OKay....stare intently at the screen....roll up a small report that you really don't want to read....slowly get up......cautiously approach the screen like you are a stalking tiger.....then cut loose a banshee wail and smack the hell out of the screen with the rolled up report...the goal is to destroy the screen (end of meeting)....then turn around with a triumphant look on your face and say "Wow, did you guys see the size of that fly I just killed?!"
just gathering my thoughts....& wondering if u still stop by.....
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Martini's...
where is that waiter!! I ordered that an hour ago!
you need an assistant don't you?
i would like to apply...
it might take a while for me to bring you coffee from here though.. lol
OKay....stare intently at the screen....roll up a small report that you really don't want to read....slowly get up......cautiously approach the screen like you are a stalking tiger.....then cut loose a banshee wail and smack the hell out of the screen with the rolled up report...the goal is to destroy the screen (end of meeting)....then turn around with a triumphant look on your face and say "Wow, did you guys see the size of that fly I just killed?!"
Trust me, it will work.
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