Case of Mistaken Identity!

SHEETS sent me a picture today .....congratulating me on my dedication & work ethic......unfortunately I cannot confirm the rumor!

Besides, I have way more respect for my laptop......anyone who knows me , knows I have quite the dysfunctional relationship with her......(see...I even gave her a pronoun!).......


If (and Im neither confirming nor denying ........) I were to work from the ladies room......I would most def prop her to avoid burning out another harddrive! .....jeez.......give a girl some credit!

(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸A Lizzie Quizzie!¸.•'´¯)¸.•

From the blog Stopping Traffic

1. Would you rather interview or be interviewed?
Either is fine.......Thru the years, I've become less traumatized by the whole process...I think once you have to do the interviewing ..... you see the other side .....and how difficult it really is to weed thru applicants and all the bullshit that goes with them.

2. Approximately how many jobs have you had? Fav? Least fav?
Real Jobs?..... this is a hard one......Did the odd job thing in college....bartending....cocktail waitress....suntanning salon.....Dayton Hudson bridal registry.....Raddisson waitress......trained polo ponies in highschool and in the summers later....then after college......started working 'for realz' -- about 5 more.

Favorite?......for the parties...Phillip Morris USA, for the hours AMEX technologies production control (3rd shift, 3 days on 4 days, and 4 days on 3 days off alternating- 12 hours), for the sheer enjoyment....training polo ponies, for the money.....my current job......Business System Analyst contracting.

Least Favorite?.....For the hot humid sticky weather & interaction with 7/11 employees. ( I swear they recruit at prisons & homeless corners)......Phillip Morris USA... For the control factor.....& mngmnt AMEX call center.

3. What is the best interview advice you have? :)
Be honest..... if its not something you are capable of doing....or wont really enjoy.....dont talk yourself & the hiring mnger into it!......Neither of you are going to be happy with you or your performance. The right job is the one that fits.......

4. Would you rather work at home or away from home?
I loved working from home for Phillip Morris USA....set my own hrs.....conducted conference calls in my PJs....had company car.... & had complete autonomy.

5. Have you taken any vacations this summer? If so, where?
um...yeah....NO...and thanx for the depressing reminder!

6. What kind of lunchbox did you have in school?
It was shaped like the kind construction workers bring...long rectangular...with the curved top?.... & its was an artsy fartsy redo & painted like a school bus =)

7. What is your favorite kind of cookie?
Peanut butter......

8. Besides mine (ahem), what is your favorite meme to play?
I really don't play any other meme's....so you should feel honored!

9. On a scale from 1-10, how romantic are you?
What others would think I am?......2 What I am really......secretly inside....secretly wishing? 10

10. Two's company, three's a ____lot more fun__.

~~~I say and U think~~~

Its that time again...........interested in playing?!? Being shrunk in a fun way?!? ...go HERE . Okay....lets get this party started....!

1. Italy :: Strong Family Bonds
2. Honk :: Horn
3. Shades :: ....future so bright....
4. Tool :: member...teehee
5. Modern :: Milly...thoroughly.....
6. Tension :: headache
7. Conservative :: safe
8. Weight :: Gain
9. Insurance :: Policy
10. Political :: smolitcal....

Funny's from Court......

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one...
______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: I was .... Uh....
______________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Huh?
______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? ______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY : Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
_______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! Geez.
_______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Ye ... Huh?
_______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure ?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

oh.....to be needed . Part II

we last left our heroine (not that kind silly....) standing in Stu's drive with a smug look of satisfaction as she listened to Stu compliment her beautiful Aqua Green Jeep who was about to breathe life into his Forrest green Suburu.......

Okay......cut to Thursday am......Cell Phone Text Mssg....

Stu: Guess What!?!?! ...........okay...U guessed....see you later today?!

Me: NO!

Stu: Mom never told me no.......

Me: Okay...WHAT!.......I guess....UM......that your car is DEAD AGAIN!?!?

Stu: What do you think....I need the help of that beautiful turquoise bomb shell of yours, yet again, and tell her to stop snickering......

Me: I'll have to go look for her....I think shes next door with her truck friend laughing at 'that fancysmancy highpriced soooob' that comes around here..........

~~~~ Call to Stu from my desk at work: I think this can best be expressed in a monologue from Pretty Women and substituting the Jeep for Julia Roberts........

"More ass-kissing here.....much more ass-kissing.......".......pause on Stu's end and a start to compliment........."NO.....not ME....the JEEP!"........

Stu: well..... actually I just got back from taking the motorcycle up to buy a new battery I was sooo embarassed! .........

13

Thirteen Things Men dont Know About Women

1. we may appear to be strong & completely content with taking care of everything ...but all we really want is for you to do SOMETHING without us having to write a list or ASK U.
   
   
2. That said..... U guys are at your sexiest when U do take it upon yourself to figure out how to help out around the house........and just do it... Self-lessly! .....with no expectations.
   
   
3. there is NOTHING U can do to avoid the woman in your life wanting you dead for a small percentage of the month. U have a choice tho......stay silent.... behave and do your best to clean up after yourself......or behave like you do anyother day and accept the deathrays streaming out of our eyes accompanied with strange verbal assaults re your behavior.
   
   
4. We do love to wear sexy lingerie and heels around the house for you.....but hey.......give us something to oogle over too..........or the lingerie vacuuming parties will end sooner than you wish!
   
   
5. yes......we could (and probably have in our single past) stay in bed all weekend...watch sappy movies... and eat ben & Jerry's for each meal........we probably wouldnt mind if you wanted to join us........just dont do it with the expectation of sex......
   
   
6. on the subject of spontaneous sex.......we love it as much as U do......but if you are planning for it in the middle of the nite....after we have worked a ten hour day...grocery shopped...cleaned up after the pets, kids and you .......then in the morning when we are unable to get motivated for another day of aforementioned activites.......pitch the fuck in! ....U might get some more often.
   
   
7. after the relationship is established.......we no longer find your bodily functions cute....so...shut the door when you are doing your business ... leave the room when you are going to fart.......and warn a girl if there is a cloud wafting in her vacinity!
   
   
8. we dont stop talking in relationships because we have 'come to our senses'....or lost the need to.......we just realized its not worth the added energy......
   
   
9. Dont be surprised to find out there is SOMEONE else who maybe listening ......that we turn to in the future.
   
   
10. on that note.......we talk to talk.....this is not an opportunity for you to "solve" the issue at hand.
    
    
11. its the little things that count.......remember those things you used to do in the beginning of relationship?......those things that we thought you really took the time to think thru?.....but were really only an effort to get into our pants!........well......start doing them again....& guess what Mr rocket scientist?! U just might get those blowjobs again!
    
    
12. we love sucking cock........we just stop doing it because it is THE #1 negotiating tactic we have!
    
    
13. and lastly.......we do love porn......probably more than you do.......we'd just rather you were honest about it.....& bought better stuff!....... What real women wears heels and moans like that ?!? LOL RIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHT!

oh.....to be needed ..........

Text Mssging Tuesday

Stu: My nice fancy car needs a jump from your not so fancy car....ironic ...huh?

Me after work ......at Stu's in driveway....... We had talk on the way over & she is requiring that you apologize to her before she will give the gift of life to your car.

Stu: Okay....of course....I am forever grateful for her being such a lovely vehicle to assist me.

Stu peering into engine after I've opened hood: =wow...I think my motorcycle battery is bigger than that!

Me: ah....are you sure you want to be so sarcastic BEFORE your car is up & running again?

Stu: oh yeah....not a good idea huh?......

Text Messaging WED....

Stu: I will need another jump tonite.....left reading lite on in car...so battery is dead again.

Me: no response....

Stu: hey...did you get my message of desperation detailing my need of your beautiful turquoise marvel again?

Me: ah....no I didn't....so sorry ......LOL

Stu: well....if you could ...when done with work?

Me: (I feel this can only be expressed in a monologue from MS. Congeniality by Sandra Bullock)....U reeeeaaaaaalllly neeeeed heeeer.......uuuuuu waaaaant toooooo juuuummmmp heeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!.........

Stu: I want to marry her..........

Patrick....Smarty Pants......HAHAHAHAHA!

Okay this has go to be the funniest spongebob........Patrick gets a brain...... & and irritating vocab...... LOL

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

Wanna Play?!? .......Click-->

1. Have you ever called in sick to have sex? UM ....YEAH!

2. Do you feel "entitled" to sex when you are in a relationship? no.....

3. Have you ever dated/married purely for money? no.....but I think I would now...anyone know any really old, sicky, single rich guy?....LOL

4. Have you ever, of your own free will, had sex with someone you didn't really want to? Not that I can remember..........Why? Sometimes its hard to keep track of who belongs to which bodypart...ya know!?

5. Name three words that:
a) get you excited.....Cock....suck...lick
b) make you squirm...bite....spank....blindfold.
c) make you laugh...wedgy....fart....do do.

**Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had sex with a relative (cousin, inlaw...)?...EW...NO!

~~Okie dokie, answer in comments or link us up to your blog. And feel free to expand on your answers. :)

Tagged by both 212 Designs & Alien Autopsy

5 things

5 things always in my purse / briefcase:
1. Cell phone
2. Gum &/or Mints
3. Wallet
4. Lip Gloss/moisturizer
5. PI Badge/ID, & CWP

5 things always in my wallet:
1. Credit / Debit Cards
2. Movie Passes
3. Cash
4. Secret Miniature Pictures of Friends in compromising positions that I can’t leave at the house to be found!
5. Coupons & Retail Special Alerts in case I am near that store.

5 things always in my refrigerator:
1. Veggies
2. Coffee
3. Brita Water Jug/Filter thingy
4. Chocolate
5. Wine

5 things always in my closet:
1. Secrets
2. Leather pants, skirts, tops.
3. Doc Martens/Cowboy Boots dominatrix shoes, hikers, clip-in bicycle shoes (105 pr shoes in boxes on rolling rack in other room)
4. Suits for playing grownup at work in
5. Sweatshirts

5 things always in my car:
1. Lighter
2. Emergency Kit
3. Good smelling air-freshener
4. Indian Blanket
5. Research magazine /book if sitting waiting somewhere or stuck in traffic.

5 things always on my desk (at work) :
1. Picture of HHDL
2. Motivational Buddhist sayings to remind me to play nice
3. Spiky, squishy toys to squeeze when lost in thought.
4. Box of Kleenex
5. Red or Orange Mt Dew!

5 things always on my desk (at home):
1. Dissertation schedule, books, research material
2. Something to drink
3. Laptop, Separate big Flat screen Monitor, Scanner, Printer
4. Digital cameras & all their cords
5. Music CD’s

If you read this ……reciprocate =)

~~~I say and U think~~~

1. Requirements :: Needs
2. Pizza :: Pie
3. Dating :: Game
4. Issue :: Distribute
5. Sharp :: Wit
6. Distinguish :: Set Apart
7. Remote :: Control
8. Felony :: Crime
9. Exercise :: Sweat
10. Choose :: Between

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As promised....I Present Ghetto Ass Barbie

Courtesy of 212designs....... here she is ....in ...er.....all her glory?...... Can you believe it?!? What was her plastic surgeon thinking?.......There is a limit to the junk-in-the-trunk Ba-dunk-a-dunk!

Doggie Day Camp.....

I dropped Ms Bella & the ZoesterCoaster LuvBug off at Stu' house yesterday for a little R&R. Well, Stu also thought they would chase the grass-seed eating birdies away. KorKor was without her little sidekicks & I'm not sure she was too happy about it. But there appeared to be no damage caused by her throwing a tantrum or anxiety fit. Here are some pictures of their adventures......

First we have Ms. Zoe discovering she likes peanut butter (ah...yeah...thanx stu....)



Here, she is crushing her latest victim....her easter chicky that chips & screams "happy easter"...personally...I wasnt sad to see its demise!



& here is a close up of Zoe's plastic surgery job she gave to chicky. Unfortunately......even tho it appears it that it shouldnt chirp & scream in its little obnoxious voice "happy easter!" it still does.....we left that at Stu's house for the next visit. =)



Lastly, we have Zoe strategically positioning herself in front of chicky.... & her feet 'claiming" the tennis ball ......so she could nap in peace & Bella couldnt snag her toys! Shes such a character.

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

Have you ever...

1. had sex with someone ten years older or younger than you? Yes...in college, I was bartending at the Raddisson... & the lead bartender 'TOM' had some great weed....the catch was,however, I found out after we got to his house, that it was a barter exchange deal....not a "come on over and Ill sell you some"....I know...so soo naive.....

2. drawn from a nude model? YES, in college...I specifically took that class because I found out this hottie was a model for it.

3. had sex at a company Christmas party? NOT the xmas party...but rather a summer BBQ.....my hubby & I first hid in this gigantic closet as a joke to spy on the other party goers that came in and out of the room. Well......what else are you going to do when you are 'waiting' on the next person !?? LOL

4. had a blind date? NO

5. slept with a teacher? NOPE

Bonus (as in optional): had sex with someone within an hour of meeting them? Not that I can remember......but there are some REALLY fuzzy party memories from my earlier daze!

Okie dokie, answer in comments or in your own BLOG and link up to HERE. Feel free to expand on your answers. The juicier the better ....right ?!?!

Music Monday...Time to Return to Basics

I can feel the stirring in my soul....

I'm restless these daze.

Need to.....

..let go

..dance under the moon

..sage the house again.....

..rid it of the unhappiness & unrest that is lingering in the corners....

..listen more to my inner voice...she knows so much more than I give credit to...

..& rock the house w/ Loreena McCennitt, my favorite pagan sister......


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First things first......

Im soooooo hoping that we get what the weatherman, womyn, person just said was looming!! A massive thunderstorm warning has been issued for Maricopa county until 11:30 ( another hour or so)......... I LUV rain....& really miss how it used to rain for days on end back home in Wisconsin. I grew up in the country and there is nothing more exciting that a summer storm when Mother Nature is reallly pissed off!

I used to lie with my window wide open and at the end of my bed looking out. The house sits on a hill with a huge circular drive up one side of the hill to the house and back down the other. There is a line of huge oak trees running up to the house, continuing in the back yard to the end of our property.

As I fell asleep listening to the summer storms, those trees would hypnotize me with the sounds they made. They would sway and creak as the wind whipped thru the leaves.

OH.......how I miss that...................

~~~I say and U think~~~

So......this is week 180 for ......when are U going to participate??

Video :: tape
Fantasy :: football
Homework :: sucks
Crush :: soda
Late :: nite
Husband ::ex
Soccer :: worldcup
Wine :: bottle
Before :: and after
Romantic :: interlude

um...yeah....THATS HOT......

SO....I was catching up on my daily reads ......(while avoiding my research and dealing with insomnia).......

and OVER HERE I clicked on the afterellen link to read the article where Kitty refers to THE L WORD's 4th season.

Of course while I'm perusing the site....I also click on the "bisexual" topic section to catch the latest and greatest news on hollywoods bi-community news. I found yet ANOTHER reason to keep Angelina on my list of lists........


"Hollywood.com writer Scott Huver put it best in his explanation of Jolie's place in the Sexiest Star poll results. "How could you resist her?" Huver wrote. "If you tried, we have a feeling she'd kick in the door and hold you down on the floor with her boot until you submitted."
Which is exactly what many women (straight, lesbian, and bisexual) secretly desire--even Jolie herself. "I need someone physically stronger than me," Jolie said in a June 2000 interview with Elle Magazine. "I am always on top. It's really unfortunate. I am begging for the man that can put me on the bottom. Or the woman. Anybody that can take me down."

" I'll take 'dominating Angelina' for 500, Alex.......

Mysterious Returns, Birthdays, & a Question....

I. Okay....so....two days ago.....doorbell rings......

Man at door dripping with sarcasm: Hi....are you the ones who put up the "missing" signs about your garbage can?

Scott (said rather defensively) : Um....yeaH!!? why do U ask?....

Man at door: Well ..... there seems to be an extra one about three doors down that someone dropped off this am.....maybe its yours?

Scott: well...is it new?....

Man at door (looking as if he cannot believe he is having this conversation): I dont know......doesnt look like tho....

Scott (acting all inconvenienced at having to go check): OK...thanx....I'll come take a look.

~~~ it was ours.....now safe & sound back with her bright blue spouse on the side of the house. The world is good again.

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II. KorKors Birthday =)

My most recent addition to the puppy clan is 2 yrs old today =) She is still not allowing anyone else but momma to touch her....(okay.....even look at her)....but she is more & more comfy playing with toys, sharing space with her sisters, & feeling that this is a permanent home....its going to be okay. I just LUV her precious face as she checks my expression - constantly. Then when I say her name KorKor & tell her I LUV her...or shes my pretty girl (vs. my crazy girl Zoe, or my spoiled girl Bella or Pebs the lady of the house).....her ears go back, tail starts waggin the rest of her body and then she springs 3 feet up into my arms.....Its taken months to build the trust and bond we have...but her unconditional love has been worth EVERY patient moment!

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III. Short & Sweet Question....

Can someone please send me a picture of this "Ghetto-Ass Barbie"....does she even exist?

~~~~~~A Lizzie Quizzie~~~~~~

Wanna Play?.....go HERE ..........Okay....lets get started:

1. Have you ever been to a summer camp?

Yes...Every Summer for at least a month....2 months when I was older.... as a child....then I was a Camp Counselor. In addition, there were weekends thru-out the yr which I attended as well. Winter was alway really fun.

2. Do you have any of your own artwork hanging on your walls in your home?
Yes...art classes were very big in my house growing up. Ceramics, pencil drawings, and Batik (my favorite)

3. Sunburn or tan? Sunglasses or hat?
Tan...Glasses.

4. Do you own a shreader?
I do not own a shreader....not even sure what one is....I do, however, own 2 shredders...one for cheese and one for papers.

5. What do you normally eat for breakfast?
DietCoke or Mnt Dew with a egg and cheddar cheese bagel at work. Juice and Pastry on the weekends.

6. Who was your childhood hero?
My Dad

7. What is on your keyring?
Um....Keys?....speedpass for gas...& another AMEX express pay thingy. The last thing attached is my LA Fitness ID.

8. Do you own a pool or belong to one?
Yes..I have 2 pools....One big albeit pretty hole in the ground with a lovely waterfall that I manage to pour money into every month in large quantities! And a little kiddie pool for the pups to play in when they are being crazy in the backyard =)

9. On a scale from 1-10, how funny are you? :)
I am a fuckin laugh riot!... er...well...I guess I will need some feedback on this one.....Kitty? ...Nihilly?.....B-man?....ANYONE!

10. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?

yes.....ANOTHER ONE!

Found at LEESA’s …who borrowed from Memphis Steves…… I won’t officially tag anyone……..but feel free if you like to resiprocate =)

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Legally?....NO…..otherwise?....um…yeah!

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?Don’t ride them…….

3. When's the last time you've been sledding? WOW…good question….obviously…too long ago!

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?Does 4 mini luv pups count as alone?........If they snore….GET OUT!....I need quiet….then you can stay.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?YUP!

6. Do you consider yourself creative?Yes

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Most-def!

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Angelina

9. Do you stay friends with your exes? BF’s?...Have so far……Husbands?...NO

10. Do you know how to play poker? Yes….but that doesn’t mean I win anything.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Yup…often….sometimes I think Im manic.

12. What's your favorite commercial?Too many too choose from.

13. What are you allergic to?Ive developed strange allergies as I’ve aged. No official diagnosis.

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?No

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Im sure its something that others think is secret too…….but Im going to continue to live the dream and tell myself Im unique. LOL

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Eh..don't really care.

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating? It's been awhile, but yes.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?All the time.

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?Within the last month
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20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles? YES….I can.

21. What's the one thing on your mind now? What is this heartburn from that I’ve had all day?!?

22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is?LOL…..no….but I think the real question is……”do I want to?”

23. Do you always wear your seat belt? NO

24. What cell service do you use? Sprint

25. Do you like sushi? NOPE!

26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident? ?

27. What do you wear to bed? Baggy man PJ bottoms & a wife beater usually.

28. Been caught stealing? Sure, when I was a kid.

29. What shoe size do you have? 8.5

30. Do you truly hate anyone? No, but I dislike a few.

31. Classic Rock or Rap? Classic ROCK!

32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? Toss up between oh shit….just go to this post & read my answers.

33. Favorite Song? Oh man…these are just re-dick-CUE-lous questions!

34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror? ALL the time!

35. What food do you find disgusting? MEAT!

36. Do you sing in the shower? YES

37. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"? Still do!

38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? Of course.

39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? Yes

40. Have you ever been punched in the face? No

Happy 71st His Holiness The Dalai Lama!

His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama ( Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso) turns 71 today =) I remember the last time I attended his teachings here in Tucson.....the man cracked me up!.....At one point....someone asked a rather assinine question. I thought to myself after acknowledging the stupidity of the question..."well...lets see how he handles this". I expected him to gloss over it and give a obligatory quick standard answer because well....he IS the Dalai Lama. Well...anyone who studies Buddhism knows one of the first rules is "no expectations...that only leads to disappointments". I can tell you...I wasnt disappointed at his answer.....in fact I almost fell out of my chair laughing.


After his private translator told him the question.....he paused (as he always does), waved his hand in the air across on front of his face, and blurted out..."stupid question!"......NEXT!

OMG....we all just lost it!

HAPPY Celebration of your Birth!! (this time around)

OK!......Riddle me this Batgirl....

Tell me! Y someone felt the need to steal my garbage can!?! Was the shit that was emtied out of the shed on the side of the house this past weekend THAT exciting that someone felt the need to not only steal that shit ....but ALSO steal the can I have been rolling out to the curb week after week for the last 16 yrs?!?

Well...I guess.....it IS time to get a new one.......perhaps I shall paint pretty pictures on the new one........which incidently??....(according to the not-so-surprised customer service lady to whom I reported the robbery to).....WILL NOT BE REPLACED FOR 3 - 10 BUSINESS DAYS!?!?!?! Evidently I am not the only one who has suffered such a violation!

We are what we eat....& evidently I am a headache!

Go HERE to see the list of foods to avoid if you are a migraine sufferer.

Go HERE to read the article from National Public Radio which discusses why some medications don't work in the long run. They create rebound headaches.....or lose their effectiveness with use.

I recently suffered from one for about 1 week. Im talkin nausea...pain beyond pain....& general disuption of my life. They seem to be getting worse as I get older. Combine these headaches with my new found allergies and well....I am NOT a happy camper.

Normally...I will avoid going to the doctor and muddle thru.....but I think it is time to order this guys book......

After trying out his recommendations regarding my diet.....if the headaches still show in their new found frequency & 'knock M off her rocker' strength...then I just may need to bite the bullet & visit the DOC. I'll let you know........

Too Much?!?

I know these arent very good pics, & I'll try to take a better one later tonite. Funny story though re: the little piggy art.
The vietnamese guy who created my little flags..1st painted red, then painted the blue box, & added the stars. Then he painted the stripes. I was all relaxed in the massage chair & not really paying attention as he was painting away.


After he was finished...he looked up with accomplished look & very excitedly pointed at my toes. Well, the stripes were the wrong way! I cant blame him....its not his flag...but it was still funny. Anywho...the owner of the shop yelled something across the room and all the employees laughed and laughed.

He started over.......and ouila......my little pigs were patriotic!

Yeah....but it didnt work.........

Okay......so how bad of a mom am I that I tried to calm drug my babies with benadryl so the fireworks wouldn't cause a house full of neurotic pups?

Wishing you a Pet Safe Fourth !

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