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~womens remote....~

A 'FRIEND' was so kind as to send me his version of the 'mens remote'...
i made a few edits & set it back....
what cha think?...

~click on it to link to a larger version~

~~My GetWell SpongeBoB Cookie~~

I managed to collect some germs...

while in the moshpit w/ D

during the Korn Concert last week....

as a result.....

I have one hell of a chest cold...

My friend Stu brought over a

'get-well' SP cookie .....

On the way back to bed.....I recorded his demise....... =)~

~~If Only......~~

~~sooo cheezy...~~~

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.


The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.


Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua .

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says







(ok this is good)


















"Liver alone. Cheese mine."

~~Interesting....but not surprising ....~~

Cannibalism - Symbolizes a destructive attitudes or emotions. Those things that consume you or your energy.

Dreaming that you are a victim of cannibalism means that you feel that you are being "eaten alive" by work, a relationship. or a situation in your waking life.

~~Bad Boys Bad Boys....what cha gonna do??~~

whew hew!!.....
finally!....success.

Can't tell U more than that tho...

I'd have ta kill ya....

Just know....the streets are safe.....

Move along folks.....nothing more to see....

HA!

~~Hump Day Funny~~

~~~LOL~~~

~~Impt. work IM's~~

Secret Spy Boris: Man, I didn't know this would become a major portion of your job!. We thought this would be harmless.


Nastasha (me): lol....I know huh?!?!?....too fuuny!


Boris: I see the inboxes out on the **** directory though, so?


Natasha: does that mean our plan to take over the world is working Brain??


Brain: yes Pinky, laugh with me....laugh with me. mmmmmhhahahaha


Pinky: but if jimmy cracks corn.....and nobody cares......why does he do it ???


Brain: for the crack...of course


Pinky: YES! thats the reason......of course.......

~~Wanna work where I do - don’t cha??!....LOL Back to YOUR job Bitches…~~

It's just one question, so take your time and think about it.
PRE-SCHOOL TEST


Pre-school children were asked the following question:

"In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?"
Look carefully at the picture.

Doyou know the answer?

(The only possible answers are "left" or "right.")

Think about it


Still don't know?







Okay, I'll tell you.



The pre-schoolers all answered "left."

When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling in the left direction?"

They answered:

"Because you can't see the door."


How do you feel now ???
I know, me too.

~~WorD!~~

~~Friday Funny~~

STROKE VICTIMS


Three senior ladies named Patsy, Betty, and Nellie
were sitting on a park bench
having a quiet conversation,
when a flasher approached from across the park.


The flasher came up to the ladies,
stood right in front of them
& opened his trench coat.

Nellie immediately had a stroke.

Then Betty also had a stroke.

But Patsy being older & more feeble....


couldn't reach that far.
.........Bless her heart.

~~whoooo...lives in a pineapple..under the sea?~~

Bella does not seem too happy here having to read subtitles......((or she thinks she a Japanese dog & looks insulted ....not sure))

so.........we turned it to SPONGE-BOB...SQUARE-PANTS.....He's lifesize on this TV!

I now have a whole new appreciation for the Cartoon Network "Boomer-Rang" station. LOL

& NO....I did not watch that silly show yesterday where really big men all dressed alike & ran around a big yard...chasing a little ball!........sorry......

LOL.......I might tend to agree on this one :)

you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse


which happy bunny are you?
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mmmmph!

You are Franklin!

Interesting.......

I found this over at Kitty's scratchin post......(ha ha....get it.....scratch (she has terrible writing....) Post.....(she "posted" it.......)

Okay....I'm going to bed.....I know I know............I'm the only one who gets my jokes when I'm sleep deprived...........(U really don't know what you're missing out on tho...I really am hilarious!)
Which Peanuts Character are You?
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