the ladies out there, redheads have the most sex.

In his study, he examined the sex lives of 100's of women, then categorized them by hair-colour to find any correlations.

"The sex lives of women with red hair were clearly more active than those with other hair color, with more partners and having sex more often than the average. The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation," Habermehl said.

So, as I was reading this, I wondered "well, I was not born a red-head.....but have colored it red in some shade or another for oh...the last 10 yrs". What does that mean?

Habermehl states in his study that when women dye their hair red...its a subconscious signal that they are searching for a partner.

But.....was I searching subconsciously when I was married?.......NO...according to Habermehl....married women who dye their hair red are communicating their unhappiness with the relationship.


Interesting....no?..........Your thoughts?

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~13 Things U Will Never Hear DrM2B Say~


1. Wow…I just love getting up early, before the rest of the world =)

2. Hey, I was watching that ballgame!

3. Sorry, I won’t be able to make that party….I’m going camping.

4. I’d LOVE to go to Karaoke with you!

5. mmmm……steak!....Make mine rare….k?

6. WOW….I guess I’m early……

7. Sat nite, if you drive to the party……& I end up staying over…can I borrow your car to go to church in the morning?

8. Turn that Enigma shit U call music DOWN……& while you’re at it?...Find a country station….k?

9. That hot chick over there wants to come home with us?....R U nuts?...No way….gross!

10. So…I’m thinking of re-doing the bedroom in Laura Ashley!....what do you think?

11. I’m strictly a cat-person……

12. Thanksgiving dinner at my house?....EX-CEL-LENT!!.....Not only do I LUV that holiday……but I get to cook for a butt-load of people!

13. Whats a BLOG?

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

1. Have you ever had sex at someone else's house during a party?
YES
Details?
See previous post : Party SEX
2. Ever tried to replay the famous scene from From Here to Eternity?
YES
How was it?
Got Sand in my butt.....and in my mouth....it started out all romantic...got cold, sticky, & moved into the 'I need a shower' state real quick.
3. Do you like pain during sex?
YES
4. On a scale from 1-10, how promiscuous were you during your college years (whether you went or not)?
7-8
5. At what age do you think men and women reach their sexual peak?
Men - 20's, Women 30's
Do you think you have hit yours yet?
I think with the normal hormonal changes women go thru.....if there is an outlet for experimetation & adventure...One never really hits their peak....so NO I haven't.

***Bonus (as in optional): Do any of your ex's have naked photos or movies of you still? I think so? But I have some too....so we have something on eachother which keeps it safer.

Wanna play Too Much Information Tuesdays?........Go HERE =)

Am I a Snob?!.....

So, as you know ....if you have been following my blog for any amount of time....I am owned by 4 of the cutest little monsters. 2 Pinheads (Pebs & Bella) & 2 Rat Terriers (KorKor & ZoesterCoaster Luv~Buglet).

Zoe is the youngest (& by far the MOST destructive puppy I have ever had the joy of living with). Among the shoes, purses, items of clothing, books, & her toys which have skillfully met their demise.....this past weekend I discovered a nice softball size hole in the underside of the (1200 count) duvet cover!!!

Okay....I thought....could be worse.....(can't really give any examples right now ....but that is what I told myself....). Yesterday, on the way home from work, I stopped into Linens & Things to replace the duvet...thinking possibly I would just buy a whole 'nother set.

As I browsed thru the store....I began thinking I had either missed the 'higher count' section ...or they didnt carry anything above a thread count of 650. (butt puckers & heart skips a beat at the thought of my skin sleeping on that sandpaper!).

I pulled a clerk aside, asking her "is this the highest U carry?" pointing to the 650 sheets.

She looks puzzled & says "Im sorry?"

I think to myself...."ah yes...I too, am sorry, if that is your answer!"... & tell her I am looking for minimum of 900 thread count sheets ?

Wide~eyed reply....."oh...no...I'm sorry we don't carry that expensive of product".

Now.....I can not be the only one to be aware of Smart Bargains.com.... & Overstock.com...am I? I decided to not start that conversation with her......& just resolved myself to shop this eve for a new set from Smart Bargains. I would use Overstock.com....but they don't allow U to browse by thread count on their site.......

SO.....here is a question for my dear readers (all 5 of U).......What thread count do U have?...& if U don't know what I am speaking of here......PLEASE for the pleasure of your skin (nekkid is best ~ of course!).... & your sleeping experience....INVESTIGATE... & SPLURGE ....(the money spent will be worth every penny) Once U do......I promise....U will never sleep on anything less that 900 ct!

Ok.....gotta submit ch 3 to my committe this eve! ........~toodles....

Music Monday....Sometimes Silence is Best

Click CD Picture to listen........
Give me release
Witness me
I am outside
Give me peace
Heaven holds a sense of wonder
And I wanted to believe that I'd get caught up
When the rage in me subsides
Passion
Chokes the flower
Until she cries no more
Possessing all the beauty
Still hungry for more
Heaven holds a sense of wonder
And I wanted to believe that I'd get caught up
When the rage in me subsides
In this white wave
I am sinking
In this silence
In this white wave
In this silence
I believe I can't help this longing....
Comfort me I can't hold it all in...
If you won't let me...
Heaven holds a sense of wonder
And I wanted to believe that I'd get caught up
When the rage in me subsides
In this white wave
I am sinking
In this silence
In this white wave
In this silence
I believe I have seen you...
In this white wave
You are silent
You are breathing
In this white wave...
I am free

~~~I say and U think~~~

Unconsciously Muttering

1. Kim :: chi
2. Designate :: (d) driver
3. Liner :: Notes
4. Weed :: Wacker
5. Infusion :: Medicine
6. Nutritious :: foods
7. Favorites :: staples
8. Transform :: grow
9. 42 :: nd parallel
10. Sunday afternoon :: drivers

GO HERE......to play =)

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Childhood Memories .......

1. I remember swimming in Lake Superior at MorMor & PaPa's Cabin when I was 6..(I'm Native American adopted by Swedish (moms side) & Scottish (Fathers side) Ethnicities). The pictures I have of those times show it was NOT a pleasant experience...I guess I've blocked out how cold it was.
2. I remember horseback riding in the Winter countryside every Saturday during my high school yrs. The gentleman who I worked for training his polo ponies allowed my to take his horses out of the barn with the other girls who worked there. I realize now as I look back on that...what a generous and trusting man he was.
3. I rememeber stealing my brothers pot time & time again because I knew he couldnt ever "tell on me".......my girlfriends & I would smoke after school in the woods by my house.
4. I remember this cute Canadian guy who fell in love with me during our stay at the '76 Olympics in Montreal. I was 12 yrs old & my family rented a house to stay in during the 2 weeks. This boy gave my dad letters every day to give to me from him. I vaguely remember being outside during those hot summer nites, playing with my new Canadian friends. I didnt speak French very well & they didn't speak English either......but it didn't matter ........we still found ways to play.
5. I remember every Easter getting either a baby chick or a baby bunny in my basket.....
6. I remember the first time I saw a grown man cry.....it was when my father lost his mother. I was in 6th or 7th grade.....and it shook me to the core to see this man who I depended on, thought knew everything, and ws my rock in my life, show vulnerability. Come to think of it......the only other time I remember seeing my dad cry was at my first wedding. He had walked me down the aisle....in his Kilt (Scottish heritage...remember....pay attn!) ....& we were standing at the alter with the pastor....The music had stopped & right as we began our vows, I remember hearing quiet sobs from behind me....I glanced back wondering who it was. His head was down, wiping the tears with his hankerchief...and the look on my moms face as I looked to her was one of "yes, your father is crying.....hes losing his baby girl today.....NOW TURN AROUND & FINISH!"
7. I remember walking to the school bus on cold winter mornings & Russell Rungee would break my -soaking wet from the shower- hair ends off to prove a point of how cold it was.
8. I remember wonderful family ski trips to Aspen every Winter.
9. I remember sitting upstairs in my parent home, in the farthest bedroom down the hall with my brothers, their wives, their boys & mom. I witnessed my nephews experiencing my dads ability to make it seem like Santa really does knock on the door...come in .....eat the cookies...drink the milk and take the carrots out to the reindeer. I cried seeing the joy in their reaction......and you know to this day....I STILL do not know how my dad does it. (& have not found those blasted jinglebells we hear after dad answers the door)
10. I remember the excitement & fear I felt getting on the plane in college to go live in Scotland for a school yr. I knew no-one.... & was going to live in a castle outside of Edinburgh with 100 other students from America. Best decision I ever made.
11. I remember having a feeling of "I can do anything I set my mind to in this world" as I was standing on the top of a telephone pole equipped with a metal disk attached by just a single nail in the middle. This meant that the plate would rotate easily based on your footing and pressure. There was nothing to hang onto or assist and steady you once you reached the point of where the top of the pole was at your chest level. You had to just balance & step up, no hands. Very scary.....but if you managed to work past the fear of being on top of the pole, didnt look down but rather straight out at the top of the treeline in front, and stepped up as if stepping from the floor to the seat of a chair......U were home free. I remember crying as the feeling of fear moved from my gut into a feeling of triumph in my heart!
12. I remember the first time I met Zachoje Rinpoche (reincarnated previous Dalia Lama) , my buddhism Teacher (Guru). I had reached out to shake his hand at a teaching & he very kindly reached out and grabbed my hand and then reached with his other to my shoulder to pull me into a hug. He looked me straight in the eye & expressed how he was glad to meet me.....Its hard to explain.....but I felt an enormous sense of happiness, peace & love as I looked back. It was almost overwhelming ........and I wanted to shut my eyes so he couldnt see my past bad deeds & thoughts.
13. Whew ....last one........I remember receiving an email from a co-worker after I had resigned from the Diversity team at work. I thought I had caused too much upheaval in discussions of peoples diversity. During my time on the team, in addition to doing education presentations, it was my responsiblity to call people on behaviors which were 'ignorant' for lack of a better viewed word. Its hard to not offend people when you are calling attention to their behaviors. I thought I had failed...& pissed to many people off. I had also become very tired of taking bullets during these sessions. I explained this in my email to my diversity team mates. The reaction I received was one of sadness....shock & encouragement to stay. They understood how lonely it feels sometimes to be the only one in the crowd doing the courageous thing ....to speak up for the underdog. I learned that many times others are afraid of people who walk the talk. Just because I wasnt receiving accolades for my actions.....doesnt mean they were going unnoticed.

** I followed Lisa's 13 TH Topic this week.....

Full Moon Tonite? Are U Taking Stock of your Blessings?

Each Full Moon has a different meaning and magickal purpose. Because of this, it is a good idea to plan your Full Moon Rituals to work with the meaning and purpose of the Moon. The Full Moon is also a traditional time for divinations of all kinds, as the power of the Moon aids in such work.

If you want to gain something (friendship, money, job, intelligence) do your magick during the WAXING MOON (when the moon is getting full) If you want to lose something (bad habits, negative energy) do your magick during the WANING MOON (when the moon is getting small) The FULL MOON is a good time for magick of all kinds, for the full moon brings great power to all magick. The NEW MOON is useful for starting new ventures.

August ~ Wort Moon: Plan a ritual to preserve what you already have.

CANDLE MAJIK….WHICH TO BURN AND WHY?

RED: Of course ….red is associated with physical love, passion, aggressiveness, taking action and being strong throughout.

PINK: Reds softer sister, pink invokes the romantic side of passion. It will encourage flirtations, decrease depression, bring luck, and encourage friendships of honor and integrity.

ORANGE: Burning orange candles will spark a change; encourage communication & a change in directions.

YELLOW: Wrongs will be righted….brilliance will surface… & new ideas will spring forth with confidence. Yellow increases inspiration in people, & can be used in healing ceremonies.

GREEN: Financial prosperity, good fortune, in both ones career & home life are all associated with the color green.

BLUE: Resolution is associated with the color blue. Relationships, changes in ones life, making healthy habitual changes, and centering ones life are areas to concentrate on when burning blue candles.

PURPLE: This is the color of royalty & strong spiritual development. Burning purple candles is often associated with ceremonies surrounding protection, channeling, & spiritual progress.

BLACK: While black candles can be effective in giving negativity back to the universe…….be careful not to attract unwanted dark energies.

BROWN: The earth, (the ground), is brown.... to increase being 'grounded' & bring further security & stability, burn brown candles.

WHITE: Purification, cleansing, & absorption of energy are actions associated with burning white candles. Keeping a white candle lit at all times increases good intentions in ones home. In some practices, a white candle is burned alongside another to increase the energy of the colored candle.

Ive Been Tagged....5 Weird Things about Me.....

Okay.....so Ms. Tishy tagged me.......I am supposed to reveal 5 weird things about me, my habits, my persona, my secrets.....etc.

1. Lets start off big & work down...shall we?..... Armpit hair has never shown its stubby self on me. It never grew in. Further, this bodily defect enables me to not have to wear deoderant or antiperspirant. I do have functioning sweat glands.......they just don't ever go into overdrive.
   
2. My pubes are straight.......er..well when they are not waxed & trimmed into a landing strip.....(for the cockpit member-- silly!)
   
3. I both walk & talk in my sleep. I will also carry on a conversation with you during this state.....You may not even be aware & I will have NO recollection of it later. I have been known to walk outside, get completely ready for the day in the middle of the nite, turn the TV on when there is nothing on the screen & be fully enraptured in the show I am imagining, & last but not least.....I have walked into someone elses bedroom, woke them up, initiated sex.....had quite the romp, gone back to bed.....& denied every bit of it the next morning!
   
4. When I have any money on my person.....all the bills will be facing the same way....lower denomination on top (1,5,10,20,50,100's).
   
5. Im afraid of the dark.

~~~~ okay......I tag : Kitty ......Pixie ...... LizzieDaisy ...... & Nihilly !! Even if you have done this already....because everyone has more than 5 weirdness factors to them........do it again if I tagged U!~~~

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

1. Which ONE do you wish you had more of in bed... romance, experimentation or foreplay? UM...sad to say ...right now....all three are missing from my bed!

2. How often do you have "make up sex" after an arguement?Majority of the time.....I try to live by the rule : Never go to bed angry!

3. Have you ever been "caught" masturbating? Never tried to hide it! LOL

4. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked? 8 ....more when Im at the gym on a regular basis.

5. The three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are BIG, Skillful, and Entertaining.

~~Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever called out the wrong name in bed? Not in bed.....but during an argument I snapped at the current squeeze while cursing his name .....the strange part?...I didnt even hear that I had said my ex's name instead.

~~GO HERE to play =) ~~

Giving Credit Where Credit is Due.....

Beautiful to look at.....yes...of course!
Useful when writing a sensual posting ? By far!
Um....just fuckin hot! ...yea....
Makes a strong. beautiful, & powerful point? Obviously..
Sensual, soft, & artistic visual addition to Erotica?....Goes w/out saying !
Great book?...Tipping the Velvet......
Nice combination of B&W w/attention grabbing colorization....
& lastly.....this one just envokes lazy days in bed.........

Now U might ask?....why do I bring these obvious points to light? Well....recently, I wanted to read someones blog......I was intrigued by her quick, & witty comments on anothers. When I clicked on her avatar (second from bottom of photos here) I was given a "forbidden, 403 error" server not configured to allow access. I thought about this for a few days .......examined all my security settings, brought in up in conversation with another blogger, researched this error on the net, at work & in my programming books.

Then it hit me........all came flooding back......about 6 months ago I had left a comment referring to her "taking credit' for that photographers work....leading others to believe it was her ass.....she promptly removed it as her avatar....AND.....locked me out of her blog!

No biggie.......but I have since visited her blog thru other means....& that photo?....Is her banner.! Now people dont get me wrong here.......but if you use someones professional work in your page, writing, advertising & otherwise.........IT IS PLAGERISM to not give credit where credit is due! I know she's educated......her college adventure is all over her blog.........

Anywho.........I guess I just needed to get that off my chest.......not that she ever comes over here to read my shit.....but I do know this will get back to her.........

& to that I say.....Karma, Baby, Karma (& U say you practice the tenets of Buddhism?).......All these photos I have added I found over HERE .

Musical Monday .....Feelin it today......

press -- My SKIN to hear what Im feeling at the core today........

Take a look at my body
Look at my hands
There's so much here that I don't understand
Your face saving promises
Whispered like prayers
I don't need them

Cause I've been treated so wrong
I've been treated so long
As if I'm becoming untouchable

Well, content loves the silence
It thrives in the dark
With fine winding tendrils
That strangle the heart
They say that promises sweeten the blow
But I don't need them, noI don't need them


I've been treated so wrong
I've been treated so long
As if I'm becoming untouchable
I'm the slow dying flower
I’m the frost killing hour
Sweet turning sour and untouchable

Oh, I need the darkness
The sweetness
The sadness
The weakness
Oh, I need this

I need a lullaby
A kiss good night
Angel sweet love of my life
Oh, I need this

I'm the slow dying flower
Frost killing hour
The sweet turning sour and untouchable

Do you remember the way that you touched me before
All the trembling sweetness I loved and adored
Your face saving promised whispered like prayersI don't need them

I need the darkness
The sweetness
The sadness
The weakness
Oh, I need this

I need a lullaby
A kiss good night
Angel sweet love of my life
Oh, I need this

Well is it dark enough
Can you see me
Do you want me
Can you reach me
Oh, I'm leaving

You better shut your mouth
And hold your breath
And kiss me now
And catch your death
Oh, I mean this

Oh, I mean this

~~~I say and U think~~~

Well, Stacie kindly called it to my attention that I had a major brainfart &posted a list from god knows when ??? I've added the correct listing for this week to the top...(cant let ALL that hard brainstrain go to waste now can we?!? ).....

1. Affair :: of the heart
2. Package :: ...not always true that good things come in small ones...
3. Warner :: Brothers.
4. Drop :: & give me 10!
5. Balance :: bar
6. Shore :: line
7. Confirmation :: reservations for two.
8. Nose :: ring
9. Talking :: heads
10. Bend :: me over! (yikes...)

1. Risks:: Face the fear & do it anyway…
2. Abdominal:: snowman
3. Radiant:: skin
4. The usual,:: ‘cept, hold the attitude today?
5. Mix and match:: eclectic
6. Wireless:: yes...but at the cost of privacy...worth it?
7. Remedial:: reading
8. Mile:: long and winding walks
9. Long lost:: love
10. Only one:: ….right now

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Cosmic Forces at Work!

This little story is for the non-believers :::cough ...KAT:::....who insist there are no 'forces, spirits, guides, magical messages' bombarding us daily.

Last Sunday morning.....as Chicken & Bubba ( my two macaws) greeted the day with thier usual 5 -10 minute rowdy sunrise cheer (read: screaming like theres no tomarrow)......

A young female Canadian Goose puts on the breaks just over my house .....and skids to a safe landing in my neighbors pool!


Of course, because I am the crazy animal lady of the neighborhood.....Linda walked over for some ? Goose Guidance? RIGHT!......

Based on my past experience of breeding & raising love birds I could tell it was a young female, raised by humans who evidently have her inventoried due to the H986 band on her left leg.


Wyatt (named after Wyatt Erp), Linda & Daves Boston Terrier brought his favorite ball over and dropped it at her feet…..it was rather cute……well …until the goose hissed at him. Being the pansy ass spoiled mommas boy that he is….he promptly ran behind Linda for protection.

We called around to the AZ fish & Game first because the Canadian Goose is a protected bird with a local chapter here which documents flight patterns and populations. They recommended we take the hose to her….and she would just fly away …….YEAH right! She'd probably land in some yard as a snack for family dog.

She was very tame and seemed to attach herself to Dave, following him around the yard as he cleaned up from Linda’s b-day party thrown the night before. Whenever Dave would go into the house or walked too far away from her ….she would panic.

Wyatt seemed to want to mother her. When he wasn’t dropping the ball at her feet, he stood guard over her ……positioning himself in between her and any human contact. After we fed her & set out some fresh water….we poured another round of Bloody Mary’s & decided she needed a name. The topic of who was known to hang with Wyatt Earp came up, and the only one we could remember was Maddy something or other.

She was now …..Maddy the Goose.

Here is where the wonders of the cosmos come into play……..I went home to get Korys pet carrier to transport Maddy, while Linda took the phone book out.

There it was !!! ……under animal rescue……Maddy’s Birds Rescue. NO SHIT! Oh…it gets better …….The woman who ran this rescue said she thought the goose was turned around and separated from the group in the storm the night before. When Chicken and Bubba gave their sunrise greeting, Maddy must have started flying towards the noise and landed in Linda’s pool. The rescue had geese and would be happy to take her.

On Monday, I talked to Dave to find out how it went. He said there were tears shed after getting Maddy all settled in with her new family.


When Linda turned to walk back to her car, Maddy started running after her…..

I dare anyone to tell me there wasn’t someone or something watching over!

Horoscope for Sagittarius....ME =)

Cosmic Tidbit:
Harmony today between the Moon and the Sun inspires a possible soulmate to make a connection. Look for the casual smile that lasts just a little longer. Indulge yourself when a pleasant person looks better on second glance. Are you hungry for love?

Just for shits & giggles...lets examine this..shall we?!
Considering that I am home with an unhappy digestive track (but on the up side?...feeing REALLY skinny)...I digress....The casual smile that will last just a little longer?.....perhaps the UPS guy will bring my drugstore.com order?.....or the little puppy steps so I dont have to 'rescue' Zoe each time she wants up, down, up, down, up.....well U get the picture. OR .....will I receive someting via email?.....& last, the cosmos ask if I'm hungry for love? mmmmm?....Does the pope wear a funny hat?.....DUUUH!

***EDIT....okay....its 2:30 in the afternoon..........yes...drugstore.com AND the little puppy stairs arrived......HOWEV-AH!.......NO long lasting casual smile from the UPS person.....(notice I said person?....they did a ding-dong ditch it).....and ran to the truck!......nice ass tho....AGHH! Could it be that the second glance is a psychological one .....vs. a surface...ie. physical one?......Damn Horoscope goddess !.....just give me the answers so I can write in peace and stop waiting for __________!?!?!?

Todays Forcast:
Some information you learned a long time ago will suddenly be of critical importance. It may be something that was useless or trivial. The speed with which you apply it will determine the quality of today's success.

Okay.....Just what information I learned a long time ago is going to be of critical importance?......& evidently I apply it today & reap the rewards today as well =)

**EDIT no 2.......okay...so...I was supposed to remember something I learned a long time ago......(yup...4 yrs...check check)....Of critical importance?....VERY....Was it useless or trivial when I learned it?......useless....no....trivial?...I thought so...LOL .

What was it U ask?!? It was one of His Holiness the Dalai Lama's teachings I attended in California 4+ yrs ago on Expectations.......the lesson?......Basically learn to accept "as is" ..."the moment".......& most importantly?.....Expectations lead to disappointment. mmmmmm...seems easy enough.... I think I am practicing this currently in my life . Until today when I ran smack dab into the middle of a nest of expectations! It was very calmly pointed out to me ........that even tho the information I was communicating was sound advice ......it was my delivery that gave the impression of cold hard expectations or they were wrong !.....This was NOT the message I was trying to convey........but I had to accept I was coming across as all-knowing ....book smartass---who didnt know her real life experiences from PhD 101 case studies...... I hope I was able to fix my errors .....& communicated that I saw this person headed for some heart ache. Exactly what I did not want for them.......they have had enough.


...........Okay....2 down .......1 to go......(but in reality ......what I learned today about ommunication style fits the third aspect of this horoscope!............we shall see...huh?)

Saturdays Forcast:
You might have more fun talking about things today than actually doing them, but the job that needs to be done has a definite timeline. Stretching your imagination is no substitute for hard work and application.


So......Saturday appears to be a fun filled day as well for me!.......OBVIOUSLY this applies to my Dissertation Efforts (& apparently the recent lack there of) TIME to get Chapters submitted to my committee chair!

~~~~Do U check your horoscope? Do you do it the day before so subconsciously you experience a self-prophecy?.....or do U check it the day of?.....to see if you need to take the umbrella, take a different route to work, or call that person who suddenly pops in your head? Those of U who say horoscopes are poppycock?.........U are the same people (Kat...) who read your horoscope from the day before .......just to reinforce it's poppycockedness (or is that poppycockiness?)!! LOL All Im saying is....dont ignore that little voice in your head throughout the day .....it does know you better than you want to accept !~~~~~

So ......Im at the salon today.........&

Good thing I have understanding team mates....

( or?..were they thinking 'its about time she had those roots looked at!?!).....

anywho...I digress......

Today at 11 am as I'm limping back to my desk (another story........ ) I hear the 'bewitched theme music" blaring out of my purse.

Dig....
Dig....
Retrieve....
Walk to the end of cube aisle so the reception will work.....


Its Chris......my colourist...... "hey...just calling to see if you got my message last nite confirming your appt? (shes southern & polite.....but really wants to say ....hey..biotch.....wtf...its 10 past your appt!)

I tell her.....no .....but thats not until Thursday.....

Chris: NOPE!

Are we going with the same color(s)?....I'll start mixing now......you jump in the car and get over here!

Go back to desk.......tidy up all things (earphones, CD, papers, bookbag, purse, soda,).......
lock terminal......
tell team mates Im off to an appt......

Still with me ?!?.....Im surprised......this shit is even boring me.......

As my hair sections are all cooking in their colour.........like good little burritos......& I appear to be attempting an alien contact ........

Kristy....my hair stylist........(colour, then cut...same day).......orders lunch for us from next door =)

YUM!

Halfway thru the first 1/2 of my wrap......

Older.....er.....perhaps senile?
woman with wildly tinfoiled hair appendages......
approaches my lunch.......
screams ...."I absolutely LUV potato chips!"

&
helps herself!
::::crickets chirping:::
::BLINK::BLINK::


AH.......okay......?!?!? I say looking up at her........
she smiles & toddles off with a look of sexual satisfaction across her face......


anywho............. Color turned out FAB!
How was your day?!??!

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

1. Is there any type of sexual act you're embarrassed to ask for? (If so, what?...)
ah.....no there isn't..... & its not due to not asking..... being open & honest about what you like & how to do it is THE most impt aspect of a sexual relationship.

2. Have you ever dumped someone purely because of bad sexual performance?
....LOL.....yes I have....lifes to short to have that aspect of my life unhappy.

3. Name something you would say no to if asked to do in bed.
Beastiality....scatting.....felching....& snowballing.......to name a few of the more gross fetish acts.

4. The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____.
Willing
Creative
Aggressive

5. Have you ever been so emotionally moved by a sexual experience (in a good way), that you cried?
Yes


~~~Bonus (as in optional): What could your partner bring to bed that would most turn you on?
another participant...... =)


Okie dokie, answer in comments or link to the creators of TMI in your blog. And feel free to expand on your answers. :)