~~Can We Say PsychO?!!~~

Recent Text Mssgs.....BAH!~

Yesterday....I blogged about my unhappy Uterus.....
& I am sure U understand,
because Aunt Flo, being the biotch,
that she is....
((deciding to take up residence & all for a few days.....))

I was forced to wage a comfy war...

I got home from work....
changed into PJ's...
grabbed the heating pad...
took two Alleves...
made myself a nice hot cup of tea...
& settled into a nice evening of movies, cuddle pups, nice big comforter & pillows.

I promptly fell asleep....
all comfy & warm...... =)

((U knew it wasn't going to last ....right?))

yeah...see....the evening before,
when I found out Auntie's itinerary
I had texted the boy who used to live here.....
knowing that his job route brings him close to the house on some days....
I asked if he had any stronger pain relievers to rid the effects of Aunt Flo?
He said he did...
I told him he could drop them off......

Well......I never got the pain relievers.....
but....
I did get these lovely communications thru the nite......

3:14 PM --> (Boy) I told U, 1100 count sheets (which I bought him)are clean, ass is shaved, I'll soon be showered & there are 2 of those pills sitting on my headboards waiting for U

(ME)....:::wtf?:::
no text back

5:14 PM --> (Boy) so....ya coming

(ME) dude...I am on the couch all snuggled with the pups...& the heating pad...Y would I drive all that way (40 mins..rush hour traffic) for two pills?

5:20 PM --> (Boy) because I can help U in ways they can't.

(ME) ....::::wtf makes him think first of all ....in all my pain....I am in the mood?...but most of all...it has been 2.5 yrs since?....::::
My text answer.... NO Thank U

5:29 PM --> (Boy) The XXXXX (referring to himself in third person)...does make house calls but there will be a cost..The XXXXX has needs.

(ME) ::::Is he delusional??::::
no text back

6:20 PM -->(Boy) Damn...at least my sheets are sping fresh and my arse is silky smooth..lol..call me later, i'll try to save them for U

(ME) text back : k

6:56 PM --> (Boy) Ok...the appropriate response top my last text would be thanx for saving those for me, if I feel better later or tmr, I'll drop by....again...hope U are feeling better.

(ME) :::dont even go there....he wouldnt know appropriate if it bit him in that silky smooth arse:::
NO TEXT BACK

7:17 PM --> (Boy) I seem to be doing all the work and taking all the risk in this relationship and asking & benefitting nothing in return...how long do you think it will last????

(ME) :::relationship??!!...what fuckin risks ??....do I care how long?:::
NO TEXT BACK

7:36 PM --> (Boy) Im not surprised...your loss..Have a nice day

(ME) ::::He must be drinking ....::::
NO TEXT BACK

10:23 PM --> (Boy) Unless you can give me a good reason for not responding to my thoughts and feelings tonite we're done. Take care and tell the girls i love them

(ME) ::::U have got to be fuckin kidding me....now he's getting conditional on my ass?!?....which girls?..my tits or the pups?? WOW::::
NO TEXT BACK

1:43 AM -->(Boy) Thank You...as much as you are my everything..I cant move forward and heal with you in still in my life.

(ME) :::: OK...most def....drunk....Y can't he just lose my number::::
NO TEXT BACK

& the piece de resistance.......

2:01 AM --> (Boy) Its amazing what you learn when people get really shitfaced....who in the fuck are you

I am thinking that he & my other previous roomie.....who now live together & have formed the x's of DrM hate club.....got drunk & swapped stories.....
would've killed to be a fly on that wall!!! LOL

NIIIIIIIIIIICe huh?.......YEAH...NO! TEXT! BACK!!!