~~2 Kewl....had 2 share~~

~~TMI TUESDAY~~

Click on the icons --> to participate =)

1. Does the carpet match the drapes?
What Carpeting?
2. Have you ever used personal information about someone to blackmail them?
no.....& I wouldn't begin to know how.....
3. What is your favorite thing to lick?
ice-cream cones, the spoon when baking, & popsicles.......
4. Have you ever had sex in a place of worship? (i.e., church, temple, mosque, etc.)
does getting molested by the choir director in the balcony when I was practicing my recital piece count?....... other than that....no
5. If you watch video porn, do you buy it in a store, from a catalog, online, or download it? LINK!!! ;)
all of the above.... & my links are all down the side under the erotica section =) feel free to peruse......but please....clean up after yourselves!!

Bonus (as in optional): How often, if ever, do you "fake it?"
>once again.....Y the hell would anyone do that!?!......

~~I say & U think~~

Its that time again...... =)
answers are in the comments ....
now get to it bitches....

1. Compulsion ::
2. Spiritual ::
3. Spray ::
4. Compatibility ::
5. Pursuit ::
6. Fake ::
7. Mobile ::
8. Ceremony ::
9. Ribbons ::
10. Mozart ::

~~ WhO KneW?~~

I guess I need to step it up a little ...LOL

~~500 Doll hairs to fix the GFI??~~

um....
yeaaaaah
how was I suppose to know I had another GFI ??......
I was holding poolboy's check hostage.....
til he 'fixed' the new light he installed about 3 monthes ago....
sounds fair ....
right??.......
well...I thought so......
until
he shows up....takes a peek at the HIDDEN...
UBER secret
spy-shit
GFI.......popped the little button.......
& proceeds to laugh at me
U see....I had told him
all confident like...
"oh....& its not the GFI...cause I checked that"......
PB Responds?...."um...?...yes it was.....pool lite is workin just fine"

::::puzzled look on his face::::
implying...what is she smokin'?

::::crickets chirping::::

me:....nah ah.....I tried that.....what did U push......?

PB: ((walking over to where all the electrical shit is around the pump...& flips up this little magical cover thingy.....))

"this...right here.....your GFI"



mmmmph!
fuck!
shit!......
"ok...well then......I guess u'll want your check?".......

& stop laughin at me.......

~~Summer Solstice~~

Solstice, from the Latin for sun stands still, in astronomy, either of the two points on the ecliptic that lie midway between the equinoxes (separated from them by an angular distance of 90°).

At the solstices the sun's apparent position on the celestial sphere reaches its greatest distance above or below the celestial equator, about 23 1/2° of arc. At the time of summer solstice, about June 22, the sun is directly overhead at noon at the Tropic of Cancer.

In the Northern Hemisphere the longest day and shortest night of the year occur on this date, marking the beginning of summer. At winter solstice, about December 22, the sun is overhead at noon at the Tropic of Capricorn; this marks the beginning of winter in the Northern Hemisphere. For several days before and after each solstice the sun appears to stand still in the sky, i.e., its noontime elevation does not seem to change from day to day.

More interesting facts re: Summer Solstice

Alban Heruin, the light of the shore, for three days from sunset around 21 June according to the Astronomical calendar, for power, joy and courage

Animal: Bear

Tree: Oak

Herbs and incenses: chamomile, elder, fennel, lavender, St. John’s Wort and verbena.

Candle colours: red, orange, gold

Crystals: brilliant red or orange crystals, stones of the sun, such as amber, carnelian, orange, beryl, or jasper, sun stone, also crystal quartz.

Agricultural significance: The long days and warm weather are vital for long hours in the fields as young animals grow strong and crops begin to ripen; but there is an awareness that the Summer Solstice does mark the longest day of the year and that henceforth, though imperceptibly darkness increases; this is a reminder that time is finite and chores cannot be put off indefinitely.

Folk/magical significance: The Sun God is crowned by the Goddess and for this one day takes his place as her equal. But it is joy tinged with sadness for the Dark Twin is born and grows stronger, even as the Sun King becomes weaker, day by day. The Goddess or her priestess/Druidess representative, casts her bouquet on a hilltop fire to add her power to the sun and to pay tribute to him.

As at the Midwinter Solstice, strength is given to the sun ‑ fire wheels were rolled from the tops of hills and flaming tar barrels and torches hurled into the air. In the Sun Goddess tradition, she was said to bathe in the waters of the earth on the Solstice Eve and so river water was (before pollution) regarded as especially healing for bathing at dawn on Summer Solstice morn.

Ritual significance: The day of pure Awen as the three bars of Light appear at Dawn. Alban Heruin, was the longest day of the year.

Stonehenge is oriented to mark the sunrise at the summer and winter solstices. Druidic ceremonies are held at Dawn and Noon on the Solstice at sacred circles and stones and some groups and individuals keep a vigil from sunset on the previous evening. At sunset of the Summer Solstice, another significant ritual point the Heel (Sun) Stone outside the circles at Stonehenge casts a shadow on the Altar Stone, thus marking the beginning of the dying of the year.

Deities: Sulis (Minerva). At the sacred Celtic hot springs at Baths, the Romans built their own magnificent healing edifices, combining the indigenous Sulis, the Celtic Sun Goddess and resident patroness of the sacred waters at Bath, with their own Minerva Goddess of Wisdom.

Symbols: use brightly-coloured flowers, oak boughs, golden fern pollen that is said to reveal buried treasure wherever it falls, scarlet, orange and yellow ribbons, gold coloured coins, sun-catchers and golden fruit.

Summer Solstice rituals are good for success, happiness, strength, identity, wealth, fertility, adolescents and young adults, career and travel.

Personal Activities

On the Summer Solstice, greet the dawn by lighting a lantern just before sunrise, from an East facing hill or plain.

Spend the day in the open air and then say farewell to the Sun on a West facing slope, lighting your lantern once more to give the sun power even as it descends.

Cast golden flowers or herbs into the air from a hill, a handful at a time, making empowerments for courage and achievement to the winds. Where they land and take root represents in the old traditions places of buried treasure or in this case symbolises new or buried talents you can develop to realise your hidden potential.

Make your Solstice water, the most potent Sun water of the year, leaving water in a gold coloured dish surrounded by golden-coloured flowers from dusk on the Solstice Eve until Noon on the Longest Day. This is especially healing and empowering and you can keep it in clear glass or gold coloured bottles to drink or add to bath water to give you energy and confidence.

Make a small sun wheel garden, either indoors or out using the flowering herbs of Midsummer vervain and St John’s Wort, Sun herbs such as frankincense, juniper, rosemary and saffron and all yellow or golden flowers, arrange them in the form of a wheel and fill in the centre with tiny golden crystals or glass nuggets. You can breathe in the golden light from your living sun wheel.

Light sun oils, frankincense, juniper, rosemary, orange or benzoin or burn them as incense to bring the sun power into your home or workplace.

~~HNT's~~

Remember....HNT's over HERE =) & its a full moon tonite!

~~Once Upon a Time~~

Once upon a time
~~~~~~~~
In a land far away,
~~~~~~~~
A beautiful, independent,
Self-assured princess
~~~~~~~~
Happened upon a frog as she sat
Contemplating ecological issues
On the shores of an unpolluted pond
In a verdant meadow near her castle.
~~~~~~~~
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
And said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
~~~~~~~~
One kiss from you, however,
And I will turn back
Into the dapper, young prince that I am
~~~~~~~~
And then, my sweet, we can marry
~~~~~~~~
And set up housekeeping in your castle
~~~~~~~~
With my mother,
~~~~~~~~
Where you can prepare my meals,
~~~~~~~~
Clean my clothes, bear my children,
~~~~~~~~
And forever feel
Grateful and happy doing so. "
~~ ~~~~~~
That night,
~~~~~~~~
As the princess dined sumptuously
~~~~~~~~
On lightly sauteed frog legs
~~~~~~~~
Seasoned in a white wine
~~~~~~~
And onion cream sauce,
~~~~~~~~
She chuckled and thought to herself:
~~~~~~~~
I don't f*****' think so.

** Thanx Thom.... =)
long lost childhood ...um...friend?...
Not really...
we didnt run together.....
um...school mate?...
Nope...
...U were closer to my bro...,
um....let see....
ok.....guess we have to go with....
......???
boy who tortured me as a child... ...heh.....
I am, however, glad U wrote
& potentially erased all that bad bad Karma....LOL
keep the jokes comin!

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

Okay...
time to move that big ole booty of mine....
down the page a bit...

1. If you were to face the Wizard of Oz, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?
More heart,,,,,only because that would naturally allow me both more courage & brains =)

2. Have you ever gone to court for anything? What for?
Two Divorces...yes...your eyes did not deceive you.....2! hey...life's too short....it just wasn't working.....once the trust goes.....why bother with the rest?

3. What was the last thing you did that you previously told yourself you wouldn't do?
lol.....attend a Nascar event.....

4 Did you ever have a summer fling while on vacation?
yes...I was in Montreal...summer Olympics.....& the sweetest boy in the neighborhood where the house was that my father rented ......wrote me poems on scented papers..... =)

5. Have you ever done anything sexual with someone who's name you never knew?
lol......yes...in fact we didn't speak at all....


Bonus (as in optional): What is the best way to mend a broken heart?
Take responsibility for your part in the breakup.
Wanna play?....U know the drill.....click on my heart

~~The Vortex made me do it~~

So.....PIXIE & I

have been foto-takin ALL over the place........

many many more to come....

butt..,,,,,,

heres a peek...

@ both me, Sedona........

& of course PIXIES talents!!!

U KNOW U wanna invite her to visit U TOO!!

Unfortunately.....

not sure ZOE will be letting her go......... =)

Must go........check back later for more FABU pics!!

~~TESLA ConcerT~~

Interesting ......verrrry interesting.....well....& entertaining........& Im not really referring to the music......
1st off....
when the f*ck did TESLA become a cover band?....
Now I read their reasoning behind their latest cd"s...
on their website.....
having to do with wanting to share the music
which influenced them when they were up-U&-coming......
but ...to be honest?...
they really didnt make any of these hits theirs.....
no change up...
no real variance of interpretation......
& no explanation during the concert
which makes the attending fans wonder
WTF?!?
I came here to listen to them sing their favorites from the 70s??

okay...so heres a pic of them......

Jeff (Lead singer), Dave (Guitar), Brian (Guitar), (fan) Troy (Drums), Frank (Guitar)

good looking group.......
requisite long hair rocker types....
'cept for the drummer.......
Interesting ....he used to have long hair....
then he sported a mullet...EW!
then woke up & cut it....short....
looks MUCH better than the long dark hair ...& the mullet.... LOL

This next pic?
1/2 of 2 young EMO's in front of D & I.....
don't U just want to grab his pants by the middle area...
& yank skyward?!......
I know I did.....I also wanted to reach out & pinch that flab squishin out between the low-riders & his red shirt......
where his tighty whities were residing......
I did breakdown in the middle of the eve......& told his girl
to inform butt-boy that the rule of allowing your panties to show.....??
is to cut the tag off!!
she informed me......
"we're lucky he's even wearing grunders tonite....normally he doesnt wear any....& his crack would be showing!"...
um...yeah...TMI! buttboy's emo-girlfriend....TMI!

oh...there was looooots of other people....
who really could deserve mentioning.......
maybe later ...
I have last miute prepping to do .........
PIXIE VISITING !!!!
I pick her up at the airport in 13 hours!!!...
YIKES....
as U were bitches...... LUV ya......

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

1. What is the meanest thing you've ever done/said to a lover/loved one?
I try not to remember those types of things......prolly something to do w/ their performance.....oh...wait..I do remember.....LOL It went something like "um.....I've slept with women who have made kitty happier".....yeah...kinda crushing..... OOOPS......
2. Have you ever had sex on an elevator?
This very subject came up in conversation as D and I were leaving the concert last nite........LOL I remarked how unhappy I was that their elevators were so efficient....there is no more "hold" button.......so U can get busy....& it was way to fast going where it was told to ......to get busy =(
3. Have you ever lied about a rash and said it was a birthmark? OR Have you ever lied about a birthmark and said it was a rash?
no
4. Have you ever had sex on a beach or in the water at a beach/pool?
on the beach?...yes In the water...yes in the water at the beach...yes In the water at the pool.....yes
5. How old are you? How old do you feel?
29 (again)....feel fantastic today.....bit exhausted.....in a good way....but anxious for the weekend to start! (taking TH & FRI off this week... )
6. Have you or your partner been injured so badly during sex that you/they had to go to the hospital?
OMG......NO...thats funny.....well not really.....but ....the inital thought of having to explain anything in the emergency room is funny......
7. Have you been to a strip club or "titty bar"? (Hooters does NOT count.) If so, did you get a lap dance?
Of course.....many times.....gone there .. & received lap dances......

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had a "blog crush" (i.e., a crush on someone, of whatever gender, that you haven't met in person but only know through their blog)? Who? (Link, please, if you dare!) Nope......

u wanna tell your secrets too???
click on my kitty.......

~~ 48 hours!! ~~

~~I Say & U ThinK~~

Acoustic :: Alchemy
Sanity :: Relative
Mambo :: King
Session :: 'ok...our times up'
Hound :: dog
Cat :: litter
Coward :: Fearful
Trunk :: Travel
Hold me :: closer
Psychological :: twist

Wanna play?? U know the routine.....click on the lizzie =)

~~Bad Boys Bad Boys....what cha gonna do??~~

whew hew!!.....
finally!....success.

Can't tell U more than that tho...

I'd have ta kill ya....

Just know....the streets are safe.....

Move along folks.....nothing more to see....

HA!

~~~SMACK~~~

Too much going thru the brain lately…
I hate when that happens….
I can’t turn it off......
….its not like there are voices ……or are they?
Is that what it sounds like?......

Silly me….thinking about my learning’s…..schizophrenia….
Just had to be different people….different voices…right?....
….clear & discernable….”oh…that’s a different voice…..I must be crazy….”
I guess not…..huh?....& here I thought I was just talking to myself…..

Maybe 'the team' ....the powers at work keep referring to....
assigning work to..........
really is a team?……
all in my head…..all talking at once……trying to control me.

Sure would be nice if they would get their shit together……earn their keep.

Sooooooooooooooooooooo……
I just went over to check on a new blog friend…….
& read a reaaaaaaly sad group of postings……she’s really hurting….
I cried….. & vowed to tell people I love them when the moment strikes…….

…….her moment presented itself.....she fully lived it….but
…then her friend ‘cleansed her life of an old love’ via the traditional
“I’m gonna burn all his shit” ritual all of us do at one time in our life.

Unfortunately…..she burned the house down too…
I am still processing the message…..the reminder...

U know ……..we read…..we watch the news…we listen in passing to conversations as we go about our busy day…all wrapped up in ourselves......to those events which seem to happen to people we don’t know........protecting ourselves from the pain of loss…..

Except…..one day…..we will be that person being shared in coffee shops….in the grocery………at the post office…bank…..over the cubicle wall……

R U ready?..... to be shared in passing??

~~I HEART this new CamerA~~

~~Click on them for a full appreciation of the details!!~~

~~She Calls it 'Creating an AZ Sunset'~~

Getting the sections ready

Protecting me from the aliens!

Cooking the Beauty in

Lather, Rinse, Repeat (in cold water ....mind U!)

Drying & Straightening the Creation

Oui-la!...........@ 3 am......this is what U get.... =)

~~Thursday ...ads~~~

Ad
Bad Uterus
Cadbury Eggs
Dad's day soon!
Ead - encoded archival descriptions - 'puter blah blah blah ...
Faddle...as in fiddle
Glad Bella Poo'd her rock out......
Had a wonderful time last nite =)
I adamently refuse to get only 3 hrs sleep tonite
Jaded...I used to be.....
Kado - 6th century Japanese Flower Art of Buddhist Priests
Ladahk - 'Moon Land'....Originally part of Tibet...Buddhist & Muslim
Maddening cramps!!!......OW
Nad's ....so fun when shaved.....
O'ade - a new kind of sex energy drink.... for those Olympic sessions
Paddle me =)
Qadi - Muslim judge who renders decisions according to the Shari'ah,
Rad, like my hair!
Sad0 - 'way of tea' - beauty in the daily routine way of life
Tad bit tired...I am
U'ade - the drink that enhances U
Vade Mecum - Latin...go with me
Wadder - to stuff or line with substance....... =)
Xaddently forgot to put the wash in the dryer... & have to 'do-over' =(
Yad Veshem - Israel's holocaust museum & memorial
Zaddick - righteous & saintly person by Jewish religious standards

D & I went to Tucson June 2 2007 to watch a performance by the Gyuto Monks Tibetan Tantric Choir.

What makes their chanting different is that each of these Gyuto monks have trained for years to learn how to sing as much as an entire chord at once.

"What's really special is that these monks can sing multiple tones simultaneously," said Jonathan Holden, a UApresents publicist. "It makes a half-dozen people sound like a 30- or 40-person choir. It's a very altering experience."

The singing is just a part of their intense religious training, which also includes yoga techniques, meditation and the study of Buddhist scripture.

"This form of chanting is a part of a sacred ritual; it's a practice. It's their yoga, as it were," Holden said.

When China took over Tibet in 1959, the Gyuto monks fled with the Dalai Lama from Lhasa, Tibet, where they had been living for centuries. The Gyuto monks are now living in exile, as are many other Buddhist sects, Holden said. The Gyuto monks are currently based out of a monastery near Dharamsala, India.

Most monks enter the monastery during childhood, eventually attainting the equivalent of a doctorate, Holden said.

When Grateful Dead artist Mickey Hart learned of the Gyuto monks in the 1980s, he worked to bring them from their monastery to the United States for a concert tour. They came through Tucson during that original tour, Holden said, and performed at Centennial Hall.

*** to say the least......the lady next to me was missing her "Buddha -nature" when she verbally spanked me during the intermission for taking this picture......((mind u....D & I were sitting front row center section....so....a few people heard this spanking))

hey...we arrived after everyone .....just before the performance started....i didnt know any better......

::: winkwink::::

~~TUES TODO LIST~~

Pixie says she packin!!.....
just WHAT do PIXIE's pack?...
mmmmmm?

their luggage must be REALLY small...huh?......
do they fly w/ it themselves?...
or do other little woodland creatures fly ahead & drop it off?
when will it arrive?
It IS too small for me to worry that it will walk...right?
~~
Ok.....need to go mail dad's father's day card
............Mitsi needs a bath...
................must get ZEBRA cakes....
........................install solar lites this eve
.............................& get ice on the way home from running errands....

OH...will someone please tell me.....
JUST WHERE the F is that poolboy??.......
I left a mssg yesterday.....
advising I am holding one check hostage til pool-light is fixed....

I just might have to stop at lowes this eve =)
LUV LUV LUV planting plants........
& I think its time I get that cactus garden finished.....

....... of course the birdroom too !
but that may need to wait for SAT......
..............when I have an extra set of hands to help me =)

~~
Well...my bitches...
the dryer bell just went off
Y would U care?......
because
I put
NEW
FLUFFY
UBER COLORFUL
POOL TOWELS
in there ......
THATs Y....sillies...
=)

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

1. Should guys wear pink?
Of course !...UBER hawt when a guy wears what is typically viewed as 'a feminine color'.......U know....yellow...pink...light blue...light green..... =)

2. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
depends....I find it can really ignite or escalate the level of excitement.....w/ eyes open.....but usually I close my eyes to fully live in the moment!

3. What is the first "non-physical" feature you tend to notice about a person you find attractive?
their voice.....patterns, accent, tone, confidence, volume ((whispering is hawt)), their laugh....

4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
um...DUH! every chance I get ......ok ...that didn't come out right.....lol what I MEAN is ......when I am in a relationship...most definite!! Usually...with candles...music....nice smelling (patchouli) body wash.....& an occasional sex-toy ... =)~ shhhhhh....

5. Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex?
have amazing sex.....not that I don't enjoy receiving oral...I do .....I DO!....but I would rather get off mutually w/ my partner.......

Bonus (as in optional): If you could say anything you wanted anonymously to anyone, without identifying that person, what would you say? My readers know me toooooo well ......to reveal what I would say.......however.....If I were to write what I want to say to a certain someone.....I think U would be shocked.....VERY non-Buddhist.....lol

Wanna PLAY?? Click on either pic...U know U wanna tell your secrets too =)

~~PuPs 1st Overnite @ D's~~

So........D obviously LUV's the girls......
the pups......
er....canines!!
He forgave the surprise Tootsie...
& the exploding nervous soft poo from Bella Belly...
overlooked the edge of a pillow chewing....
cleaned up the dead bird carcass they dragged out from under where-ever
laughed @ the constant romping thru the house
didnt ask them to stop sounding like a little herd of elephantes'
ignored the never-ending "what was that" barking & charging about....
& the two ever-so-little peepee puddles......
((on the berber =(... carpeting))........
they LUV him as well......how do I know?....
KorKor let him pet her!!
alert the media!

~~So much 2 DO~~

I have managed to catch up a bit….
But its never enough……………...
…..is that something everyone deals with?.......
Or…
…is that a quirk of mine?.....

F*ck…..I just got bit by a flying ant! ….where did he come from?
….now its stinging……BAH!
Sorry....not in my Buddha nature to allow him to continue his snacking on my arm!

Where was I?......
………..so……PIXIE breezes into town in 10 days from today =)
To be more precise?.....ten days from now?.....she will have already met the luvbuglets!
Settled into her room…..
……perhaps taken a dip in the pool?.......
Or….
Joined me in Mitsy…..as we go off to the Wildlife Zoo to take foto’s…..

What must get done in PIXIE prep?
Still on the list??.....

Install rest of solar lites around pool
Call pool boy (who I must pay still) - to fix lite he installed… ?!?!?
Go thru piles of clothes, sort, put away, donate, toss ?!?
Take Mitsy to get her lite fixed……((I think I am seeing a pattern here?))
DO BIRD ROOM!! ((I know I know…..))
Trim ms chix nails / wings
10 bags of Rock to fill spots around pool
Get plants for around pool
Get plants for inside front door ((cactus garden))
Fix IPOD library…….(for maximum road-trip enjoyment =)
Clean up….price …& sell Jeep
Buy new Battery for motorcycle
Power wash driveway
Mail dad’s fathers day card ……((bought a musical one …..LUV them))

Oh…& most importantly??.....
………………………………find out where that case of ZEBRA cakes I ordered is???