M's first 100 MEME

1. I am Native American (Ojibwe)
2. I was raised outside of Milwaukee by Swedish and Scottish parents who adopted me.
3. I was adopted at 11 months.
4. I used to tell my brothers mom and dad CHOSE me…they had to keep them.
5. I have visited my reservation twice.
6. I am a card-carrying member of the tribe.
7. My birth family still resides there.
8. Yes I get money from your gambling
9. My birth mother refuses to meet me.
10. I am okay with that.
11. I have one birth sibling (brother 3 yrs older) that I have not met.
12. I have two adopted brothers, both older.
13. I came to AZ on a vacation & never went back home.
14. I over achieve to subconsciously compensate for all the negative things said to me as a child about being thrown-away, not wanted …etc.
15. I have an IQ of 156
16. I really did not comprehend my “brainiac-ness” until about 4 years ago.
17. My brain NEVER turns off.
18. I thought everyone’s brain does that.
19. I sought out Buddhism to quiet the brainstorm.
20. I have attended teachings from His Holiness the Dalai Lama twice.
21. I have always wondered what-if somehow someone turns off earth’s gravity button.
22. I have also envisioned our solar system inside a box sitting in a great big lab with other solar-boxes on a shelf.
23. I became a vegetarian freshman yr of high school after reading The Jungle by Upton Sinclair.
24. I have raised chickens by imprinting them when they hatch.
25. Their names were Sullivan, Beatrice and Tyson.
26. Sullivan was the most beautiful Black Rooster ….green in the sunlight, and Bea & Ty were little bandi-hens.
27. My neighbor shot Tyson because she would scratch for bugs in the ring of wood chips around their trees. They were trying to sell their house & didn’t “appreciate” the wood chips flying all over their lawn.
28. I had a pet pig named Penelope when I was little that I walked like a dog.
29. I had a pet sheep named Shirley. She had a baby we named Twinkles.
30. I told everyone we also had a spider named charlotte.
31. Every Easter, there was a baby bunny to raise.
32. I trained Polo ponies in high school.
33. I once had 70 baby Iguanas here in AZ that I raised & sold.
34. My dogs chewed the little leg off more than one of them (through the cage wires) & we marketed them as “little lieutenant Dans” from Forrest Gump.
35. I swam competitively yr round…(50 fly, 200 free, and anchor for the 400 free relay) & Our relay won state.
36. I learned how to down hill ski at the age of 6.
37. Our family skied in Aspen every yr as a family vacation.
38. I was a camp counselor at Camp Minikani in Hubertus Wi.
39. I was caught smoking POT there too.
40. My first kiss & ultimately my virginity were lost during those summers.
41. I play the piano.
42. I love the performing arts.
43. Shakespeare makes me cry…..so does ballet.
44. I have a motorcycle.
45. I also drive the same jeep that I have had since 1992.
46. I love to travel.
47. I lived in a castle in Dalkeith Scotland during college with 100 other students.
48. I experienced being in two places at once while in Amsterdam (after eating a space cake).
49. I met Lady Di in Cardiff Wales outside an event for which she was the benefactor.
50. She was more beautiful in person than in pictures.
51. I have a BS, MBA & ABD PhD.
52. I still do not know what I want to be when I grow up.
53. My face shows when I lie.
54. I am a nite owl.
55. I find the nite sexy.
56. I love sex – all kinds, orientations, & will try anything once as long as no water sports or animals are involved. LOL
57. Although I am a vegetarian….I love to wear leather.
58. I am attracted to the strong silent brooding type.
59. I am especially fascinated by those who seem to possess quirkiness.
60. James Spader, Vincent Denofrio, Harvey Keitel fit this behavior.
61. My Spanish, Portuguese, and French language skills were once much better.
62. I find language HAWT…& someone with the grasp of any language even hotter.
63. I abhor ignorance.
64. I despise deception, even, if YOU think I Just might be kiddiNg? NOT!
65. I have few friends because of these two previous predilections.
66. They are QUALITY folks though.
67. I will do anything (within the law) for a friend in need.
68. I love the rain…..the smell, the sound…..the feel of the air.
69. I love to walk barefoot in grass, mud or rain.
70. I sleep with the window open whenever possible.
71. I love the smell of skin, leather, rain candles, the earth, fresh cut grass, a pine forest, & a fire.
72. My dogs’ feet smell like corn chips.
73. My birds feathers smell like Fruit loops.
74. Obviously, I have an issue with smells.
75. I associate key moments in my life with the smells that existed at the time.
76. I have had 17 active piercing at one time.
77. I now only have jewelry in 12 spots….10 that are visible.
78. I love the feeling of getting tattooed & pierced.
79. My nipples hurt more than my hood.
80. I have three tats.
81. I am planning another.
82. I have colored my hair for so long & so many different colors I really do not recall the original hue.
83. I love sappy movies.
84. I could lie in bed all day & watch old movies.
85. I am a secret romantic (well not anymore…huh?).
86. I have been divorced twice.
87. I married my HOT bodybuilder mailman the first time.
88. I married my even HOTTER personal trainer the second time.
89. I divorced both of them for being dishonest.
90. I will give you my ALL unless you lie to me, or abuse me in ANY other manner.
91. I think I will get a girlfriend this time around.
92. I wonder if Brad will loan me Angelina.
93. I once had a dream I went to the bathroom to wash my face in the middle of the nite. When I looked up into the mirror, I was Mick Jagger. (rock on…)
94. I have this urge sometimes to walk up to total strangers & kiss them.
95. I am obsessed with bald men & rub my hand on their domes as I walk past them in public.
96. I also love long hair tho…..I guess this fits with my extreme tendencies.
97. I love a goatee, FU, or the soul patch on men.
98. I also enjoy a shaved body…..all parts…nothing like shaved skin on shaved skin…arms, legs and naughty bits.
99. I love going to museums....it allows me to stare at the human form in all mediums.
100. I see myself doing more of these ...perhaps theme based, as they are very cathartic!