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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

~~ 'Buttons aren't Toys' Sent me this~~


soooo precious!! huh?... =) makes me all happy inside!!

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~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~


1. Commando: Sexy or disgusting? Uber Sexy....especially for men. Do you have a "best" commando story? NO ...not really.
2. Foreplay: Is there such a thing as too much? lol......foreplay no.....relentless teasing.....YES!!
3. Oral sex: Good if you are getting? YES Good is you are giving? YES Equally ewwwww? NOT at all......69 rocks!!
4. Orgasm: Is one per night enough or does the first one just get your motor running? um.......they are like potatoe chips in my opinion......I am not capable of having just one.......lol
5. Morning sex: "Oh hell yes!", "Well if I have, too." or "Just get in the shower and go to work." Oh...HELL YES!!
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had anonymous sex? YES Have you ever had an orgasm without at least knowing your partner's last name? LOL ...YES

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~~Latest Pool Saga~~

so...just where DID we leave our heroine?......
as in leading lady...supah--STAR!...not the kind U inject
oh yeah.....last we knew....
crazy charles manson type ((mean...pool pilot tech))
came out.....
charged 75.00 to tell M what she knew already
got back in his no name...
no identifying business icon-clad beater of a shit-car
& rode off into the AZ sun......

Along comes Andy ((nice pool boy))....




tells me ...
call & find out what it will cost for U to get new filter cartridges
at the pool supply store...
after listening to the Bay City Rollers for 10-15 minutes....

I find out 540.00 +tax...

:::cue me crying:::

he says...well....I could check at my supplier & see what I can do......

at this point I say well...& just how willing R U to take down that bill for some "favors"....
HA!....NO filter in the am apparently....
::::shocked but smirk-filled smile on Andy...::::

'um..well...yeah...we could work something out.....'

I can not believe that even came out of my mouth

....:::pause for laughter:::...
OK!.....
Stop laughing now!!

it is funny tho ......huh?......
anywho.....
I will keep U all posted....
I mean there are details to work out here......
right? ....what for what?.....
do U think Jeeves would know?....
:::runs off to find her 'life check-list'....:::
"do poolboy"....LOL


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Monday, February 26, 2007

~~A Thief in the Nite~~

I ventured over to Kitty's BLOG
as of late she has been MIA....
but ....I thought I would go....
hoping to find some sign of life over there...
found this....
borrowed......
Gracias Chica!!

Three Words MemeThe rules are simple.
Answer each question in three words.
No more, no less.

1. Where is your cell phone? MOTO TOTO sleeping
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? what of it?
3. Hair? many many colours
4. Your mother? Biological or Adopted?
5. Your father? Biological or Adopted?
6. Your favorite item(s)? Life, discovery, questions
7. Your dream last night? Don't kiss / Tell
8. Your favorite drink? Learning about others
9. Your dream guy/girl? Unconditional, truthful, Accepting
10. The room you are in? House Kitchen / Office
11. Your fear? Ignorance and Boastfulness
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? Calm, happy, content
13. Who did you hang out with last night? Jacob, Arnold, Char
14. What are you not? Satisfied, wasteful, quick
15. Are you in love? with many sentients
16. One of your wish list items? To travel more
17. What time is it? Twelve and five
18. The last thing you did? Let pups in
19. What are you wearing? Work out clothes
20. Your favorite book? You're kidding right?
21. The last thing you ate? Water Chestnut Salad
22. Your life? Humming along nicely
23. Your mood? Mellow and tired
24. Your friends? quality not quantity
25. What are you thinking about right now? 1300 count sheets
26. Your car? Soon to retire
27. What are you doing at this moment? Going to bed
28. Your summer? frequent skinny dipping
29. Your relationship status? adventurous and exploring
30. What is on your TV screen? The Sleeper Cell
31. When is the last time you laughed? 15 minutes ago
32. Last time you cried? Last nite Oscars
33. School? Make IT Stop!

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~~I Say..&..U think~~


U know the drill.........Dahhling.......
Share Share Share Ur's in the comments !


Soldier :: war
Lipton :: Tea
Reason :: Rhyme
Terms :: payment (emotional or financial)
Positive :: thoughts
Example :: demonstration
Legacy :: remembrance
Solo :: bravery
Instrument :: catalyst
Later :: no...NOW!

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~~~OM~~~



Okay.......
so I have a thing
for candles......
Buddhas
creating a sanctuary
or as close to one
as I can
in my home........

My lastest.....additions.............. =)




The shells are from my last trip to the beach......
I was reminded
during a phone call last week
& had to go find them
My friend from Cali was sharing his adventure-day
he took the little ones tide pooling
& treasure hunting .....
Now...the question was ......
how to display the treasures found
I suggested this idea......or burying them into polyurethane....
then incorporate them into the tile mosaic
being created in the remodel.......
or
place them in the floor
a 'forever memory'....
of that day at the beach with dad =)



OM MANI PADME HUM....
His Holiness the Dalia Lama's Mantra.......
OM MANI PADME HUM....
written....in Sanscrit

It looks like this...



According to the Dalai Lama...
the six-syllable mantra means one can transform one's impure body, speech and mind into those of a Buddha by following the path which is inseparable integrality of method and wisdom.

The first syllable, Om, symbolize one's impure body, speech and mind, and also the pure noble body, speech and mind of a Buddha. Buddhism claims that an impure body, speech and mind can be transformed into pure ones of a Buddha, who was once impure and later by removing their negative attributes, achieved enlightenment on his path.

Mani, the jewel, symbolizes factors of method, compassion and love, the altruistic intention to become enlightened. "Just as a jewel is capable of removing poverty, so the altruistic mind of enlightenment is capable of removing the poverty, or difficulties, and of solitary peace. Similarly, just as a jewel fulfils the wishes of sentient beings, so the altruistic intention to become enlightened fulfils the wishes of sentient beings", the Dalai Lama says.             

PADME means lotus and symbolizes wisdom. Growing out of mud but not being stained by mud, lotus indicates the quality of wisdom, which keeps you out of contradiction.

The last syllabus, Hum, means inseparability, symbolizes purity & can be achieved by the unity of method and wisdom.

Hence.....My LOTUS......


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Friday, February 23, 2007

~~~Deep Breath.....~~~

....whew...
long week...
not any more days than anyother week......
in fact.....
had the luxury of working from home
but made it up somewhere, somehow......47 hours?
I took a 1/2 day too ??
Pool issues.....
since when does
"I'll be there by 10 am m'am"
turn into 12:38?......
Then tells me shit I already knew....
paid 75.00
& called the original poolboy.....
would U spend 850.00 to fix an old (7 yrs) system?.....
when U can have a new, better system for 1000.00?....
yeah.....me neither....

((besides he should be charging me 1200.00 ...but hes a nice poolboy ....))
yeah....
so thats the route I am going
......next week sometime......

lets see
what else?
oh.......Hair cut & color..... =)
feels soooo good to be a 'refreshed red'......

Stuff I'm doing Saturday.....
that I thought I would be able to do tonite
I wanted to go thru old papers.......toss
determine which eletronics didnt need their 'original shipping boxes'.....toss
get thru the stacks of clothes........toss
crap piled on the side of the house......toss
bathroom cupboards...go thru....toss
laundry room shelves .........toss
its after 11:30 tho.........
::::le sigh::::
tmr I have a PI assignment in the eve.......
& was planning on finishing the schtuff for Dr. Jones......((committee chair))
Looks like its all gonna happen Sun......silently........nite....nite.........

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Thursday, February 22, 2007


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~~~I sooo proud of me~~~

so.....U remember the pool saga?....basically.....I could've just dropped some koi into it last week... a few plants ......& it would've been all good......
anywho.......two weeks ago....
I bit the bullet
had the 'pool guy' out......
...now...U know it is bad.....
when the first thing the guy asks is
so....is this a plaster or pebble-tek....
HA!......
I told him.....
well...its like this.....
in my book?
pool maintenance is on the 'boy list' of chores....
& the boy of this house moved out monthes ago
hence.......the starter Koi-pond appearance....

:::deer in headlights from him....smirk...chuckle.....:::
& "to what extent do U want to go with this?
once its drained.....chlorine-powerwashed....
we might find additional work that needs to be done....."

yeah......I knew that going in......

.....he left a pump at the bottom......
& ....no U couldn't see it...lol
told me to be home to monitor it.....& call him when it was drained.......

that was Sunday before last......
.....as it drained I took the powerwasher to the slime & spent 2 hours washing the silt like layer to the middle to also be sucked up .......
unfortunately....the three inches left in the bottom was too thick to go thru the pump after I washed it all off the walls, steps, bench where the jacuzzi jets are......and the rest of the bottom.......
& by doing this I saved couple hundred in labor......
of course.....that same $ went towards the new pool light installation.......lol

He rewired and installed it last week after a chlorine wash.
....then he tells me I need to call the salt water system tech......because the cell needs to be replaced.......

::::le sigh::::
After I filled the pool back up.......I arranged for the PoolPilot guy to come out.....
((which is this fri......))

OK......so where am I going with all this ???
still reading??
all that info??.....
was to prepare U for y I am sooo proud of myself......

tonite.....I poured in 300 lbs of salt.....(bought 400) but waiting to test water before adding rest....not sure of total gallons in pool......
then I took the filter system apart...
flushed it...
rinsed out the main filter container
& spent 2 hours rinsing out the filter cartridges......
which look like really big air filters U put in the car.......
for lack of a better visual......

put it all back together...
crossed my fingers.......
& flipped the switch......
SUCCESS!
humming along .......pop ups in the floor of the pool all working like they should......
pressure where it should be ......no strange noises....

yeah...babee!!!........Now.....pray that its only the cell that needs to be replaced on fri.......
another $450.00
OI!.......
the joys of homeownership.....when U live alone........
Its all good.........soon enough....warm weather...... & SKINNY-DIPPIN!!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

~~Ooops...wrong number ~~

ok....so Stubeans......((nice Tuckas...single friend of mine...remember??....))
Got a text today....
it read......142nzn Dodge Red Neon
& because I am currently (for the last couple months......)
shopping for a new car......
he thought I sent it asking for an opinion....
yeah..like I'd ever buy a red car!
.....err....not that there is anything wrong with that.....
any who......
he quickly texts back...
Stay away from American Vehicles....
& time to grow up....
neon should be reserved for undergarments only....
the response?....
Sorry.....wrong number........LOL
priceless........

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Monday, February 19, 2007

~~It is a Beautiful Rainy Day in AZ~~


~~am I alone here??~~
I relish the rain.....
& b4 U say
well...cha!.....
it is because she's in AZ....
& its a commodity.....
I shall inform.....
growing up in the Midwest....
I would run outside at the first sign of it!
It still gets me......
alivens me from the inside....
it awakens the earth....
the animals
the air has electricity.....
I must play loud music.......
get creative......
paint
plant new cacti....
or.....
stay in bed allllllll day
light the candles....
the rain ones....
the leather ones
.....the sandalwood ones
......light a few incense...
turn the ipod to 'that play list' ...heehee....
U know....Enigma...Deep Forest....Waterbone Tibet....Delirium...the Sarah's....
listen to the rain thru an open window....
rediscover a loved one......
......monkeysex!! LOL
however,
little problem.....
as of late......
no one to play all day with ........
::::: le sigh :::::

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Sunday, February 18, 2007

~~New ToyS~~




NOT that kind people.....

Jeez.....
;)~


I finally did it.....
& am now even more technically dysfunctional
than before
If U've been reading this blog
for anytime
U remember the meltdown I had
during the 2nd year of PhD studies
when my laptop HD fried
but...DrM2B....U backed it up....right?....
Of course not!
don't be silly
my laptop wasnt ever going to fry...
HA!....
yeah....lesson learned...
bought an external HD for backups same time I ordered the new HD
Anywho...
I digress

last week.....
I ordered this

Moto arrived via the UPS guy ((who I am sure wonders if I have agoraphobia cause I am the queen of online shopping))
Friday afternoon
the one bright spot of being home sick that day
HELLLLO MOTO!
she is sooooo pretty
& oh....so powerful....
I like it better than a crackberry
for numerous tech & financial reasons.....
I will not bore U with the details.....
but if you ask I will share...
cause I'm like that.....

who wants to help me name her??
remember......
my 8GB Nano...is Black Betty......
my 80GB IPOD is Big Momma......
what shall I name MOTOQ??.........

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~~~I say and U think~~~

Threshold :: Honeymoon nite
Jason :: Murder
Suspicion :: 6th sense
Tender :: parts (( ok...I just got back from Hannibal Rising ...probably not a good time to be doing this little exercise ...huh?))
Tempted :: insatiable
Crimson :: blood
Repulsive :: cannibalism
Bulldog :: hash house in Amsterdam....good times....=)
Garage :: band
Racket ::
conspiracy


** U know the drill.....
go HERE to sign up.....
or...
just share in the comments....
because y?....
thats right....
Sharing is caring!.....Toodles...Poodles.... ;)~

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Friday, February 16, 2007

~~WorD!~~


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~~Friday Funny~~


STROKE VICTIMS


Three senior ladies named Patsy, Betty, and Nellie
were sitting on a park bench
having a quiet conversation,
when a flasher approached from across the park.


The flasher came up to the ladies,
stood right in front of them
& opened his trench coat.

Nellie immediately had a stroke.

Then Betty also had a stroke.

But Patsy being older & more feeble....


couldn't reach that far.
.........Bless her heart.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

~~SearchinG~~

See...there was a double......so two of us had a chance to find the hidden pot....

It shoud've been easy....right?....I mean look......just over my neighbors house....

It was like a direct hit!.......straight down into their neighborhood...............


Oh well.......I just stayed home instead......and enjoyed my valentines gift from the goddess...... =) How was your day of monkey luvin' ??

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Monday, February 12, 2007

~~A Fathers Love~~

Sunday, February 11, 2007

~~amazing what a fresh coat of paint will do~~

Have U ever ....
scrubbed the floor....
& changed the water....
added more "majic"...
but...it ...just...doesn't look clean?
More important.....U've now got it in your head
that the germs
are NEVER going to go.....

My Solution?!?
FRESH COAT of terra cotta cement stain......
.....oh...the hall & piano room are sooooo pretty again.....
well... most of the piano room...
had to put the furniture somewhere....

Did U know....
cement can be very thirsty?
YES ....it can....
Well, mine was anyway.....
However.......since it decided to rain.....
I may have to wait
to jigsaw my way into painting the rest of the room
til the morning.......
& thats okay.....
I'll have some extra time before going into work.....

The pool guy is coming
to acid wash the pebble tek....
I drained it today....
& power-washed all the sludge off the walls, jacuzzi jet benches & stairs
I figure I save me some $$ that will go towards
the parts he will need to buy
to fix the saltwater system I have.....

mmmm......know what??
I just realized
I will need to use the neighbors bathroom .......
I painted my way backwards from the bedrooms
thru the piano room....
& into the kitchen........LOL

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~~~I say and U think~~~

U know the drill!.......
Free association is described
as a "psychonanalytic procedure
in which a person is encouraged
to give free rein to his or her thoughts
& feelings, verbalizing whatever comes into the mind
without monitoring its content."
Over time, this technique
is supposed to help bring forth repressed thoughts
& feelings that the person can then work through
to gain a better sense of self.
GO
HERE to sign up....
the wkly words will be emailed to U =)

The best thing :: reward for hard work
Hold :: steady
Rapture :: complete immersion
Cover :: up
Restrictive :: fear
Baker :: 's dozen
Author :: publish
Pill :: cutter
Months :: of the yr
Valentine’s Day :: cupid

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Washington Post's Mensa Invitational

For all my brainiac friends


Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. This year's {2006} winners are:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3 Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting sex.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

12. Karmageddon: It's like when everybody is sending off all these really like bad vibes, and then the Earth like explodes and it's a serious bummer dude.

13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

14. Glibido: All talk and no action.

15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

~~The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yrly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.~~

And the winners are:

1. Coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3 Abdicate, v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, v. to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. impotent.

6. Negligent, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v. to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n. olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n. a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, n. a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, n. the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n. a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n. a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent, n. an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

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Saturday, February 10, 2007

~~Luv Quizzie to follow~~

B4 I get to the luv quizzie......
update time.....
I've been on & off the net
due to a serious need to upgrade my wireless system
Last week...I dropped 300.00
because size does matter
& was fortunate enough to have a friend
who is a 'puter guru help a sistah outbut...
for some reason
COX ((yeah...I said cox...heehee))
keeps kicking my ass off the line
so....finally after 3 VERY painful days
of withdrawals, frustration, elation, disappointment, pleading, & bargaining like an addict
I'm up & streaming at 127mps....

Anywho...Last nite....
the neighborhood gals
me being the only single...
decided to reward ourselves
w/ a girls nite out....
to a local 'womens club'......
not that penis isnt allowed
it is just normally attached to a drag queen, trannie
or ridiculously beautiful gay man....
yeah.....so unfair!....
Back to the eve's activities.....

Bloggies?....
I am here to say.......
married women with children?
VERY dangerous to go clubbing to the lesbian clubs w/....
I made the mistake of not wearing a bra.....
& wore a little white babydoll t-shirt
w/a black kitty on it who is wearing a diamond collar......
oh...did I mention the black lights?..........
can we say "pet the glowing kitty"?
YUP....seemed to be the theme of the evening.....HA!
I am sure U can see where this is all going?....
combine: drinks, crazy ass neighbors,
apparently interactive t-shirt & pumpin music...
Put this mix into a highly sexually charged environment FILLED with beautiful women ......
& well....I will just let your mind run wild......
done?.......
NO?......
Okay....I can wait.....
right then........
enough mental masturbation people!......
but yeah.....
you're on track....U got the right idea.....
that is what happened!! LOL

anywho.....
heres a little LUV quizzie...
to help get U geared-up for your own little day of MONKEYLUV'in on Wednesday....
& as usual.......
Please put your score in the comments!!....
cause
sharing is caring!

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Your lover is the first person U think about when U first wake up
& the last person U think about when U got to sleep:

strongly agree
agree
disagree
strongly disagree

When u think about your lover ~even when U’ve had an argument~ it is usually positive

strongly agree
agree
disagree
strongly disagree

When your lover expresses interest in an activity, subject or object, you make an effort to share the experience w/ them:

strongly agree
agree
disagree
strongly disagree

You have introduced your lover to your family & close friends:

strongly agree
agree
disagree
strongly disagree

If there is a conflict of personalities between your lover & your family or close friends, you defend your lover & demand they show him/her respect:

strongly agree
agree
disagree
strongly disagree

You deserve as much pleasure from your lover’s company just vegging out on a lazy afternoon as you do going out to the hottest hot spot:

strongly agree
agree
disagree
strongly disagree

When you need advice, criticism, or just a friendly ear, your lover is the first person you go to:

strongly agree
agree
disagree
strongly disagree

You are definitely sexually attracted to your lover and melt when he/she touches you:

strongly agree
agree
disagree
strongly disagree

You are honest with your lover about your life goals, values, beliefs, and feelings:

strongly agree
agree
disagree
strongly disagree

When you are truly honest w/ yourself about your relationship w/ your lover, you realize that this is someone who is not just good for now but good for always:

strongly agree
agree
disagree
strongly disagree

Tally Points:
For every
“Strongly agree” ~~ 4 points
“Agree” ~~ 3 points
“Disagree” ~~ 2 points
“Strongly disagree” ~~ 1 point

32 -40 points
That’s AMORE! When your relationship is honest , committed, & caring, U definitely are in the right kind of love. U’ve made an effort to make your lover part of your life & share your lover’s life with them. Way to GO!

24-31: Only Time Will Tell. For the most part, you & your lover seem pretty compatible & things are going well. Play it by ear & keep an eye out on the areas where you answered “disagree” and “strongly disagree”.

16-23: Sink or Swim. This is really where U need to take it into consideration the length of time U’ve been together. If this is a relatively new relationship, then it may just be a matter of time b4 all your “disagrees” become “agrees”. If U’ve been in a relationship for years & there’s no sexual, mental, or emotional chemistry, U need to do both U a favor and move on.

0 -16: Do NOT Resuscitate. If U don’t respect your lover enough to take them into consideration, make them a part of your life, & share their live w/ them, U are w/ the wrong person. Sting may have said, “If U love somebody, set them free” but what he should have said was, “If you DON”T love somebody, set them free”. It is not fair to either of U!.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

~~13~~

13 things over-heard that could go either way........

She: Wow….U have a lot of Brown on today! Did U know that brown is the new black?
1st He: no….I didn’t know that……go ask *** I’m sure he does.
She to ***: hey…did U know Brown is the new Black?
2nd He: funny that U should say that….my friend & were talking about that recently..she’s always telling me that Brown is the new Black.
She: U don’t wear a lot of Brown….
2nd He: Oh…I have a lot of Brown…its just not appropriate for work….
:::::pause for mental reflection and visual among the group::::
She & 1st he....quickly glance at eachother…wondering if the other is mentally envisioning the same thoughts?
1st He: we don’t want to see your Brown.
*** it was at this point that 2nd He did respond…however…..everyone within earshot had just gone blind & even now …..no one remembers the response……


So….how was your jog?
I don’t jog…I run…..
Oh…sorry…….
Yeah…that would be like me saying to U (the accomplished competitive swimmer) “how was your doggy styling last nite”?
:::crickets chirping:::….much laughter…..
Um….yeah…I don’t mind that U said that…..but in the future ..not a good idea to say that to a gay man!
I meant to say ….how was your “doggy paddling”…


I can make it a quick and dirty with her…..U don’t have to be there…but if U’d like to be?


He’s the one in the group that likes to grab the worm early everyday


Where has your face been? U’ve got fuzzy’s all over.


I’m going to the break room….need anything? Pause…. “besides a good spanking” um….no….I got that last nite.


U don’t look so good today…R U not feeling well? Yeah…the rainbow within isn’t shining as bright as usual…..


He: Did U see?
She: Yeah…..already saw that!
He: He’s hot…
She: Yeah….nice ASS, but his pants are too short……
He: Oh…honey….we can change that.
She: But he’s married
He: Yeah…..I don’t do married.
She: Y not?
He: Cause married munches pussy.
She: What did U just say?
He: Oh yeah….I don’t want that mouth on me after lickin the kitty…..


On a conference call…
“can U back away from the phone….U’re a bit too close”
From other party on call (we were all thinking it...but no one actually says it!))
“yeah like the next room over?”


“FOCUS DrM!”
& quick as a whip back at ** “ I am focused…I am woman….I can multitask….”
Yeah….filter missing that day!!


Every-time he responds during a conversation in the manner that he does…..it taints the level of trust I have for him……
“um…yeah…U need to stop using the word ‘taint’”


“my uterus is NOT happy today”….Don’t mess with me!”


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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

~~New Buddha's,Incense & Candles~~

This beautiful Buddha sits about 10 inches tall...& now resides in the TV room. I purchased verbenia and lime tealights for him to hold.

I think I've had this vase for at least 10 yrs. It stands about a foot & 1/2 tall & has surprisingly endured all the candles I have housed in it.

This new Buddha sits about 6 inches tall and resides with HHDL in the guest bath.
Yummy...Dessert Rain, Sandlewood & Nag Champa candles from the Candle & Gift Factory Outlet here in PHX. U can order from them on-line...but I warn U....very dangerous place to shop!!

& last....this little guy sits on a little perforated tray. The flavors of the little incense sticks which came with him are: white pepper spice, tamarind spice, passion fruit & lotus, & bamboo jasmine.. I like to light a candle & burn an incense each night as an acknowledgement of my blessings. Normally I do this outside the front door at the base of my big Buddha....but now I have an indoor reminder as well =)
How do U make your house a home? What things do U do that are your little rituals.....help U unwind at the end of the day?


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Monday, February 05, 2007

~~whoooo...lives in a pineapple..under the sea?~~

Bella does not seem too happy here having to read subtitles......((or she thinks she a Japanese dog & looks insulted ....not sure))

so.........we turned it to SPONGE-BOB...SQUARE-PANTS.....He's lifesize on this TV!

I now have a whole new appreciation for the Cartoon Network "Boomer-Rang" station. LOL

& NO....I did not watch that silly show yesterday where really big men all dressed alike & ran around a big yard...chasing a little ball!........sorry......

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Sunday, February 04, 2007

~~~I say and U think~~~

A little different approach this week.....
my word associations are in the comments.....
Don't peek!
Until....
after U have thought yours thru.......
Of course....
share...share...share!! =)






Plaster ::
Cabbage ::
Jazz ::
Darts ::
Poke ::
Bribe ::
Whale ::
Receipt ::
Answer ::
Dentist ::

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Saturday, February 03, 2007

~~I feel another 100 MemE brewin~~

of course
because the "little fat nekkkid cherub-day" is upon us soon.....
what....
10 days?
I think I shall do a theme based MeMe
on LOVE

Mind,Body & Spirit
the Good
the BAD
& the ugly
Stay tuned......

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