~~UpDaTeS~~

Hey Bitches.....

OK...so I stole that from the ever so adorable
William Sledd
on Utube....
I'm sure U peeps have seen him
I just LUV LUV LUV him.....

....I digress

~~UpDaTeS~~
Nice poolboy Andy
((mmmmm...??not sure if he likes that I refer to him as 'boy'.....))
FINALLY.. drove his cute little tuckas over here
w/ my filters....

YeS...I called a few times
this past week.....
even tried to text him...
"um...Andy?...Where the Fuck R my FilterS!!....
no text back....
a. he doesn't get texts...
b. didnt appreciate the tone...lol
c. I did not ID myself.....
so ...how would he know it was me?...
I have a BAD habit of doing that w/ new textees...
I guess I just assume....
who wouldn't know "the M"..

so....in the course of the morn
I observed a few things...

either it is company policy to not go into clients homes.....
or...the boy is scerrred of me....

.....he walked around .....
squeezed those huge filters thru the side of the house area
((I did not watch but must have been comical....))

The pool is creating CHLORINE once again...
I can hear U all cheering !...thanx....
however......
U know with every +...there is usually a complimentary -....
yup...the doo-hicky thing-a-ma-bob...
U know...
the gears that rotate the water stream to various tubing which operates the infloor filtering sweepers?..
still with me ?!!?
is shot......

so.....as I winced from the impending additional financial doom....
I stated..."of course it is!!"....
"& just how much will that be costing me"?
here we go again folks w/ the bartering...
about $100.00...
huge sigh of relief.......
I didn't have to pimp myself out again......

ok......so as I am in the house working on my PhD Dissertation rewrites, watching cartoons.....
I suddenly realize....
I need to find out about the huge O ring that sits inside the top & bottom of the big filter housing.....
IT NEEDS TO BE LUBED......

:::crickets chirping::::

HELL NO....
after last weeks conversation where I was mentally wondering
what my mad oral skillz would do to getting the bill reduced......
& was ballzy enough to imply it in a conversation?....

UM....yeah.....NOT going there again today......
I just thought...."well...
after he's gone ....I'll go out there
take it apart.....
& check it & lube it myself if need be....."

HA!
FAT chance.....U know it wasn't gonna go down like that ......

as we're standing on the front walk....
trying to set-up a time for him to enlighten me on the new system
((remember....I think that schtuff is on the 'boy' list of house chores.....so this will be ALL new to me........))

I noticed a tube of the silicone lube U use on the O-rings sticking out of his pocket....
of course ....
me & my big mouth........
"OH!....so U did LUBE it back there....."

:::YIKES:::
.....just come out & talk about salad tossin Y Ur at it M!!!

NOW....U know ....that is not what I meant.....
I meant the backyard!!
OF MY HOUSE....
Real estate...
dammit....
NOT MY ASS!.....
((as cute as it is.....ahem...))

but yeah....cute little smirk on PB's face told me where his mind went....
so ...I follow up w/...."U know...there is just ...NO delicate way to have this discussion.....
I was referring to the O-ring"...
he agreed.....got all embarassed......& commented..."yeah....I had to replace the little one.....sometimes they just don't hold up......"

:::pause to decide if I want to go there.....::::

DO U know how easy it would've been??
for me to launch into raunch?!?.....
I didn't....I behaved.....

HEY!......it's possible.......
U think U know me!?......
HA!.....(((there IS a first time for everything...U know!)))

OK...as U were.....Bye Bitches....