~~HEY!~~

To the person who just wrote these lovely words in an email:

I really don't give a fuck about your blog...I don't give a fuck about what you do or who you do it with...I need closure...I really have more important things going on right now in my life...

Then
how about this
stop reading it!
jeez...I even changed the address
thinking that would throw U off
STOP overanalyzing what U think U are reading
& most importantly??
PLEEEZ STOP sending me anger filled emails!
BAH!

um....yeaaaah...Im gonna need U to.....

Going out on assignment.....wish me luck =)

~~~Pressies~~~

Don't cha just LUV late xmas gifties!?!?!
I know I DO!
so.....since KorKor bought Stubeans a "pachk Leeeeeder" shirt for his walks with her.....
Momma got one too =)
From the Stu-ster
I got a new Uber-fem computer bag to go with my Uber-cool new job!....
Isnt she preeeety?.....

& last....but not least
my new bottle....
U see....Stubeans & I used to workout together.....
& I say used to..as in....
we tried...
reaaaaaly tried
to be consistant...
Because it does put a fire under your butt
when someone is waiting on U
at the Gym.
anywho....
in an effort to resume that activity
& knowing working out
is on my to-do list for '07.....
I received a Camelback H20 bottle
for my daily
YES...I said daily
IPOD filled jam on the elliptical
She is the cutest little water bottle too!
but.....
there is another reason I took a close up of her
U see....
::::& now I know why the 'one' also has a camelback bottle....::::
when U suck ((hehe...I said suck)
on one of these
U ever so slightly bit the tip
& suck at the same time
mmmm?
YES....smaller...
A LOT smaller
but like riding a bike
it is the same in principal
so.....
my daily hour with ms E
will be enjoyed by
listening to my fave tunes loaded onto Betty
being reminded of a certain piercing I have
& enjoying my new H20 bottle =)

~~~Working Hard!!~~~

OMG.....could today have gone ANY slower?!?! I just had to capture how I felt about being at work today.
Now, I know it had to be done......
I had deliverables...
but
if this was a sign of next week
in any, way, shape or form??
I am going to bring in a coffee pot for my cube!
Oh......& yes.....I am a full-on red-head again =)
& it feels fantabulous!!
as U were......

~~~Wise 'ONE' Say....~~~

when you think you miss someone,..
masturbate,....
if you still miss them afterwards....
then you really miss them...

that applies to all scenarios....

DrM2B's Version???
If anticipating dating HAWTiness.....
pre-evening Kitty-time
If date material is still leaning toward needing to use a sick day to recover??
run the other way!!
...& follow the house rules.......
This applies to all HAWT-ness!!

~~~OMG....I forgot .......~~~

how fuckin funny "the 40 year virgin" movie is!!!

The Indian dudes who get pissed off
calling the black guy Montel...
& always scream "go fuck a goat!".....
"weather forecast?...dark & cloudy....with a chance of drive by".....
Okay....A BIT creeped out by the boss lady who constantly propositions him
the speed dating scene?!?
tears rollin......the dyke who is thinking he "delicate features could be enhanced with a little rouge" to assist in her transition back to riding the pogo stick......priceless!
or.....during his interaction with the woman from Minnesooooota.....
we see him trying to close every inch of skin showing thru his shirt
as her right surgically enhanced tit gets closer
& closer to Tyra-bankin' it
then finally flops right out there
she is, of course, completely oblivious to it..
& of course......his buddy, the one who is trying to get over his breakup......
at work, filming his ass as the camera is hooked to the wall of TV's.......
cute little bum though.......
Im just sayin'.......

~~More Pics 2 Come~~

Saturday nite....
Zoe & I had a chance to see & catch up w/ some old friends =)
well....it was a first time meeting for the luvbuglet, but a reunion of sorts for me...
Paul ( guy on left) invited me to his little holiday get together.......
MaryBeth, his redheaded LUV
((qualifier included for those who know...KNOW Pauly & his obsession w/ redheads.....wink wink nudge nudge))
also celebrates the Sabbats (Winter Solstice).....I really enjoyed meeting her & comparing Pagan notes....
I am hoping the relationship goddess continues to smile down upon them......
as Paulie seems rather smitten w/ her!!

Some other people I used to work with thru the 16yrs or so w/ XXXX were there......
& because there were enough of us from the Beardsley campus....
naturally...
conversations turned to people & events over the yrs.
It is interesting how things seem to stay the same regardless of time...
I think its been almost 4 yrs since Denise, Tim & I worked together........but had NO problem catching up on all the goings on.
As usual w/ Paulies parties......the drinks were flowing, the bonfire was roaring .......& much laughter was heard.
DeWayne (the other guy in the tiny photo)
has known Pauly for I think they said something like 17 yrs?
They lived together as roomies in the early 90's.
In addition to the stories I heard re Paul,
I think what stood out for me, about them......
was their ability to maintain a friendship for that long.
Listening to them tell stories,
I will say,
It doesn't seem to be any different for guys......LOL
Honestly
I miss having that in a girlfriend.
Yes, I have friends here in AZ who I hang with on occassion.
But I think the longest relationship I have which compares to what Paul & DeWayne have.....only goes back 7 or 8 yrs.
anyway......I asked Paul to email me the rest of the digitals taken.......
I will add them (er.....those that I feel COMFORTABLE adding ........LOL)
& yes.....BLU??...the Zoester wore her new Party Sweater
& was da bomb diggity!!!

~~Cursed FU friday a Day Late~~

Cursed mother for giving me up for adoption...
& setting me up for always searching....
Cursed adoptive parents for spoiling me....& instilling 'rules'...when ya know?...
there really aren't any!

Cursed brothers for reaaaally never accepting me.....
in fact.....curse the oldest
who was ALWAYS competing......
well MOFO....
I won
I had the balls...U did not.... to ask dad for a yr in college
overseas......
U're just mad I thought of it.....& followed thru
it was avail for any of us.....
then......I got the MBA....
so...U did too....
cant be out performed by your little sis
so...FU....I am now PhD ABD.....
put that in MY peace pipe that you teased me about all my growing yrs
....whiteboy......
what....
its not like you were there to protect me
from all the prejudice
I endured
being the "beautiful girl with a yr-round tan"
from all the 'white' upper middleclass people we went to school with....

silly me
I thought over-achieving would ease the pain....
gain acceptance
......Class pres....yr-book editor....honors club....community newspaper writer & academic representative.... state swimmer.....art club exhibit winner......pompon squad captain......student council events coordinator.....college prep coursework.....honor roll (god forbid a B)
no-wonder I was considered 'stuck-up'......

HELL, I even dated the quarterback, the college scouted baseball pitcher Tom Nevers, who later broke my heart and ultimately erased my confidence in males -- overall;

Dated the soon to be marine - Mike Butler - who, quite frankly, sucked at kissing, & only dated me because of who I was & because rumor had it - I 'put out';

Dated the all state swimmer Mike Hogue who wanted to 'go all the way' at the drive -in, because he heard from Mike--> well, U know;

Dated the all state cross-country runner "caterpillar eyebrow Sr"--as my mother referred to him yrs later, who, in my opinion, drove a cool car-->a carmengia (sp?);
I only dated caterpillar eyebrows because he was a SR & so I could be that "freshman on prom court";

Of course, thru-out, I was awarded for this & awarded for that--
because 'it is important that one build that pre-college resume'....
U know.....the required on paper PERFECT IMAGE of the socialite I was to become.......

It's no wonder I formulated an escape plan......
I learned to tell the entire school faculty I was in one meeting or another ......
the result?
No one really knew where I was
but because of my reputation
I got away with it:
where was I really?
In the park, drinking, skipping class with the bad-boy white trash- whose father worked in the automotive factory - hottie--> Steve.......
I smoked cigs, pot, ran away from home, took pills to escape....& basically tried in a desperate attempt - to blend.....& not call anymore attn to myself.......

NEWS FLASH.....
IT DIDNT WORK!

Hence the escape to AZ after the HUGE & I am talking-HUGE-newspaper covered- wedding........to my 1st husband--> my hottie of a bodybuilder mailman BOB.....
How HUGE U ask?
well, I am talkin --fuckin all-out.....
cover of bride magazine dress, 500 sit-down 4 course dinner at the country club with bagpipers (my adoptive father is Scottish..& if you have been reading for any time....U know I went to college outside of Edinburgh, while living in a castle with 100 other students.....), Champagne flowing like water, open bar, people flown in....all resort costs covered for out-of-towners --kind of- all out.

Of course, in preparation, my mom , dad & fiance' flew Scotland for a couple weeks, (while I lived there) to get all the wedding party kilts fitted & purchased.
In all fairness, though, I must say, there wasn't a dry eye in the church when my father walked me down the aisle in full regalia........he was stunning.......
My bro's, & the bagpipers, who welcomed the reception guests, at the country club, all wore my father's clan (MacDonald) tartan.
Beautiful, Beautiful, day...one that a little girls wedding dream is made of.....unfortunately, it turned out to be a failure of a marriage.......
we didn't come to AZ together...I came under the ruse of a new job...
& never looked back.......yes....he followed me.....& still lives here...
see previous post on ex's being roomies!!
R U still reading this?.......to be honest ........after being up all nite.....
& consuming a bottle of wine (HUGE bottle), I have forgotten why I started this rant.......
wait....yes.....
I DO remember.....it was to be a general 'FU Friday'.....
albeit, a day late.......still in the spirit of 'FU Fridays'!
sorry 212~not as timely as yours are.....LOL
I guess I can say...for a fact
being prompt has NEVAH been my forte' (ask Kitty...she has been extremely understanding & creative in trying to get me to be on time thru the yrs.....LUV ya babe).....
"fashionably late" as my mom always says......
any who
my original thought process was....
to ask

WHY
why do we hold ourselves back from potential bliss?
what holds us back behaviourally??
What rules state or dictate our actions...
our thought processes?

what tells us we can not talk to that person we find interesting, kind, compassionate, in the line in front of us?......

Why do we feel, subconsciously,
we are not to linger a little longer, in the produce section at the grocery store,
after making eye contact?
or when we experience that rare feeling of electricity if we accidentally brush up against someone??

Why do we feel we should not engage outside the safety of our familiar circle???

I am not sure....
but...I do know...personally?.....
more often that not, that these days....
I am sooooo over it......
yet, when I act on this phenomenon...
reach out to that friend I have not met yet....
make conversation with a passing stranger...

I experience a strange reaction...
I am the FREAK....
who dares
to connect....
WHAT THE!?!?!?!
OMGoddess....please tell me
I am not alone in feeling sad about this!!!!
It is SOOO wrong.

I am quite confident U all know what I am talkin about here.......
(especially this time of yr)
when everyone is on the road.....
in the stores...
chasing their childhood memories
of that PERFECT Christmas...
The Norman Rockwell photo op.
Trying to recreate what is just ...not ...possible....
being rude or impatient, in the retail setting.....
& for what,
I ask U?!?!?

Well, it has been my observation (cause that's what I do.....observe).......heh heh.....
that it is usually over worldly possessions......
(& people wonder why suicide & murder rates raise this time of yr!!??)

HELLO!!...
this shit DOES NOT MATTER
FUCK...

I hate to break it to you......
that cool guy who roamed the dessert???
with his biblical day "posse" in hemp clothing????
um yeeeaaaah.....
great collection of stories,
cool dude
but.....sorry.......
he was born in the SPRING
NOT in some fantasy manger

::::cue lightning bolt over my house here::::
so.....bottom line?.....life is suffering.........((according to Buddha...))

& for some reason?
apparently, today I needed to let this shit off my chest =)

DO me a flavor....???
in the last few days before that magical date on the calendar when people strive to prove their love......
PLEASE.......try to play nice out there.....we are all the same......
let that crazy person cut in front of U in traffic!
smile at the person waiting on you
acknowledge them as U......
THANK THEM
& most of all ?!?!

TRY...ONCE....JUST ONCE TODAY....(we can work up to higher frequency),
to.....SLOWWWW DOWN!!

BE THE CHANGE U WISH TO SEE !!!

U'd be surprised how it changes the moment....for shizzle!!!

My Disclaimer****This is what happens when I have too much wine & stay up all nite???? ******

**Remember......I am always interested in your feedback, guidance...criticisms.....& original thoughts!!! It can only serve to make me a better person.....blessed be! ***
HEY....if U made it this far??......I have the right to ask....did you celebrate the Winter Solstice properly?????...

~~~Only in my world~~~

U know.....
with all this psych education
one would think
that I would be able to
maintain healthy relationships
apparently
I have
well.....
some (Kitty)
would say
I have overachieved
:::story of my life:::
why shouldnt I also
be the best
at screwing this aspect up too

Just what the F is she talkin aboooot?

well.......
I found out tonite
during a conversation
with the latest ex
who moved out of my home

apparently
there is a club
for the ex's of DrM2B
Niiiiiiiiiiice huh?
U see....
the two latest are now
sharing a house!?!?!?
...they can sit all nite & compare notes
like girlfriends usually do.....
...the difference?

Women compare notes on their OWN ex!
not the same one!

I guess ex -2 had help from they guy he used to rent a room from
& his best bud from yrs ago

As all three were moving ex-2's stuff into most recent ex-1's current HUGE 400k house they are now renting together....
the conversation started regarding me


of course ex-1 refused
to tell me what was said

MAN-CODE... I guess
::::jots down note to submit this to those Burt Reynolds beer commercial:::
Instead....he shared
"boy B*** REALLY doesnt like U"
& chuckled.....

I am perplexed as to why this recovering alcoholic
needs to spend time
hating me
Its not like hes part of the club or anything!!!!
technically, he's a wingman
wow....thanx B***.....U have not only wasted precious time on this big blue marble
concentrating on why I shoud not exist
but also......given me even more power in your life

should be interesting
the next time I run into U in the bldg!!
I can tell U now my dear BF's
this over 6 ft woman hating drunk
will hug me & be VERY cordial to my face

I think I am going to ask what the cost is to join the club
& just stand there waiting for an answer
teehee...........AGH! MEN.......

~~Tinkle..Tinkle...pass go...OUCH!~~

Okay......here is DrM2B......NO make-up.....hair all a - mess!! LOL
((jeez.....cut those bangs....)
I have no make-up on because....
I knew NOT to wear any when getting my lips done....
the tears run...
& run
as the DOC
is injecting
& injecting

YUP....
got me my HOLIDAY LIPS!
& it hurt like a MOTHER_FUCKER!
I went with Restalyn this time....
I say this time, because last time I got Allerderm
which is human cadaver collagen....
the alternative to dead
PIG
or COW
fat.....EW!!!.....
I also passed my background check & pee-pee test.....
all is good to go....
new JOB is cemented in place!!
HOLLA!....now pass that down.....
I'm jsut sayin'

I loaded a closeup of the injection marks.....
everywhere U see a little discoloration?
yup...needle!

I think that doc was into
PAIN!
he laughed
whenever I squirmed
&
I asked him
if he was
having fun stabbing me.....
everytime the 30+ little injections
burned into my pores
the tears
just ran down my cheeks
after he was done
piercing my lips

He also decided to fill
the lines on the side of my nose
for any of U
that are aging
U will know what I am talkin about
I can't wait to test these new babies out
under the mistletoe of course!
but for now?.....Ithink theres an ICE Pack with my name on it =)

~~AGH!~~

How FUCKIN hard
is it
to put a g'damn sign
on the color printer
((( that I had been stinkin my nose into for over a 1/2 hour)).....
that
IT
is
BROKEN!

better yet
HOW
about
A
sign
that
says
A
part
HAS
been
ordered!!!!
Happy Fuckin'
!@%@#^$&#$&%$#^%#@
holidays
to U as well!!

~~Opinions Poll~~

Okay...KAT--- U R not allowed to give a lecture here!! (LoOoOoOoG Story folks)

Some grass-hopppppah & others (me included) were discussing what the definition of SEX is.

Grasshopper: a BJ is NOT sex..... it is just reaaally heavy petting.

Me: Anytime anyone (alone or otherwise) gets off...has the big O...rubs one out...etc.

Other goof in the room: if it involves sperm...its SEX.

so.....I ask U......what is your definition of SEX..

sex 8 sounds fuck anal penis vagina intercourse pussy fucking gay cum ass love dick orgasm oral slut cock porn shit blowjob whore bang sexual sexy hot horny butt cunt dirty anal sex girl masturbation drugs poop screw oral sex fun bitch head rape anus condom balls lesbian orgy blow job shag homosexual dirty sanchez fetish girls

are just a few that I could think of.......u?

testing

~~Silent Sunday StatementS~~

RES $'s....Booo-yah!...thank U gamblers of MN....must pay bills.....must pay bills....do not go shopping.....do not go shopping.......OM....shanti...OM...

Nothing like a warm cuddly blanket right from the dryer....mmmmm =)...now if the pups would just share with momma .....??

Scrubs......such lovely sarcasm!... from Dr's...mmm?.....why would I like that!?!? HA!

I never play the lottery....but for some reason after dropping all that cash at the gourmet store on Sat I felt the need to buy some scratchers.....lets see...spent $20.00...won $95.00....mmm?...not a bad exchange =)

Changing the headlights on my jeep =) is a no brainer....or I have mad bisexual car skillz....WORD~

Watching pretty people in sappy movies fall in love does not help being single.....I'm...just sayin.....

Getting hair colored & washing that age right out of my hair is on the schedule this week....YIKES...where did those angry grey hairs come from?!

POM peach tea ROCKS!...now I just have to find a place other than the gourmet food store to buy it at.......anyone?

The pups watched the Grinch today...& it seemed to reaffirm just... how.... good their little lives are.

Watching Margaret Cho talk about her breakdown today gave me comfort somehow...!?!?...well..that & her imitation of her mom just cracks my ass up!!....U know.....the ha--assss....mahhstah dvd discussion.....tears roll I laugh sooo hard....

Silent Sundays R gr8 4 playing the piano for hrs!!!...but...it is really hard to say thanx to the neighbors when they come over to comment.

~~~DAILY OM~~~

My daily OM today talked about
change....
for some reason
as of late
I have been contemplating my lifes changes
over the yrs
conversations have come up
with various people
this last week
how long I have
been in the valley
owned this house
worked where I do
since my divorce
blah blah blah blah......
yadayadayada
I thought it was all due to the holly-daze....
evidently not ......

my daily OM refers to this phenomenon as....
a "newly-developed awareness"...
& instructs me to:

"consider how different your responses to frustration, joy, excitement, and anger are now compared to your general attitude a relatively short while ago."

so...I guess
my general "I do not give a shit"....
attitude as of late has a purpose......LOL
evidently I am to honor this marked gap between my old & new selves
hold a ceremony......

do U think spending 202.00 at the gourmet food store yesterday qualifies as one of those ceremonies??

well....I did buy an awesome bottle of sparking wine......
to pop after signing my 'new job' papers monday
well...maybe I will wait til after my trip to 'pee in the cup please'......

~~~I say and U think~~~

Hardball :: bring IT!
Sleepless :: in Seattle...(sorry....had to)
Graduation :: SooN.....pleeeeze....SooN!
Presents :: Under the tree!!
Toe :: ring
Lotion :: licker...the Zoester
Snicker :: (s) 1 of my fave halloween treats =)
Eve :: all about...
Investment :: plan
Pain :: everything in moderation!

~~~NeW WinteR CouturE~~~

~~~SquishY...ComfY...Wobbly~~~

Yeah.....this am....
got out of bed
put on some new
squishy..
comfy...
ever-so ...heavenly
cuddly sox
I felt as if NOTHING could go wrong!......
GUESS WHAT!
got back from lunch
found this cute little "5-in-1" wobble clock
It is from brookstone
& tells time
day/date
Temperature
has a 3 hr timer
& an alarm =)
all U have to do is nudge it
to make the functions & the colors change~

all wrapped up in xmas clothing
......who from ??
U ask?.....
MY
New
BOSS!!

No papers signed officially as of yet.....
but...I'm thinkin....
an xmas gift from a director not currently in my chain of command to GOD??
yeah....I got the job. =)
oh....heres the email in my inbox to go with it ........

DrM2B,
We would like to bring you onboard the SXXXXX CXXXXXX Project. I would like to spend 15-20 minutes with you to discuss logistics, which agency we will be goin thru for this new engagement.
-XX (my new Lead Business System Analyst)

YEAH......Lifes lookin good over here!
I think its the sox!

~~NiCe TaTaS.....~~

Well....
managed to get some of my list done
laundry
vacuum
bills
get some gifts ready for mailing
lmtc @ M&D
nice LOOOOOOg NAP!

Still have.....
backyard puppy poos
weeds
call pool guy
mop floors
groceries
choke chain for the Korsters walks
(Cesar sessions)w/Stu
clean birdroom
get new headlight for Jeep
new recycle can for in house....
& TAN
I also should try to be home today as I think my Casino monies from my reservation needs me to be there to sign for it =)
~~~!!!WoOtWoOt!!!~~~
I know originally I had wondered if I was going to be using the funds for a new car or pay off debt?
well...U know that saying..."U shouldn't wish for things"?
yeah.....well, my decision was made for me.....
remember that cuddle meeting?
w/ my director last week?
yeaaaah
he informed me my Sorbanes Oxley Auditing talents
will be absorbed into another group
& the other person doing SOX auditing will be taking over my sections
sooooo
U ask... what does that mean for U..DrM?
I'll tell ya....yeah....contract is UP .....
as of Jan. 5th I am a free agent again.....
NoW
B4 U run out to send condolance-type flowers & such
I already have 3 other positions lined up.....

Everything...
EveryThinG... happens for a reason.....
In fact.......I'm waiting to hear the details of each offer B4 I make a decision
& putting that reservation check in the bank in case I just
dont
like
any of those little offers........
Incidently?......my director.....says to me
he gave me a glowing review to one of the other groups courting me
said I am ideal for 'creating charts'
:::crickets chirping:::
WAIT.....it gets better.....
THEN.....
he glances in the general vicinity of the goils....
I had my Victoria Secret Angel Wings Necklace on
so....I thought he was staring at that
NOPE
well....
he tried to cover as such...by saying ..."oh..yeah...thats interesting"
but then.....
follows up with
um...U might consider changing your top....
"I'm not sure how conservative the guys are that Ure interviewing with this a.m.."
:::LOUDER crickets::::
so.....I'm thinking as I leave the room
to go get ready for my 10:30 interview with another group
Did he just gawk at my tits?....
basically tell me they were being a little tooooo friendly
& tell a PhD ABD that Im GR8 for creating charts?!?!?!
Niiiiiiice......

~~~????~~~????~~~????~~~

AnyOne Else NoticE?!?!...
BeTa does not seem
to play NicE
with Blogrollin?!?
or
is
it
me?
that needs to change
something
inside
my blogroll acct
?!?!?!
HelP a SistaH out!
IF U R in the know!

~~1st BetA PosT~~

Well....
so far.....
It doesnt feel any different?!?
But then again.......
NO one seems to have paid attn to the email (scorpions excluded ...muah!).....
& realized that I had emailed the new URL to this page.

We shall see if my readership (all 5 of U)
will drop now that I changed it........
I guess mission accomplished......
The original intent of changing my URL name was to erase the Google-ability of my name......
& because of that....
not only will I accomplish that.....
but the few...
the proud...
the entertained.....
will also slip away because they won't update their links.......
Okay....rant over....

Last nite,
Stu-Beans & I went to see that new holiday movie with Kate Winslett, Jack Black, Carment Diaz & Jude Law (can we just say DREEEEEEAMY!).....
I enjoyed it...shed a few tears......but overall?....
typical sappy romantic comedy with cultural snippets.....
Saw DeJa View last weekend (holla ....Denzel).....
between the two?
DeJaView...better choice.

Today...I have a list a mile long....
backyard
puppy poos
weeds
call pool guy
little bit of laundry
vacuum
mop floors
pay bills
get xmas gifts ready for mailing tomorrow
groceries
choke chain for the Korsters walks (Cesar sessions)w/Stu
clean birdroom
call M & D...thank them for Bday gift.....
get new headlight for Jeep
new recycle can for in house....
& TAN
Should keep me busy ...huh?

~~~email me for my NEW BLOG addy~~~

Okay ....so I am beginning the change over to BETA......BLU!....U better email my ass this eve....to get me thru this..........(((PRETTY PLEEEZE!!)))

I am not sure what will happen to this one......as I think I am going to start a new one without my name in the url..... more freedom in postings....right>?!>? RIGHT!

so......remember.....email me or leave comments here (if U still can ....)

Im off to try and get everything transferred over.........thats what I have to do right??....Im soooo confused.......

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1. I am exhausted.....got better sleep last nite.....but evidently still NOT caught up.
   
   
2. I am STILL revising, editing & sending my studies proposal back -n- forth.
   
   
3. Her feedback is sooooooo much more enjoyable these days...along the lines of:
   ~U have some really good research, info and thoughts here on the lit.review section....
   ~Great start on the methodology section....just needs some refining.....
   ~& of course my favorite: I love the new focus and how you have opened it! It is so much clearer than what you had worked on before and it really is evident that you are researching an important issue.
   
   
4. My brain hurts from reformatting, & editing docs for work today.
   
   
5. Mark Wahlberg has THE fOINEST ASS ....just saw it in the movie "the corruptor" on Starz.....& yeah...of course......his lips would rock my panties off too.....I'm just sayin'...
   
   
6. Since I realized I am back on the dating scene.....I have also realized I am not enjoying it.
   
   ~Have the rules changed?
   ~When it did it become appropriate for men to ask for pics (of my ass, kitty, breasts,)??
   ~Why do men hide behind the "getting to know U conversations" when all they really want is pictures for the spank-bank? or phone-sex,internet camera-sex or erotic IM'ing activity?
   ~Would I be better off just stating in my online dating profile......
   ~~~Prefer a man who knows how to make my kitty purr, has fresh breath, shaves his boys, works out, and will particpate in traditional dating activities of going to movies, dinner, drinks, bring flowers, BEFORE asking the "lady in public" to become his "whore in the bedroom"?
   ~~~Please be that guy who is tall, fit, if has accent - bonus, is single with no baggage, has a great relationship with his mom., knows how to carry an intelligent conversation, & how to treat a lady in a relationship....
   
   ~~~Since I am a PhD ABD, successful women who owns her own home, travels internationally, works out, has no children, isnt jealous, clingy or whiny, gives great massages, and best of all knows how to be the lady in public /whore in the bedroom .....for the right man.....I do not think I am asking for tooo much.
   
   
7. My pool needs cleaning...fixing....winterizing.
   
   
8. I need to clean my driveway & p/u the lawns...puppy poops....& ciggy butts my friends leave as they walk up to the door.
   
   
9. I have a reservation check coming.....((my gratitude to the gamblers of this world))....should I pay off credit?....or buy a new car?
   
   
10. I need to mail the last of the xmas gifts that have arrived in the mail.
    
    
11. I just got a call from my director that he would like to "huddle" with me first thing in the am. (( I worked from HM today)) .... He obviously heard the concern in my voice & said its nothing to be concerned about.....just some 'changes' re work responsibilities & in fact he feels they are positive changes...Don't cha just hate waiting?.....At least its not FRI...U know it is never a good meeting .......first thing FRI am LOL
    
    
12. I think I will go tan this eve.........It always feels so good...on my skin .... & emotionally =)
    
    
13. My new Toshiba DVD VCR HDMI combo player came today....via... the UPS hottie... now I just have to get a new LCD HDTV......thinking of waiting til superbowl weekend....research shows that to be THE BEST time of the yr to buy a big TV. Oh.... the DVD/VCR player was free!.....20k membership rewards points...... LOVE my AMEX card.
    
    

~~~TMI TUESDAY~~~

1. Ever had your toes sucked on?
YUP…. & ladiesfrom what I have put together in my research on this.....((LOL))...is that the sensation is the closest U will get to what men experience during oral….can I just say....I am soooo penis-envious! LOL

2. Ever had a hickey... sexy or trashy? Why?
YRS……ago of course….isnt that one of the rites of passage?

3. Ever stolen from a store? If so, what?
NOPE learned my lesson yrs ago……(( pre-kindergarten…stole Martin’s little German dancing people))

4. Ever got a speeding ticket? If so, how many?
YUP…One…..Scottsdale photo Radar.

5. Ever faked an orgasm?
NOPE……Y would any woman do that??

~~~Bonus Question: What's the trick to being multiorgasmic?~~~
Concentration….working thru the first……completely letting go in the moment……

~~~OK...Did U Hear the One About?~~~

....the guy who dreams hes eating a giant marshmallow....
& wakes up
chomping on his pillow....?
I had a dream
this morning
during one of my many catnaps I take
breaks from writing
sleep too long
& I lose motivation
anyway.......

back to my dream
I was back in Wisconsin
it was snowing....
yeah
U know where this is going
after a few pounces
on my head....
.........boobs
..............stomach

I slowly begin to realize...
I am NOT in WI....
................It is NOT snowing

RATHER

those are feathers.....

YUP

LOTS & LOTS of little feathers.....
being released from their pillow prison
by 2 CracK-Smokin' puppies.

FeatherS flying thru the air
.......PuppieS flyin thru the feathers
........................Complete & Utter JoY

Puppies LivinG in the MomenT
A LessoN
on Silent SundaY
4 ME.....


Almost....didnt have the heart to stop their JoY

But
After I ate....
.........& inhaled
a few feathers

I DiD

YeaH.....If U have ever wondered.....
what it would be like
when two puppies
get a hold of a feather pillow
& proceed to
.....TeaR IT
..........ShAkE IT
................EmPtY IT....

ALL OVER THE ROOM!...
ALL OVER MOMMA!
ALL OVER THE COUCH!?

TakE it from ME.....
It is NOT prettY
CutE.....LOL
but NOT PrettY

OK.....

SHHHHHHH!!!!
It is Silent Sunday AgaiN!

mmmmm....?
Did I break Silence....?

DoeS InSaNe LaughteR CounT?
B?.....
did the MonKs Laugh?

~~~HOLLAH!~~~

Someone got promoted !!

without giving any particulars: (cause I'd have to kill ya!)

I give U:

On behalf of the IPIU (International Private Investigators Union) Administrator's Staff, we are pleased to announce the promotions of XXX, XXX, XXX, XXX, & DrM2B as Moderators! Each of these members have successfully participated in many weeks in serving the forum members in their needs. These IPIU members have passed their Forum Guide and Moderator Training, and have been upgraded to Moderator. Please join us in congratulating XXX, XXX, XXX, XXX, & DrM2B in their accomplishments.

~~~~HOLLAH!~~~~

~~~mmmmph!~~~

Alright Missy managed to tag me........ & :
According to the rules…Each player of this game lists 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write a blog post of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

My problem??? I am having a hard time deciding what is truly a weird quality re myself?......HEY......
that is now on the list ......haha
Here goes:

1. I don't think Im weird
2. I count everything thru-out my day.....steps...people...pages turned...hours left til whatever.....well U get it.
3. When Im in the company of people.....I do two activities mentally.....first I profile & assign a fetish to them......then I imagine having sex with them or what they would look like having sex....
4. I am a germ phobe
5. I often wonder what would happen if GOD turned off the gravity button .....
6. I like the smell of skunk..........

***OK......drumroll please?
I TAG......~the one...212 designs
Nihilly
Brico
Stacie
Sheets
& of course Kitty.......LYMI!

~~Lunchtime Conversation~~

During our lunch outing today.....Jeff, Joe (I call him Grasshopppah....because he is currently taking Kung Fu) & I were discussing Joes general demeanor.

I mentioned to Jeff that last nite during a writing break......

I took the time to suggest some additions to Joes Yahoo singles profile.



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I go by the name 'grasshoppah...."I havent taken the pebble from my mastahs hand yet......but its only a matter of time before I six-sigma the path to enlightenment.

I also enjoy intimate talks with my cell phone & computer monitor....& have been known to exhibit jekyl & hyde type behaviour....... it only seems weird the first couple times.....most def a quality U can get used to quickly......

in closing.......I am looking to spend time with someone who will not hesitate to parade around nekkid, doesnt smoke, follows thru on what she says she will do ...... & has goals, aspirations and cleans her room !!
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Well.... after we all had a chuckle......Joe explained its more like:

Zero to Asshole in 2.5

Did I mention we went out for Thai today??
We eat here at least once every couple weeks. The nicest young couple run the place....& their beautiful 2 yr old daughter is always tottering around with a smile permanently fixed on her round little face.

Anywho....Jeff kindly serves up the soup....careful to remove the floating cedar or whatever wood chips they are & very loudly asks me

"would you like to suck on the wood?"
Yeah.....Diet coke out the nose
I actually paused for a moment of personal reflection
Its been sooooo long

TOO LONG

anywho!!.....what (or who) did you have for lunch today?
mmmmmmmmm?