~~Lunchtime Conversation~~

During our lunch outing today.....Jeff, Joe (I call him Grasshopppah....because he is currently taking Kung Fu) & I were discussing Joes general demeanor.

I mentioned to Jeff that last nite during a writing break......

I took the time to suggest some additions to Joes Yahoo singles profile.



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I go by the name 'grasshoppah...."I havent taken the pebble from my mastahs hand yet......but its only a matter of time before I six-sigma the path to enlightenment.

I also enjoy intimate talks with my cell phone & computer monitor....& have been known to exhibit jekyl & hyde type behaviour....... it only seems weird the first couple times.....most def a quality U can get used to quickly......

in closing.......I am looking to spend time with someone who will not hesitate to parade around nekkid, doesnt smoke, follows thru on what she says she will do ...... & has goals, aspirations and cleans her room !!
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Well.... after we all had a chuckle......Joe explained its more like:

Zero to Asshole in 2.5

Did I mention we went out for Thai today??
We eat here at least once every couple weeks. The nicest young couple run the place....& their beautiful 2 yr old daughter is always tottering around with a smile permanently fixed on her round little face.

Anywho....Jeff kindly serves up the soup....careful to remove the floating cedar or whatever wood chips they are & very loudly asks me

"would you like to suck on the wood?"
Yeah.....Diet coke out the nose
I actually paused for a moment of personal reflection
Its been sooooo long

TOO LONG

anywho!!.....what (or who) did you have for lunch today?
mmmmmmmmm?