~~~Only in my world~~~

U know.....
with all this psych education
one would think
that I would be able to
maintain healthy relationships
apparently
I have
well.....
some (Kitty)
would say
I have overachieved
:::story of my life:::
why shouldnt I also
be the best
at screwing this aspect up too

Just what the F is she talkin aboooot?

well.......
I found out tonite
during a conversation
with the latest ex
who moved out of my home

apparently
there is a club
for the ex's of DrM2B
Niiiiiiiiiiice huh?
U see....
the two latest are now
sharing a house!?!?!?
...they can sit all nite & compare notes
like girlfriends usually do.....
...the difference?

Women compare notes on their OWN ex!
not the same one!

I guess ex -2 had help from they guy he used to rent a room from
& his best bud from yrs ago

As all three were moving ex-2's stuff into most recent ex-1's current HUGE 400k house they are now renting together....
the conversation started regarding me


of course ex-1 refused
to tell me what was said

MAN-CODE... I guess
::::jots down note to submit this to those Burt Reynolds beer commercial:::
Instead....he shared
"boy B*** REALLY doesnt like U"
& chuckled.....

I am perplexed as to why this recovering alcoholic
needs to spend time
hating me
Its not like hes part of the club or anything!!!!
technically, he's a wingman
wow....thanx B***.....U have not only wasted precious time on this big blue marble
concentrating on why I shoud not exist
but also......given me even more power in your life

should be interesting
the next time I run into U in the bldg!!
I can tell U now my dear BF's
this over 6 ft woman hating drunk
will hug me & be VERY cordial to my face

I think I am going to ask what the cost is to join the club
& just stand there waiting for an answer
teehee...........AGH! MEN.......