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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

~~Opinions Poll~~

Okay...KAT--- U R not allowed to give a lecture here!! (LoOoOoOoG Story folks)

Some grass-hopppppah & others (me included) were discussing what the definition of SEX is.

Grasshopper: a BJ is NOT sex..... it is just reaaally heavy petting.

Me: Anytime anyone (alone or otherwise) gets off...has the big O...rubs one out...etc.

Other goof in the room: if it involves sperm...its SEX.

so.....I ask U......what is your definition of SEX..

sex 8 sounds fuck anal penis vagina intercourse pussy fucking gay cum ass love dick orgasm oral slut cock porn shit blowjob whore bang sexual sexy hot horny butt cunt dirty anal sex girl masturbation drugs poop screw oral sex fun bitch head rape anus condom balls lesbian orgy blow job shag homosexual dirty sanchez fetish girls

are just a few that I could think of.......u?

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8 Comments:

Blogger Nihilistic said...

Ok...a dirty sanches is not sex!! Please don't let that be sex!

Thu Dec 21, 12:09:00 AM MST  
Blogger DoneCheap DoneRight PC said...

First off, that stuff down there at the bottom reminds me of turetts syndrome with a hard on...

Okay now sex is 100% penetration. None of this other half-cocked wanna be pussy petting not even foreplay is sex in my book. I actually don't have a book but if I did I would have written it.

The bottom line is that getting off will never be quite like getting the real thing...

Later drm...

Thu Dec 21, 12:30:00 AM MST  
Blogger 212degreedesigns said...

if anyone else is touching my kitty,...
or i'm touching their thingy....

than it's all dirty and good.

got that?!

boobies don't count,..
they stick out too far and always rub up against stuff... : )

Thu Dec 21, 08:16:00 AM MST  
Blogger bricotrout said...

well...
1- i think you meant to type LoooooooooonG story rather than 'LoooooooG story' but thats neither here nor there.
2- you cant qualify sex as having something to do with sperm cuase lord knows ive faked it a few times and i promise you it WAS sex. besides, a girl is still a virgin as long as the guy didnt come? wow, will that hold up in a statutory case? lol
id say 'sex' not 'intercourse' is any time diddling takes place by outer flesh touching inner flesh.
speaking of which... tishy comes down tomorrow. no pun intended.

Thu Dec 21, 10:00:00 AM MST  
Blogger •♥•m•♥• said...

LOL....U all kill me.....I KNEW I would get a reaction from the 'Dirty Sanchez'....not that I even consider that EVER an option........Im just saying.....LOL

212---but what if they are putting their thingy in between my sticky-outty-tooo far--boobies?!?! does that count?

and B! ---using the new work diddlin......huh?.....right on!

Thu Dec 21, 11:34:00 AM MST  
Blogger •♥•m•♥• said...

rrrrrr......(((record stopping)))

um...ANYONE!.....does that mean kitty purrs for non-thingy owners?!

::::I'm just askin......::::

**shut -UP! sheets....

Thu Dec 21, 11:35:00 AM MST  
Blogger BUMBLE!!! said...

Since we're no longer in an era when sex just involes straights (the times, they are a changin), we can't just go with the standard act that produces babies. For gays, I would go with anal sex, and for lesbians, I would have to say, hmmm... don't know. I'll leave that to any lesbian or woman who can define the difference.

All the same, thanks for swingin by the new site. Hope to see you again soon.

Thu Dec 21, 08:17:00 PM MST  
Blogger Sheets said...

Hey now....I didn't say anything.

Yet.

At this point....if it even SOUNDS dirty....its sex.....for me. Just sayin'.....

Fri Dec 22, 05:46:00 AM MST  

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