~~Bad Boys Bad Boys....what cha gonna do??~~

whew hew!!.....
finally!....success.

Can't tell U more than that tho...

I'd have ta kill ya....

Just know....the streets are safe.....

Move along folks.....nothing more to see....

HA!

um....yeaaaah...Im gonna need U to.....

Going out on assignment.....wish me luck =)

~~~HOLLAH!~~~

Someone got promoted !!

without giving any particulars: (cause I'd have to kill ya!)

I give U:

On behalf of the IPIU (International Private Investigators Union) Administrator's Staff, we are pleased to announce the promotions of XXX, XXX, XXX, XXX, & DrM2B as Moderators! Each of these members have successfully participated in many weeks in serving the forum members in their needs. These IPIU members have passed their Forum Guide and Moderator Training, and have been upgraded to Moderator. Please join us in congratulating XXX, XXX, XXX, XXX, & DrM2B in their accomplishments.

~~~~HOLLAH!~~~~

~~~I say and U think~~~

I am TIRED...
& not just 'need a nap' tired...
but more like - I want to crawl under covers for a few days - tired.
I filled out my paperwork for last nite
NO Bad Guys caught....anymore info
well.....
U know.....
I'd have to Kill ya
I have YET to finish CH's 2 & 3.....
Few DOCS for work......
Laundry

I say ... and you think ... ?
Teacher :: a schoolgirl fantasy...
Fifty :: cent piece
Crossword :: puzzle
Stuffed :: shells
Family :: Tree
Purr :: content
Toad :: stools
Cocktail :: stirrers
Insecurity :: Imagination
Magical :: moments....

Time for SOUP......

~~~I say and U think~~~

~~ Someone just try to convince me that my furkids can't smile!........Just look at the Zoester!~~

We had fun on our assignment.....worked this one with another PI girlfriend of mine.....we still can not believe we are actually doing legitimate federal assignments ...4 yrs ago we started talking about getting into this line of work.... & between life commitments, change in jobs for both of us... her raising two daughters on her own..... & other things life throws ....it has taken this long for us to get here. Eventually, we want to start out own business.....doing surveillance work.

Nick :: Nolte
Focus :: PEOPLE!...FOCUS!
Police :: force
Miles :: Davis
Earn :: a living
Twice :: bitten
Razor :: 's edge
Personality :: traits
Dumped :: abandoned
Reliable :: emerson friends

~~~ReSpEcT mY aUtHoRit----IE!!~~~

Off to clean my weapon......get into gear.... & go catch BAD_GUYS!

........bad boys ...badboys....what cha gonna do?!?!....what cha gonna do when they come for U ?!?!?

~~WISH ME LUCK!~~~~

Shite Hits the Fan,Secret Spy Stuff & L'il Ms Sunshine

I.
Man where do I start?

I won't....
theres tooooooo much detail....

Lets just go with: really emotionally immature person who TOTALLY doesnt get the fact that its been...oh....almost a year....that I've been asking them to leave.... & now...that its down to the "Oh-my-fuckin-goddesss-U-have-got-to-get-out-of-MY-house!.....he decides that he is unable to pay me rent, his share of the utilities....and eat the groceries that I pay for because he has to use that money towards a place to move to.

RICH...ISNT IT!

UM....why weren't you saving some funds all this time that U knew U were to be looking for a place to move to?

FUCK U ....for stompin around the house, swearing at me because you are angry about the lack of initiative & organizational personal attributes U lack! U parasitic sycophant!

& without getting into details here......as I do not have the permission of the 'other 3rd party involved'.....MR. Unhappy Pants?....what makes U think that I should 'wait til you are out of my house' to begin to live my life again?........How dare U stand there after all the nasty-ass shit you have said to me...called me...accused me of...& tell me to "WAIT"....BTW?....just what was it that I did anyway?

Do U not get it!?!? ....IF I didnt have a Dissertation to write....and the responsibility of my babies.......(lets not even mention that its MY house...MY name on the mortgage) ........I wouldnt even be around the house as much as I am now......because I can not stand your angry ass... & all the negativity it radiates! Hell....your dog didnt even want to sleep with you last nite! .....She came in my room and laid down when you called her.........DOESNT THAT TELL U SOMETHING RE; YOUR BLACK AURA! A dog is THE best judge of character.......mmmmm?.....could THAT be why KorKor's mohawk goes into highgear & she growls to protect her momma when U enter my room?!?!?!

um...yeah....Im gonna have to go with ....."johnny...tell her what she won!"

oh...btw...I called that person who U claim was upset by me putting them in a so-called position to lie for me?!?!......yeah....I was prepared to get that straightened out......and apologize if that was how they felt. MMM.....surprise!......they never said the shit you spewed at me......IN FACT!.....they stated they were a little concerned re: your delusional thinking on ALL OF THIS !!

OK...where was I???

Just do me a favor......pack your shite....U have what 3 wks and 5 days til its on the driveway anywho...... & try not to speak to me anymore! mmmmK?


II.
I recieved this email last Thursday: We congratulate you on becoming an asset to the management of the Private Investigators Forum. whew--hew!...... Im in moderator training as we speak.....so my mad-blogging skills will come in handy with the site moderator secret spy stuff I'll get to do! ........


III.
Last.... GO SEE little Miss Sunshine!.....I originally had dismissed this movie as a rental....indie...tryin to be mainstream film. I was greatly mistaken! ........Great film....I won't ruin the ending.....but I was gasping for air in the final scene.....it was pricelessly funny... & unexpected ....but not really when you look back over the film. HILARIOUS!

Okay....back to getting ch's 2 & 3 submitted.

Getting Closer to my decision.......

Okay......so I went gun shopping this week =) I thought I was set on what I was going to buy. Remember?....the Springfield XD 9MM 4" (all black).

What I ended up looking at (because they didnt have the 9MM 4") was the Springfield XD Bitone 4" 40 caliber. Now, not only do I not want a bi-colored weapon.....but I also wasnt sure about the difference in the weight of the Glock 23 40 caliber vs. the Springfield XD.

I thought my initial reseach showed that the XD was lighter. NOPE....the glock was significantly lighter when I held them side by side.

SO.....NOW ...I don't know what to do. I still need to test out the Springfield XD 40 caliber since it was explained that I really should get the 40 since it will stop anyone in their tracks.....vs the 9mm could just go thru an attacker....not stop them.

Pros of the XD --> more safety features, on sale, and more comfortable grip for my little girly hands, extended magazine allows for 14 rounds.

Pros of the Glock --> lighter.....um.....well thats about it, unless you count the whole "can fire it under water thing"..... yeah....like Im trying out for the next tombraider ???
anywho......I did buy a gunvault














& this is the holster I think Im going with.

Just the Facts Ma'am

Yeah!!!.....Im an official badass now Bi-otches!!! I got my PI Credentials & my concealed weapons permit in the mail this last week!!! In addition, I mailed my test papers this past Saturday......so my badge will be created and on its way soon as well! This isnt my badge and ID ...but U get the idea....My badge is gold with silver inlay & a much more attractive picture...LOL I'll post pics when I get them...after I practice flashing it like agent Sculley did on the X files..........

~Nothing says Shopping like WEAPONS!~

So....today I went shopping.....for my new "little friend" (read in your best Pachino voice).

I have done my research at some gun shops as well as on the internet and have decided on the Springfield XD 9MM.

I have the Springfield over my friends GLOCK 23 I practiced with prior to the CCW class and the GLOCK 99 I tested with. This little beauty (did I just type that?) has many little cool bells and whistles.

In addition to the immediately accurate sights (on the GLOCKS U need to lower the nose out the barrel and bring back up to the target), it has two separate indicators that tell U the weapon is cocked (I like saying that...cocked!) ...and that there is a round in the chamber.

The magazine release is on both sides of the grip (for those lefties or if your good wing is down). It has a metal magazine which makes the grip a little narrower (for my little female hands) and at the back of the grip, there is a lever that your hand has to be around in order for the gun to fire.The slide will not even move if your hand is not around the grip (akin to the digital cameras that will not work unless your hot little hand is around the grip).

Last, the trigger is SMOOTH, and has a little safety trigger in the middle of the bigger trigger that must all be pulled together in order for the gun to fire.All in all ....I like this weapon. It has good weight, a great price, and not to big, to carry concealed.

MY MOM WOULD BE SO PROUD!

Well do ya?.....PUNK!

Okay....not sure what type of reaction I will be getting from BLOGLAND on this one, but I have news!

This past weekend I took classes and tested at 100% out at "the Range"......Yes..people, I qualified for my concealed weapons permit!

Now..b4 you get your panties in a big ole bundle between your cheeks; lets discuss:


WHY I will be packin heat!

1. Her PhD concentration of study is in Forensic Criminal Psychology
2. She is a member of the IPIU (International Private Investigations Union)
3. After she gets her PI license, the job market possibilities will open up to who knows what...and she wants to be able to jump right in when the opportunities present themselves.
4. She lives in AZ .....DUH!
5. um....the police/law enforcement pants make her ASS like great.
6. and last....it was on her life list which now has a check, check next to it =)

Okay....Im ready.......leave a comment and blast away.... just remember tho....I tested at 100% on all three aspects....the written, the simulation AND the range!!! (some of the boys noses were a little....okay...a lot of out of joint when they didnt shoot as well! ) LOL