~~WTF...Was That Dream all About!!~~

Okay…..
Slightly disturbing dream….
NO...REALLY disturbing dream.....
Just woke me up….
yeah...at NOON....
get over it......

It felt SOOO real…..
I’m still a bit heebie-jeebie’d…
I was w/ a group of people….
In a foreign country…
Unfortunately….it was Brazil..
Not that I believe what I am about to describe….
Actually happens in Brazil….but …..anywho..
I had just met a group of ‘impt people’ …
Mngmnt types……((must’ve been needing a job there too…LOL))
& then I was sitting /standing next to a guy w/ no shirt on….hottie type…
& they were talkin about getting dinner…
Now…..if u didn’t know….Brazilians are BIG on meat….
& I must’ve been making a stink about not being able to partake in eating meat…
& they quickly pointed out….”oh…no….we’re gonna eat U…”
….now before u think this is a kinky post….full –on oral type schtuff…..
Put your manti /panties back on….no self-help material here….
What they meant ……as I felt a burning sensation on the right side of my calf….
Was that they had heard vegetarians from America made ‘good eatin’…
Cannibal-style….
After the third guy with a pocket knife took a chunk, slice, divet out of my calf or thigh…
I voiced an objection…
….they laughed in my face……& said I had no choice….they had made their decision…
So…I naturally spent the rest of my dream running from the guys…
Who wanted to skewer me alive…turn me on a spit….slice & serve me……
It was UBER scary!! ……in fact I can still feel the pain of missing flesh in my leg….WTF!
::::runs off to find dream dictionary…….to look up…”victim of cannibalism...”::::