just gathering my thoughts....& wondering if u still stop by.....
OK!......Riddle me this Batgirl....
Tell me! Y someone felt the need to steal my garbage can!?! Was the shit that was emtied out of the shed on the side of the house this past weekend THAT exciting that someone felt the need to not only steal that shit ....but ALSO steal the can I have been rolling out to the curb week after week for the last 16 yrs?!? Well...I guess.....it IS time to get a new one.......perhaps I shall paint pretty pictures on the new one........which incidently??....(according to the not-so-surprised customer service lady to whom I reported the robbery to).....WILL NOT BE REPLACED FOR 3 - 10 BUSINESS DAYS!?!?!?! Evidently I am not the only one who has suffered such a violation!
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U NUT!.......and FYI...I dont poop....remember!?! My everefficient soulshell just absorbs...so I dont emit *any* odiferous scents!
**sidenote** I changed the oil...ready to roll to sedona anyday U are!
If you want to see your trash can again...send two chocolate cakes to San Francisco by 4pm tomorrow! AND NO NUTS!
Garbage Can Theft: Unchecked and Rampant in America
Yes, you are a victim. I think there is a support group hosted by Dr. Phil.
Or not....
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