~~Once Upon a Time~~

Once upon a time
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In a land far away,
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A beautiful, independent,
Self-assured princess
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Happened upon a frog as she sat
Contemplating ecological issues
On the shores of an unpolluted pond
In a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
And said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
And I will turn back
Into the dapper, young prince that I am
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And then, my sweet, we can marry
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And set up housekeeping in your castle
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With my mother,
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Where you can prepare my meals,
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Clean my clothes, bear my children,
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And forever feel
Grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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As the princess dined sumptuously
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On lightly sauteed frog legs
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Seasoned in a white wine
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And onion cream sauce,
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She chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't f*****' think so.

** Thanx Thom.... =)
long lost childhood ...um...friend?...
Not really...
we didnt run together.....
um...school mate?...
Nope...
...U were closer to my bro...,
um....let see....
ok.....guess we have to go with....
......???
boy who tortured me as a child... ...heh.....
I am, however, glad U wrote
& potentially erased all that bad bad Karma....LOL
keep the jokes comin!