~~Boris & Natasha Morning IM Session~~

Boris: natasha? ver are u?

Natasha: I am in Vitnessss Protection dahlingk......

Boris: yah?
Boris: vhat are u doing?
Boris: i mean doingk

Natasha: lol

Boris: did u receive my mezzahg dahlingk

Natasha: verkingk my uber-foreign tushy off!!!
Natasha: vaaaht mezzahg?

Boris: i'm loolingk for z cd

Natasha: ah......zee Tela-vizon songz cd..yah?

Boris: yez, zat is ze code vord

Natasha: I vill B gracing U vitth my beauty 2day.....I vill bring zaid item....

Boris: i like zpellingk in german, yah?

Natasha: yah!...uber hawt!!

Boris: undt talkingk in german

Natasha: yah!!!

Boris: lol
Boris: do u have ze spezial package?
Boris: natasha

Natasha: zee uber hawt & disciplined Krauts might say we really r' nt tho.......
Natasha: silly silly

Boris: stop stallingk, Natasha! VERE IZ ZE PACKAGE!
Boris: I vill have to torture you, yah! Vith some naughty spankingz

Natasha: DO NAAAHT yell.........I can .....& vill......have u tortured...ve have vaaaays U know.........
Natasha: ze pckg is secure….or may---beee nawt…..U mention spankingz???

Boris: lol
Boris: are ve talkingk about the cd still?

Natasha: hahahahaha
Natasha: couuuuuuld b..........

Boris: are u at hhome, darlingk

Natasha: couuuuld not b...........
Natasha: yaaah
Natasha: still in PJ's

Boris: lol

Natasha: must get in zee shower .......get uber hawtiness ready for dizplay.....& come in for meetings

Boris: I need ze package today. Vill I have to zend in a team 2 acquire it?

Natasha: mmmm?
Natasha: now zaht actually soundz like fun.......
Natasha: but.......

Boris: well, when I say team, I mean......me

Natasha: I will bring ze pckg .........
Natasha: oh!
Natasha: not sure ze wife would approve.......

Boris: so, sorry no military personnel crashingk thru your vindows…dahlingk

Natasha: damn!
Natasha: oh vell
Natasha: U vear camo at least..yah??....4 Natasha??

Boris: lol

Natasha: U know I drool over zee men in uni’s!

Boris: sure... a camo thong

Natasha: add accent ....& vell….
Natasha: capuuuuuut

Boris: lol

Natasha: OMGoddess
Natasha: had a visual!!!

Boris: i do have that affect on zee vomen

Natasha: U're dancing to ABBA too =)

Boris: especially when IMing

Natasha: lolololol

Boris: ouch, I thinking I sending the wrong picture here

Natasha: nah!
Natasha: LUV funny......
Natasha: the funnier the hawter in Tash's book

Boris: alright…so…Tash….ven..R U comingk into headquarters?

Natasha: I shall be there vithin—zee hour…..must run to zee post office on vay in
Natasha: did I tell I I vent to PIR last weekend Boris??

Boris: exzellent! I will most likely be on my vay out zen, cuz i am under zee veather today

Natasha: oh....sorry
Natasha: allergies?

Boris: nope, bet it vas nice though...yah?
Boris: no, uber cold

Natasha: it vas Tash's first ....
Natasha: race virgin here

Boris: oh, but not your first WT experience though right?

Natasha: did the headset walkie talkies ....pit passes.....uber princess style
Natasha: I managed to get some GR8 bubba pics too!!

Boris: sweet

Natasha: mullet.....big belly u know
Natasha: quite the experience
Natasha: i must say
Natasha: slice of americana

Boris: u vill have to share the experience. I'm sure it's on your blog

Natasha: whole different breed of peeps
Natasha: I am still sifting thru all the pics
Natasha: but yah
Natasha: it vill be quite zee post
Natasha: da......
Natasha: must go get hawt
Natasha: I'll sving by U'R location.....ven I arrive!!
Natasha: toodles poodles

Boris: until zen

Natasha: auf----
Natasha: wiener
Natasha: zaaaaaane

Boris: hiel