~~~ WoW...LoVe ThE MuSiC iN hErE ~~~
First, let me preface this tidbit from my day by telling U: I am VERY tired....We had a HUGE thunderstorm this am at 5....& KoRKoR went bullistic with fright....I've been sick with a cold...( & filled with cold medicine).
SO....ever been sooo tired you really don't know where a sound is coming from?? Yeah.....that was me today.....strolling into the ladies room for a tinkle... suddenly....Simply Red is singing softly......"Holding Back the Tears". At a GOOD volume too.....I wonder to myself ....when did they install muzak?
I turn to the other watercloset occupant & comment "thats nice...huh?....didn't know they started playing muzak in here".....& go about my bidness.
Lay out ASSGasket....remove pants.....sit......& realize the muzak is MUCH louder in the stall......& even LOUDER in the sitting position!!!!
HA!.....don't cha know!.......its my phone!......Gotta wonder how loony-tunes the other visitors thought I was!!! Laughing hysterically at myself in the other stall !!!
..........I'm SUCH an idiot!
Labels: Embarassing MomentS
9 Comments:
Okay, girl? You are demented. That is funny as hell.
CP.
I love the fact that you actually told that story in that context, FANTASTIC girl, I love it, keep em' comin'...
ASS-GASKET...!!! HA!
That is SO frickin' funny!
I know what you're talking about, being that tired. And I'll probably be that way tomorrow!
ROFLMAO
i am so going to start calling you more...
LMAO. Muzak in the bathroom stalls. Nice! Can I borrow your phone for when I have to go? hehehe...
Btw, thank you for your kind words on my blog. :) Hugs and kisses to ya!
Wait wait wait...Why do you have Simply Red as a ringer??? LOL
I'm thinkin' maybe you should change your ringtone to that Alka Seltzer jingle. Y'know, "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!"
well now im beyond curious: who, pray tell, is the lucky person in your phone contact list who gets the ring tone 'holding back the tears' when they call???
my ex gets 'ding dong the witch is dead' hmmm, think this will be my next post. good idea.
Sorry to hear that you've been sick.
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