So ......Im at the salon today.........&
Good thing I have understanding team mates....
( or?..were they thinking 'its about time she had those roots looked at!?!).....
anywho...I digress......
Today at 11 am as I'm limping back to my desk (another story........ ) I hear the 'bewitched theme music" blaring out of my purse.
Dig....
Dig....
Retrieve....
Walk to the end of cube aisle so the reception will work.....
Its Chris......my colourist...... "hey...just calling to see if you got my message last nite confirming your appt? (shes southern & polite.....but really wants to say ....hey..biotch.....wtf...its 10 past your appt!)
I tell her.....no .....but thats not until Thursday.....
Chris: NOPE!
Are we going with the same color(s)?....I'll start mixing now......you jump in the car and get over here!
Go back to desk.......tidy up all things (earphones, CD, papers, bookbag, purse, soda,).......
lock terminal......
tell team mates Im off to an appt......
Still with me ?!?.....Im surprised......this shit is even boring me.......
As my hair sections are all cooking in their colour.........like good little burritos......& I appear to be attempting an alien contact ........
Kristy....my hair stylist........(colour, then cut...same day).......orders lunch for us from next door =)
YUM!
Halfway thru the first 1/2 of my wrap......
Older.....er.....perhaps senile?
woman with wildly tinfoiled hair appendages......
approaches my lunch.......
screams ...."I absolutely LUV potato chips!"
&
helps herself!
::::crickets chirping:::
::BLINK::BLINK::
AH.......okay......?!?!? I say looking up at her........
she smiles & toddles off with a look of sexual satisfaction across her face......
anywho.............
Color turned out FAB!
How was your day?!??!
( or?..were they thinking 'its about time she had those roots looked at!?!).....
anywho...I digress......
Today at 11 am as I'm limping back to my desk (another story........ ) I hear the 'bewitched theme music" blaring out of my purse.
Dig....
Dig....
Retrieve....
Walk to the end of cube aisle so the reception will work.....
Its Chris......my colourist...... "hey...just calling to see if you got my message last nite confirming your appt? (shes southern & polite.....but really wants to say ....hey..biotch.....wtf...its 10 past your appt!)
I tell her.....no .....but thats not until Thursday.....
Chris: NOPE!
Are we going with the same color(s)?....I'll start mixing now......you jump in the car and get over here!
Go back to desk.......tidy up all things (earphones, CD, papers, bookbag, purse, soda,).......
lock terminal......
tell team mates Im off to an appt......
Still with me ?!?.....Im surprised......this shit is even boring me.......
As my hair sections are all cooking in their colour.........like good little burritos......& I appear to be attempting an alien contact ........
Kristy....my hair stylist........(colour, then cut...same day).......orders lunch for us from next door =)
YUM!
Halfway thru the first 1/2 of my wrap......
Older.....er.....perhaps senile?
woman with wildly tinfoiled hair appendages......
approaches my lunch.......
screams ...."I absolutely LUV potato chips!"
&
helps herself!
::::crickets chirping:::
::BLINK::BLINK::
AH.......okay......?!?!? I say looking up at her........
she smiles & toddles off with a look of sexual satisfaction across her face......
anywho.............

How was your day?!??!
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14 Comments:
Gorgeous photo! You should have shown your whole face! :)
I abolutely loved the "crickets chirping. blink, blink." hehehe. Awesome!
Nice rack!! umm color. Yea! great hair wonderful styling. It really shows off your clevage.. um eyes. that's it,, it shows off your eyes.
:)
I would be so pissed if someone's grubby hands were in my food!! What the hell was that!?
Oh my day was ok...you know...went to work, came home, made dinner, watched some TV and farted around on the computer...Oh wait...I mean...MY day rocked!!!
*Tish* - gracias chica =) I am showing my face....OMG...are you staring at my tits!....I am more that ya know!.....
*Lori* - LOL.... U sure know how to boost a girls self-image! BTW....see Tish's comment....apparently my face isnt showing ......but thanx on the "eyes" compliment .....
*GE* - yeah right! ...huh?...I think Ive been in the criminal psych books.....I was more fascinated by her behavior than grossed out!
*NiHilly*...It does sound like your day ROCKED!.....but explain why your needed to circle the computer passing gas?!
yea you know you have been reading too much if you didn't slap someone for reaching into your food....
call me primal but crazy lady would have been bitten to blood,..
and would have never reached for anyones grub again
promsie.
LOL
red heads are psycho,..
but you knew that right?
lol
youre glad that your teamates are understanding that you work with...
that you work with what???? dont leave us hanging!
you work with a song in your heart? with a but plug inserted?
with a vivacious attitude?
with a tazer in your purse?
out with it!
and i appologize for tish's thoughtless comment. that is what i have to deal with 24/7!
*B-man* - okay...ya got me on that one....I guess I was still concentrating on the 'crazy'lady who shared my lunch ....
Perhaps, grammatically it reads better this way:
If and when little blonde moments of mine require me drop what I am doing and get my ass an appointment I forgot; I am glad I have understanding teammates who dont mind covering for me.
~~yes... it does read better that way ~~ thanx man =)
Crap....your hair was in that picture? Guess I'll have to go back and look again....
er....edit...
"....require me to drop...."
and yes...sheets.....the whole posting was about my hair appt........geez......
So..... you're saying there is HAIR in that photo?!?
Really? I swear..... I've been staring at that picture for 20 minutes (this time) and I'm tellin' ya.....I don't remember seeing any hair!
Wait! There was a story with the picture, too?!?!??
* 212* - Psycho huh?.....OK =)
*sheets* - You're killin me here smalls!....okay...lets try this....go to the part of the picture that grabs your attn....stay with me here.....
look to the right.....
ouila!....HAIR...RED HAIR!....as 212 has pointed out.....Psycho Hair!
but wait...theres more!.....
now....back up from the screen....and scroll up....all those pretty red words?....thats the story!....
no problem. i owed you from long ago about the '10 things my prerecorded blowup doll was programmed to say' tit for tat. heh heh
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