just gathering my thoughts....& wondering if u still stop by.....
Interesting tidbit ....
so.... I was at this house party over the weekend.....and the female house occupant whispered something to her male co-occupant...got up and sauntered off. He said something to the fact...good luck ...and Im happy for U ?!
Of course ....(only because my filter was off due to the alcohol) I asked what that was all about?.....he said loudly...dont worry hon...I wont reveal your secret! .....so I of course (see previous disclaimer) had to be in the know.
He proceeded to inform the group that she has discovered a sure-fire (no pun intended) way to poop. He demonstrated that she holds her legs straight out in front of her and oui-la! No 2!
Any thoughts out there???........
Of course ....(only because my filter was off due to the alcohol) I asked what that was all about?.....he said loudly...dont worry hon...I wont reveal your secret! .....so I of course (see previous disclaimer) had to be in the know.
He proceeded to inform the group that she has discovered a sure-fire (no pun intended) way to poop. He demonstrated that she holds her legs straight out in front of her and oui-la! No 2!
Any thoughts out there???........
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that's just wrong somehow.. i cant (wont) put my finger on it.
but wrong
somehow
lol....YEAH i KNOW...I thinks thats what prompted me to BLOG it hahahahhha!
Wow, this sounds like the beginnings of someone's Graduate Thesis.
"Optimal Extremity Positioning related to Excretory Time, Quantity and Quality."
LOL.... SP -> I guess we'll let U keep your pooper -tricks =) It was a very funny conversation at the time because she was completely serious!
Browswer --> I'm sure there has been a dissertation published on this "somewhere"...I'll search my research sites and get back to ya ...LOL
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