How NOT to Get in the Car in the Morning ....

So, remember the movie Ms Congeniality? and the scene where Gracie Hart ....is coming out of the airplane hanger after she has had every inch of her body scrubbed, plucked, waxed, cut, and painted??

Okay, as you recall, the folks waiting for her are AMAZED at the transformation....she is struttin her stuff towards the plane.....

AND ....down she goes!

My reality this am?! I'm toolin out of the house, feeling refreshed from a longer than normal sleep cycle last nite! (6 hours is unheard of for me!! )

I've got my nice cuddly brown sweater on that matches my nice tan skin, and a long ankle length leopard print tight skirt with a slit so I can walk. I love this outfit because its not revealing but hugs every curve.

I also have on what I refer to as my hooker shoes. 4-in platform sandals that I also love. I enjoy being tall and in these Im like 6 ft ! teehee.......

so anywho.......Im balancing my briefcase, my purse, my coffee and opening the door. So far, so good. But then as I'm swinging my right leg into the vehicle, I fail to notice that my heel of my left shoe is precariously balancing on the edge of the dividing crack of the driveway.

Sure enough........I tilt to get in and WHOA!! down I go......briefcase flies one way....purse goes the other.........but I did manage to hang on to the coffee and not rip my skirt on the way down.

so....no injuries....unless you count my bruised ego..... I wonder how many neighbors witnessed this?? oh well..... I never said I was graceful !!